Week 9 Picks

Coming off my best week of the season, we have a juicy slate featuring some heavyweight fights that could set the tone for the rest of the year.

Last Week: 12-4

Season Total: 69-43

Steelers 23-17 Titans

Thursday, 8:15 p.m. ET, Prime Video

Chiefs 27-24 Dolphins

Sunday, 9:30 a.m. ET, NFL Network

Falcons 22-14 Vikings

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Browns 19-10 Cardinals

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Rams 23-20 Packers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Patriots 20-17 Commanders

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Saints 23-13 Bears

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Ravens 26-20 Seahawks

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Texans 20-17 Buccaneers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Colts 24-20 Panthers

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, CBS

Raiders 17-13 Giants

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX

Eagles 30-20 Cowboys

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX

Bengals 31-20 Bills

Sunday, 8:20 p.m. ET, NBC

Chargers 19-16 Jets

Monday, 8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN

Week 8 Picks

Hectic week(end), so this week’s picks are just my winners and score predictions. In a slate filled with toss-ups and pick ’ems, let’s just hope I do better than last week.

Cover photo taken from Sporting News.

Last Week: 5-8

Season Total: 57-49

Bills 26-17 Buccaneers

Thursday, 8:15 p.m. ET, Prime Video

See: here.

Cowboys 23-20 Rams

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Vikings 20-17 Packers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Titans 16-13 Falcons

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Colts 19-16 Saints

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Dolphins 27-20 Patriots

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Jets 20-10 Giants

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Steelers 24-23 Jaguars

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Eagles 30-20 Commanders

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Texans 23-17 Panthers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Seahawks 21-20 Browns

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

Chiefs 26-12 Broncos

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

Ravens 27-13 Cardinals

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

Bengals 23-20 49ers

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

Chargers 22-16 Bears

Sunday, 8:20 p.m. ET, NBC

Lions 24-14 Raiders

Monday, 8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 7 Picks

This week’s matchups continue to bring the heat featuring two fascinating inter-conference clashes — including what might be the game of the year in primetime.

Cover photo taken from ESPN.

Last Week: 9-6

Season Total: 52-41

Jaguars 22-17 Saints

Thursday, 8:15 p.m. ET, Prime Video

With the Saints being at home for a primetime matchup, I’d have to imagine this game being close. That defense is going to do its thing for the large majority of the night, but I worry about New Orleans’ offense being able to keep up with Jacksonville’s.

Considering how well both the passing and running games are looking for the Jags, I think they’re just going to chip away as the game goes on and simply outlast the Saints on both sides of the ball. But, if New Orleans’ vaunted secondary makes a play or two, they could easily pull off this upset. 

Bears 19-16 Raiders

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

This game was bad enough on paper before quarterback injuries entered the equation. Now, it’ll be Tyson Bagent vs. Aidan O’Connell.

I don’t even want to think about this game, and there’s no chance anyone actually wants to watch it. I’m going to pick the Raiders because they’re the better team, but part of me feels like the Bears pull this one out at home. I can’t explain it, and I sure as hell can’t back it up given the current situation with these rosters. It’s just a feeling. 

Browns 17-10 Colts

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

This is another backup quarterback showdown, but the difference between this game and the one above it is that it features two actually solid rosters, including one which boasts the NFL’s best defense. And Cleveland should be able to ride it all day long once again.

Regardless of who suits up at quarterback for them, Gardner Minshew’s life will be hell on the other side, and that’ll be enough to notch another Browns win. 

Bills 26-13 Patriots

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

I’m being a bit nice here. Divisional games like these usually tend to be a bit close. But this one has no business even being within two possessions.

Buffalo, for all their faults, is still a pretty good football team. The Patriots are anything but. Even in Foxboro, this one could get very, very ugly. 

Giants 20-17 Commanders

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

That’s right. I think we’ll lose to the Giants, a team that I’ve been absolutely eviscerating all season long which has shown virtually no signs of life this year. There are a couple reasons why.

First of all, Ron Rivera has always struggled with New York for some reason, with just one single win in six matchups — which came on a missed field goal re-try in a game that we realistically should have lost. The Giants are also coming off a game that they should have won on Sunday night and may have found new life. Tyrod Taylor is probably once again going to be suiting up under center, but that doesn’t seem to hinder this team at all. They actually looked better with him than they did with Daniel Jones. And if Jones does start, then this is virtually a guaranteed loss for us, since he turns into Steve Young every time Washington is on the schedule for some reason. 

But the most obvious reason for us losing this game is the fact that everyone expects us to win. We’re coming off a nice victory in Atlanta, the fanbase feels good about themselves for some reason, and by all accounts, we should win this game. Which means that we won’t. It’ll be a complete dude and yet another chapter of embarrassment in a long, long book of blunders.

Buccaneers 23-17 Falcons

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

It may be early, but this feels like a fairly pivotal NFC South matchup. The Saints, Buccaneers, and Falcons are all jockeying for breathing room atop this division. The Bucs already proved their ability to go on the road and pick up a huge divisional win when they trounced the Saints in their own building. Now, they get a worse team in Atlanta in the friendly confines of Raymond James. Feels pretty straightforward.

Combine that with the fact that the Falcons are reeling and the Bucs are looking to bounce back from Sunday’s embarrassment in the Creamsicles and you’ve got what I believe is a pretty easy pick. 

Lions 20-17 Ravens

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Dolphins-Eagles is going to steal all the headlines as the biggest game of the week, but this is by far my most anticipated game on this slate. The main reason for that is because this acts as a litmus test for both of these teams to see if they’re what we think they are.

I think both of these defenses, which rank towards the top of the league, are going to thrive in this game with neither offense being at full strength. With the offenses struggling, I think this game will be decided by whichever defense steps ups and makes more plays. Crazily enough, I think that’ll be Detroit’s unit. My main rationale for that is how elite they’ve been against the run thus far in 2023. The Lions give up the least rushing yards in the league, and Baltimore’s bread and butter is on the ground. Once that gets stifled, Lamar Jackson and company will have to win the game through the air. Sure, he’s capable of that, we haven’t really seen it other than the Browns game, where Cleveland was starting an incapable rookie quarterback which allowed the Ravens to win by scoring just 17 points. They won’t get away with that against a team as good as the Lions are.

Simply put, Baltimore throws for less than 200 yards per game. Against a defense that’s going to force them to throw, and an offense that can hurt you in all sorts of ways, I think the Lions emerge as the clearly better team in this matchup. They’re going to win this game and prove to everyone who may still be doubting them that they are bonafide contenders. 

Rams 22-19 Steelers

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

This is yet another interesting NFC vs. AFC matchup that’ll probably get overshadowed by a few other games which admittedly look much better on paper. But I think this game still has the capacity to be pretty good.

Like I said with the above game, I feel like defense will be the name of the game in LA on Sunday. I think both offenses should have plenty of scoring opportunities, but this game has “redzone struggles” and “field goal-fest” written all over it. That makes this a difficult pick; the Rams clearly have the better offense, but the Steelers defense is legit, and their offense took some positive momentum into the bye. 

However, I’m going to stick with the home team for a valid reason: Pittsburgh’s secondary is terrible. They had a nice bounce-back two weeks ago against the Ravens, but they are going to have their hands more than full against Cooper Kupp, Puka Nacua, and the Rams pass-catchers. They might be able to get some stops to limit the damage, but I feel like they’ll eventually crack, allowing LA to come out with a very hard-fought win, although I could very well see their front seven doing enough to single-handedly win them the game yet again. 

Seahawks 24-13 Cardinals

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

The simple result of a loss for Seattle last week has people forgetting how truly good this team is. I know I was harsh to them yesterday, but I gave very valid rationale for that. At the very least, they’re significantly better than the Cardinals, who are continuing to fall apart.

I know divisional games have a tendency to be close, but with this game being in Seattle, I don’t think it should be particularly close. 

Packers 23-13 Broncos

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

As I said yesterday, the bye couldn’t have come at a better time for the Packers, who had a week to regroup after the disaster against the Raiders before a cupcake matchup against the Broncos.

Regardless of whether or not Aaron Jones suits up for Green Bay, they should be a-okay in this one. Denver’s defense is one of the worst I’ve ever seen, and this feels like a perfect bounce-back spot for Jordan Love and those young receivers. 

Chiefs 25-17 Chargers

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

Patrick Mahomes against a divisional opponent with the worst pass defense in the NFL? Maybe I’m being generous saying this will be a one possession game. The Chargers don’t exactly inspire a lot of confidence with a banged up Justin Herbert and Austin Ekeler leading the offense while the defense gets cut apart for sixty minutes. The Chiefs might be dealing with some struggles of their own, but I don’t see a world where they lose this game. They’re still putting the pieces together offensively, but their defense is nothing short of elite, and I think that will once again be the difference in their sixth consecutive win. 

Dolphins 30-27 Eagles

Sunday, 8:20 p.m. ET, NBC

Game of the Year? Maybe. It certainly has all the makings of one. But, we also presumed that Cowboys-49ers would be GotY two weeks ago. So no more assumptions.

I do think that, with the sheer offensive talent with both of these teams, this should be a very entertaining game. With how even these rosters match up with one another in addition to my continued placement of the Eagles above the Dolphins, I’m actually pretty surprised with myself, because I’ve had no doubts in picking Miami to win this game all week long.

My main reason for that confidence lies in the fact that Philadelphia’s secondary — which was already dealing with a plethora of struggles — is now as thin as it has been all year long. Now, that skeleton crew has to deal with Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle, and all of the motions and crazy concepts that the Dolphins pose. That doesn’t feel like it’s going to end well.

Yes, the Birds offense is great and due for a return to form after last week’s debacle against the Jets, but I don’t know if they have what it takes to keep up with Miami’s explosiveness. The Eagles have a very methodical offensive approach, which certainly works. But it just feels like they’re going to be out there so much on Sunday night. Yes, the Eagles are dominant up front, and Raheem Mostert will likely have a tough time moving the ball on the ground. But I think that if the Dolphins can keep Tua upright, he’ll do enough to lead his team to a huge victory. 

49ers 24-10 Vikings

Monday, 8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN

I’d like to think this game will be close. But the Vikings have virtually nothing to work with offensively, and their defense is not nearly good enough to make up for that.

The 49ers are still the NFL’s best team despite their struggles in their loss last week, and they’re going to rebound from that loss in a big way here. The offense will look like its usual self — although Christian McCaffrey’s oblique injury could limit them a bit — and the defense should suffocate a lackluster offense all night long. Considering they’re going up against Kirk Cousins on Monday Night Football, I think 3 or 4 interceptions is certainly on the table. 


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 6 Picks

Last week was one of my worst ever, so hopefully there’s nowhere to go up. It’s not the greatest slate on paper, but we should still be in for some more fun and fireworks this weekend.

Cover photo taken from NFL.com.

Last Week: 6-8

Season Total: 43-35

Chiefs 24-13 Broncos

Thursday, 8:15 p.m. ET, Prime Video

The Broncos haven’t beaten the Chiefs since Peyton Manning was at the helm, Adele’s ‘Hello’ was atop the charts, and the whole wide world was excited for the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Also, I was fresh off my 14th birthday party.

I am now 22 years old.

That streak isn’t being broken under the lights in Arrowhead against Patrick Mahomes. Even with Travis Kelce being banged up, there is no conceivable way that Denver can rise to Kansas City’s level, especially not with their atrocious defense.

Titans 20-17 Ravens

Sunday, 9:30 a.m. ET, NFL Network

As I said last week with the Titans, I’m going to keep riding the trends until they stop trending. To reiterate, their season has gone loss-win-loss-win-loss. So gear up for a Tennessee dub in London!

In all seriousness, I actually feel like the Titans are going to win this game regardless of trends. Games between these two teams are always close, and the Titans really had their number for a couple of years. The Ravens are the far better team in this game with vastly better units on both sides of the ball, but their offense is really struggling, and their defense can only carry them for so long. This feels like a weird spot for them. 

Falcons 23-17 Commanders

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Not talking about that team in burgundy and gold until they show me they deserve to even be thought about. 

But more than that, the Falcons are a very solid team all around with the better defense in this game. At home, I think they pick up a second consecutive win as their season continues to get back on track. 

Vikings 23-20 Bears

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Without Justin Jefferson on the field, this game figures to be a comedy of errors. But that should be entertaining. 

I wanted to pick the Bears here as they’re coming home off last week’s huge win — their first in nearly a full year. Justin Fields has played consecutive great games, and D.J. Moore just had a historic outing. Meanwhile, the Vikings have no idea how to win and just lost the best wide receiver in the league.

But something tells me that the Bears we saw in the nation’s capital aren’t the real Bears. Even if they put up some more offensive fireworks, I think they’re going to find a way to lose. Even without Jefferson, I think Minnesota has the offensive talent to put up enough points to win this game. 

Seahawks 24-23 Bengals

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

In a week that severely lacks a “big game”, I see this matchup as the premier one of the day. That’s largely thanks to the implications of this game. The Seahawks are in a good enough position where the outcome won’t make or break their season, but the Bengals need every win they can salvage at this point to continue turning their season around. 

Last week’s offensive explosion in Arizona was inspiring, but I have no idea if it was a one-off thing or if they’re actually back to form. This will be the litmus test. And honestly, I don’t know if they’re up for it. Joe Burrow, Ja’Marr Chase and company are obviously great, but so is this Seattle defense. I’d still like to see better performances out of the Seahawks offense, and this will certainly be a tough position to make that happen. But I think that burgeoning young defense is going to be the differentiator on Sunday in the jungle. (Side note: how fun is Chase vs. Devon Witherspoon going to be?)

I could also very well see it going the other way. The Bengals have much more to play for, after all. But, like I said yesterday, I need to see more consistency out of them before my faith is fully restored. 

49ers 23-10 Browns

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

I think people are really overthinking this one. Yes, the Browns are a solid team with an elite defense. Yes, they are coming off a bye. But they might not be without Deshaun Watson in this game. If he plays, he won’t be 100%, which means e won’t be effective. If he doesn’t play, then Dorian Thompson-Robinson will get the start, and we saw how disastrous that was two weeks ago. 

Meanwhile, the 49ers are the 49ers. They’re going to dominate no matter where or who they play. I understand this sentiment that they just came off a huge, emotional win and might crash. But I think this team is far too talented to have that happen to them. 

Dolphins 34-13 Panthers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

This might be too nice to the Panthers. This is going to be ugly

By the way, is it not crazy that the Dolphins have gotten the Giants and Dolphins in consecutive weeks? They should be thanking their lucky stars. It’s like having three bye weeks. And they certainly need it ahead of clashes with the Eagles and Chiefs in their next three games.  

Jaguars 23-20 Colts

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Just six games into the year, the Jaguars and Colts are finishing up their season series, becoming the first teams to do so. 

As I said yesterday, the Colts strangely haven’t lost under Gardner Minshew. But I don’t think that trend is going to continue against a team as solid and as hot as the Jaguars currently are. They’re coming off back-to-back huge wins across the pond, including a dismantling of the Bills a week ago. The level of competition isn’t exactly as high here. 

The Jags did struggle during the game in Indianapolis, but back at home, I think they’ll be just fine. It’ll be close, but the better team will pull it out late. 

Saints 20-16 Texans

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

I feel like this is rather straightforward. The Saints are coming off a monstrous win over the Patriots in which their defense returned to form and their offense flashed. That defense is the type to eat up rookie quarterbacks, especially with the secondary playing like it is.

C.J. Stroud is as good as rookie quarterbacks come, but this is going to be a very, very tough test that I’m not sure if the rest of that offense is up for. I think this is just going to be a worse version of the Falcons game a week ago for them. I wouldn’t be surprised if C.J. threw his first pick in this game. He’ll keep the team hanging around, but the Saints defense is going to make the plays at the end of this game to come away with another win. 

Raiders 24-17 Patriots

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, CBS

Remember what happened the last time the Patriots were in Las Vegas? Good times.

The good news for the Patriots is that Chandler Jones is no longer a part of this picture. The bad news is that Mac Jones is still their quarterback and they are still one of the worst teams in the NFL. 

The Raiders are nothing special, but their offensive talent dwarfs that of New England, and they should win by a comfortable margin at home on Sunday. 

Rams 30-17 Cardinals

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX

The wheels are starting to come off the Cardinals a bit as their defense has regressed and they’re now without James Conner for the next month or so. The Rams, meanwhile, are back to full strength with Cooper Kupp back, and their offense looks primed to feast on a struggling defense.

The game might be closer than I’m expecting, but I really don’t see how the Rams lose this game. Their defense isn’t great, but I don’t see Arizona doing much on offense without its best player. Plus, LA desperately needs this win to get back to .500 and stay afloat in the wild card race. The Cardinals don’t have much to fight for. 

Eagles 26-14 Jets

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX

It’s possible that New York’s defense keeps this game close enough that maybe, maybe Zach Wilson and the offense can pull off a miracle. 

It’s also theoretically possible for me to fly. 

Lions 23-20 Buccaneers

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX

I believe that this game was flexed to a late afternoon slot for two reasons. First, these are two seemingly overachieving teams in the NFC that are apparently a lot of fun to watch. Second, there’s not many good games on Sunday. 

Whatever the rationale was, I think it was a good choice, because this should be a good game. I think the Lions are much better than the Bucs are, but they’re dealing with some offensive injuries while Tampa is coming off a bye and will be sporting the beautiful Creamsicles for the first time in over a decade. So this’ll be a close one. 

I actually think the Bucs match up well here, especially with their run defense against a potent Detroit rushing attack that could be getting Jahmyr Gibbs back. But the Lions will also get Amon-Ra St. Brown back to elevate the passing game. That certainly gives them the advantage.

Most importantly, at the end of the day, I never feel comfortable picking Baker Mayfield, no matter how good he has looked to start this season. I was impressed with what I saw two weeks ago in New Orleans, and if he replicates that performance here, I’ll be on board. 

Bills 29-12 Giants

Sunday, 8:20 p.m. ET, NBC

Dear NFL,

Be embarrassed for scheduling this game. It was awful in the first place, since anyone with a brain knew the Giants would not be good this year. It’s even worse now. I can’t wait to waste three hours of my life watching this terrible product. Please learn your lesson next year. 

Sincerely, the entire world. 

Cowboys 27-24 Chargers

Monday, 8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN

I know a lot people are selling low on the Cowboys, and I get it. You don’t see many performances as bad as theirs in San Francisco last week. This is also a trendy spot to pick the Chargers, who are coming off a bye and probably getting Austin Ekeler back. But something just tells me the Cowboys are going to bounce back here.

For starters, SoFi Stadium will be at least 95% Cowboy fans, which could make things hard on Justin Herbert and the Bolts offense. I also think the Cowboys will be desperate to redeem themselves, especially in front of another national TV audience. LA doesn’t have the best defense, so Dak Prescott and the Dallas offense can put up some numbers while the defense shows what they’re capable of once again.

Granted, I did call them out for dominating against terrible teams and falling apart against competent ones, and the Chargers offense is more than competent. But again, something is whispering in my ear that this the Cowboys’ bounce-back spot. 


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 5 Picks

The season’s first full October slate features some great matchups, including what might just be the biggest game of the year thus far.

Cover photo taken from NFL.com.

Last Week: 9-7

Season Total: 37-27

Commanders 23-10 Bears

Thursday, 8:15 p.m. ET, Prime Video

If we lose this game, you will never hear from me ever again.

Unlike Sundays and Mondays, Thursday nighters usually treat us well, including last year’s win in Chicago. I genuinely don’t see a world in which we lose this game, but I don’t want to put anything past this team, which finds a way to let me down even in the safest of circumstances.

As long as the defense doesn’t let Justin Fields hurt them with his legs — and finally decides to give up less than 30 points — and the offense puts up a respectable number of points, victory should be in the bag to get back above .500. And if that doesn’t happen, then there will be a lot of questions to answer across the board.

Bills 26-20 Jaguars

Sunday, 9:30 a.m. ET, NFL Network

The Jaguars are playing their second consecutive game in London, and while some might think that gives them the upper hand, I personally don’t think it matters. I’ve always talked about how hard it is for west coast teams to come out east and vice versa, but I don’t think that argument holds much weight anymore. NFL teams simply know how to travel and still execute at the highest level. A team like the Bills will be just fine, even with the trip across the pond.

They’re also just a much better team than Jacksonville is right now, playing at a much higher level on both sides of the ball. Josh Allen has been on fire and isn’t showing signs of slowing down, and although the defense just lost Tre White for the season, they might be getting Von Miller back in this one. That’s a horrifying prospect for any opposing offense. 

Texans 23-16 Falcons

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Not many teams are trending upwards as much as the Texans right now. Not many teams are trending downwards as much as the Falcons right now. That scares me a bit, especially with this game being in Atlanta, but I see no reason to get off the Houston train.

Until I see C.J. Stroud slow down, which he hasn’t done in any capacity a month into his career, I’m not going to bet against him. I think the Falcons are due for a bounce-back performance, but it’s hard to put any faith in them, especially with Desmond Ridder looking as terrible as he has in recent weeks. I’m going to stick with the trends on this one. 

Lions 30-14 Panthers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

I’m always wary of picking blowouts when a great team is playing an awful team. But I feel strangely confident about this one. The Lions are terrific at home, and the Panthers have been dreadful all year long.

The margin of victory might not end up being this big, but I refuse to see a scenario where Carolina winds up winning this game. They’d need their best performance of the year on both sides of the ball, which doesn’t seem feasible against a Detroit team that looks like one of the most complete squads in the NFL. 

Colts 23-20 Titans

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Like it seemingly always is, this matchup is a complete coinflip. I have no idea what to expect from either of these teams on any given week, especially the Titans. In fact, the reason I’m picking them to lose is because this season has gone loss-win-loss-win. The trends point towards an L.

Moreover, Indianapolis continues to flash with Anthony Richardson, and they might just be getting Jonathan Taylor back on Sunday. Considering Zack Moss got to cooking behind this offensive line and Richardson poses a rushing threat, I think the re-addition of JT could make this a truly lethal offense. Tennessee’s defense is great, but I think this is a bad matchup for them, and I don’t think their offense can keep up with Indy’s especially if Taylor plays. 

Dolphins 34-13 Giants

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

Remember what I said about the Lions and Panthers? That doesn’t apply here.

It won’t be 70-20 again, but it’s going to be ugly. And it’s going to be glorious. 

Patriots 19-16 Saints

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Whatever the exact opposite of a “feast for the eyes” is can be used to describe this game to a T.

These are two terrible offenses being held back by awful quarterback play, but both defenses are good enough to keep this one close throughout. I wouldn’t even be surprised if this game was decided by a defensive or special teams play. Both defenses had uncharacteristically terrible performances a week ago, so both should be in for a return to form here. I think it truly just boils down to which one cracks more.

As bad as Mac Jones has been, at least he’s healthy. The same can’t be said about Derek Carr, who continues to dubiously play with a bum shoulder. For that reason, I’ll take the Patriots at home. 

Ravens 20-17 Steelers

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBS

Ravens-Steelers is always a dogfight. This seems like it should be a Baltimore blowout on paper, but I don’t think Pittsburgh will go down easy, even with Kenny Pickett being on a bum knee.

The Ravens offense is infinitely better than the Steelers’ at this point, but this is the type of game that T.J. Watt and Pittsburgh’s defense rises to the occasion for. That’s enough to make me believe that this one will be close. But Baltimore’s own defense should absolutely dominate the beat-up Steelers, and Lamar Jackson should eventually do his thing on the other side of the ball to help the Ravens earn a hard-fought road win over their bitter rivals. 

Rams 23-20 Eagles

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

I’m picking more upsets than usual this week, and I think this one is my absolute favorite. I don’t know why, it just feels like it makes sense.

The Eagles may be 4-0, but they haven’t taken the most impressive route to get there. They keep on bending but not breaking. I feel like a break is imminent. Why shouldn’t the Rams be the team to do it? Their offense keeps on clicking, and they might be getting Cooper Kupp back in this game. I don’t think people realize how big of a deal that is. Yes, Matt Stafford has been able to cook with Puka Nacua and Kyren Williams, but adding Kupp back to the lineup makes this offense one of the scariest in the league. Good luck to secondaries trying to stop both him and the potential OROY in Nacua.

If LA’s defense does just enough against Jalen Hurts and the Birds offense, I feel strangely comfortable with trusting Stafford and the Rams to do enough offensively to pull off this upset. 

Cardinals 24-16 Bengals

Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

It’s truly sad that this is what it has come to for the Bengals. But I simply cannot pick them in confidence with their offense being as disastrous as it is and with Joe Burrow being as injured and ineffective as he has been.

However, I think this would have been a tough matchup for Cincinnati regardless. The Cardinals are much better than we anticipated and plenty competitive, especially at home. They have a tendency to ball out in front of their home crowd, and against a team that’s reeling as much as Cincy is, I don’t see why that trend shouldn’t continue.

I think Arizona’s defense is going to make things difficult for Burrow, as seemingly any defense can these days, and Josh Dobbs should lead the offense to enough scoring drives to be able to win this ballgame. Which is a sentence I could not fathom typing out a month ago.  

Jets 13-10 Broncos

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

This is the type of game that I just pick and move forward. It is so ugly that I don’t even want to think about it, let alone talk about it. I’ll just take the more promising offense and better defense and leave it there. 

Chiefs 31-17 Vikings

Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

Primetime Kirk Cousins gets all the hate, but I don’t think we highlight just how terrible Cousins performs in the 4 p.m. time slot, especially in a national television game like this one. Remember when they got the national CBS game last year? It was twice — a 40-3 loss to the Cowboys and a 41-17 loss to the Packers. I never feel comfortable picking blowouts, so I’ll give Minnesota the benefit of the doubt and say they keep it closer than that, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this one is a complete wash.

Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs offense is probably itching to bounce back from a terrible performance last week in primetime against the Jets, and I think the defense sees food. Stopping Justin Jefferson is always a tough task, but in those two aforementioned games, his combined stat line was four catches for 48 yards. I’m simply riding the trends and predicting this to be another disaster for the Vikings. 

49ers 24-17 Cowboys

Sunday, 8:20 p.m. ET, NBC

Here’s the big one: probably the biggest game of the young season. Usually games like this are a bit tough to pick, but I have no reservations here. The 49ers are much, much better than the Cowboys are, especially right now.

Yes, Dallas had a bounce-back defensive performance in their thrashing of the Patriots, but those were the Patriots. Their two other great defensive performances were against Daniel Jones’ Giants and Zach Wilson’s Jets. This is the first real test for the Cowboys defense, and I simply do not believe they are up for the task without Trevon Diggs in the lineup and with Micah Parsons dealing with a knee issue. San Francisco’s offense has put up 30 or more points in every game this season, while their own defense continues to dominate. Dallas’ offense has really not been much to write home about; honestly it feels like their defense is in the endzone more often.

I think this matchup plays directly into the hands of the Niners, as it seemingly does every year. San Francisco is simply Dallas’ kryptonite, and I don’t see that changing on Sunday night. 

Packers 27-17 Raiders

Monday, 8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN

Both of these teams are coming off failed comeback attempts against their division rivals, but it’s much easier to feel good about one of these teams than the other. The Packers continue to flash their young talent on both sides of the ball while the Raiders… are playing football, I guess.

Here’s my take: if Jimmy Garoppolo doesn’t suit up for Vegas and Aidan O’Connell once again gets the start, this game won’t even be worth watching. If Jimmy does play, then the Raiders should be competitive, but they should also still lose. I just think the Packers pose too much of a threat on both sides of the ball for Vegas to keep up with, and you already know that stadium is going to be littered with Green Bay fans on Monday night. 


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 4 Picks

This week’s slate of games isn’t the greatest, but should provide plenty more entertainment and drama as we wrap up the first month of the season.

Cover photo taken from NFL.com.

Last Week: 10-6

Season Total: 28-20

Packers 23-20 Lions

Thursday, 8:15 PM EST, Prime Video

The Lions are back on Thursday night for the second time in four weeks. Like last time, I don’t see them winning this one on the road. But they’re certainly capable of proving me wrong again.

I just think beating the Packers at home in a divisional primetime setting is always a tall task. It could get even harder if Green Bay gets Aaron Jones and Christian Watson back. But the Packers have proven that they can win even without those two offensive stars. Everyone else is pulling their weight, and the defense is playing great. This is certainly the best offense they’ve faced so far, but the Lions haven’t looked as explosive on that side of the ball as we expected. Unless they get a crazy performance out of Jahmyr Gibbs or Amon-Ra St. Brown, they could see some more struggles.

I think the Packers will keep this one close, and their offense will do just enough to get them the victory. 

Falcons 21-20 Jaguars

Sunday, 9:30 AM EST, ESPN+

This is a pretty solid game on paper, but considering both teams’ momentum coming into it, this could be an early-morning dud to kick off the 2023 International slate. 

I like both of these teams, but neither of them are necessarily giving me much to like lately, with each team coming off what was likely their worst game of the year thus far. So this is a good opportunity to get back on track. It’s just really difficult to tell who is going to do that, and who is going to keep spiraling downwards.

I’m leaning with the Falcons because I believe their defense has been much better across the first few weeks of the year, and I typically know what I’m going to get out of their offense. Jacksonville’s defense has been very suspect and I never know which offense is going to show up for them. I think these even matchups typically favor the more consistent team, and to me, that’s the Falcons. 

Bills 27-24 Dolphins

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

In a week littered with pretty terrible matchups, this stands out as the crystal clear best game of the week. How could it not? These are two of the best teams in the NFL, each coming off monster performances, and this is an early opportunity to establish dominance in the division and conference as a whole. 

It felt really easy to lean Miami after their record-setting performance a week ago, but I’m going to take the home team here. Buffalo’s defense has been playing like one of the best in the league all season long, albeit against two subpar offenses with horrible offensive lines and one team led by Zach Wilson. But more importantly, Josh Allen is playing lights out after a very poor opening game. I think Buffalo’s offense has what it takes to keep up with Miami’s offense, but it’s going to be tough. The defense will really need to show up if they want to slow down Tua and company, who have barely shown any signs of slowing down this year. But the times they did were on the road in a divisional matchup against New England. Why can’t the Bills do the same at home? I think they’ll make just enough defensive plays to let Josh and the offense win the game in the end. 

Bears 20-17 Broncos

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

Here it is. An incredibly rare matchup between the two worst teams in the NFL that is bound to be one of the worst things you’ve ever seen. The Caleb Williams Bowl, if you will.

God bless anyone who willingly watches this game.

Browns 17-13 Ravens

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

In an AFC North slugfest featuring two of the best defenses in the NFL with two beat-up offenses, who do you take? The better defense? The home team? How about all of the above.

The Browns seem to be figuring things out with their league-leading defense and steady improvements from Deshaun Watson. Baltimore will be their toughest test yet, especially defensively, but I don’t see why they can’t keep it going. Cleveland has won this matchup in back-to-back years when they’re at home. I say they make it a threepeat. 

Bengals 19-16 Titans

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

Like the game above, this figures to be a defensive slog from start to finish. It helps that the Titans offense — which is only above the Jets in total yards — might as well not exist at this point. The same can arguably be said about Cincinnati while Joe Burrow remains dinged up. 

While Tennessee’s defense is coming off a disasterclass against Cleveland, the Bengals defense just played one of its best games in recent memory, exploiting a terrible offensive line and a distinct lack of weapons on the opposing offense. I say they’ll do the exact same thing on Sunday, and even win by the exact same score. 

Colts 23-17 Rams

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

I wasn’t sure which way to lean here, considering both of these teams have shown me plenty to like and plenty to dislike through three games. But I’ve honestly liked what I’ve seen from the Colts a lot more. They’ve flashed on both sides of the ball, regardless of who starts at quarterback. They should be getting Anthony Richardson back in this game, which will provide the offense with a big lift against a stout LA defense. The Rams obviously have the offensive ability to throw the ball all over a bottom-tier Colts secondary, but my gut is just telling me that they’re going to struggle once again.

We just saw Indy go on the road and beat the Ravens. I think they’re more than capable of coming back home and beating a much worse Rams team. 

Saints 22-19 Buccaneers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

This is tricky. Saints-Bucs always feels like a coinflip, and with Jameis Winston starting under center for New Orleans, it’s even harder to see how this is going to play out.

I wanted to pick Tampa considering the fact that they just got shellacked on national television and will probably want to prove themselves again. But they’ve always had trouble winning this game at the Superdome — they’ve only done so once since 2018, which was last season. And Tom Brady is not walking through that door.

I think Baker Mayfield is going to struggle mightily against the Saints defense — which will continue its incredible streak of holding opponents to under 20 points — while Jameis and NOLA’s offense does its job and puts up enough points with Alvin Kamara back in the lineup to beat their rivals for the first time since 2021. 

Eagles 31-17 Commanders

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

The Birds should absolutely decimate us in the trenches from start to finish in this one. I don’t see a world where the game is remotely close for that reason. I’d be shocked if it ever feels like a contest.

I am not going to have fun. That’s a guarantee. 

Vikings 30-20 Panthers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

Our second 0-3 matchup of the slate figures to be a lot more straightforward.

The Vikings have a fantastic offense and the Panthers have a defense that just got sliced and diced by Seattle. I think Minnesota has the playmaking ability to replicate that performance. I certainly don’t trust their defense, but I don’t think I really need to when they’re going up against a Carolina offense that hasn’t shown signs of life in any game this season. Yes, they accrued some nice stats last week, but they were never truly in that game. I feel like this is going to go in a very similar direction, regardless of who starts under center.  

Texans 24-17 Steelers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

Why not a cheeky upset pick?

I love everything the Texans are doing right now, especially offensively as C.J. Stroud continues to look like anything but a rookie and light up opposing secondaries. Why shouldn’t I believe that he won’t decimate a Steelers pass defense that’s bottom-12 in the league? I understand it might be a bit more of a struggle as Pittsburgh’s defense as a whole has been dominant this year, but I just saw Jimmy Garoppolo dice them up. I think C.J. can follow suit.

It’s also easy to pick against the Steelers when their offense refuses to show me anything to like. I know the Texans defense isn’t great, but I don’t think they’ll have to be to limit the scoring. And that’ll let the offense do their thing to the tune of another upset victory. 

Chargers 28-20 Raiders

Sunday, 4:05 PM EST, CBS

Regardless of circumstance, we can always count on Chargers-Raiders to be an entertaining contest. There should be plenty of points on the scoreboard and in fantasy leagues on Sunday afternoon.

No matter what, the Chargers have no excuse to lose this game. They finally notched their first win and now likely get Austin Ekeler back in addition to coming back home to play a rather awful Raiders team. It won’t be a blowout by any means, and LA’s defense is bound to struggle against an admittedly elite Las Vegas passing attack, but Justin Herbert and company will do more than enough to win comfortably. 

Cowboys 23-17 Patriots

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, FOX

I don’t know what to expect out of the Dallas defense after last week’s catastrophe, but I have to imagine they’ll put together a better performance. They’ve had a full week of practice with their new-look defense without Trevon Diggs, and they’re playing an arguably worse offense. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Cowboys offense struggles again, especially in the redzone, especially against a very tough Patriots defense.

This just figures to be a close, defensive game which is won by the better offense in the clutch. That’s very clearly the Cowboys. 

49ers 27-17 Cardinals

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, FOX

The Cardinals have been frisky all year long, so I think they can certainly hang around for a while in this game. But nobody can really stick with the 49ers for a full 60 minutes. They have been the most dominant team in the league by a wide margin, and I don’t think a team like Arizona is going to slow them down, especially in a tough road environment with the Niners coming off a mini-bye.

When it’s all said and done, San Francisco should cruise to a 4-0 start. 

Chiefs 28-10 Jets

Sunday, 8:20 PM EST, NBC

You’ve got to feel bad for Taylor Swift. For her first two NFL games, she’s had to watch the Bears and now the Jets. At least she gets to watch the Chiefs completely decimate both teams.

Like last week, this one should be over before halftime.

Seahawks 24-16 Giants

Monday, 8:15 PM EST, ESPN

It’s not anyone’s fault, but we have to do something about all these terrible primetime matchups. It’s getting annoying. Whose idea was it for the Giants to play three of their first four games in primetime? Jeez. 

Anyways, the Seahawks should win this one comfortably. New York hasn’t shown any signs of life other than their second half against Arizona, and against a solid Seattle defense, I don’t think they will on Monday night. I don’t think it’ll be as ugly as their first two standalone games, but it doesn’t figure to be pretty either. 


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 3 Picks

Some fun matchups and a Super Bowl rematch highlight a Week 3 slate that hopefully treats me better than the first two have.

Cover photo taken from Sporting News.

Last Week: 9-7

Season Total: 18-14

49ers 27-17 Giants

Thursday, 8:15 PM EST, Prime Video

I’d like to think the Giants can keep it close in this game, but we all know that’s not happening.

If their offense gets off to another slow start, which is a likely outcome against San Francisco’s defense, they’ll simply be in too big of a hole to overcome. I don’t see New York being able to keep up on either side of the ball, especially on the road. Their defense would have to keep them in it, which is entirely possible. But on a short week, I think the 49ers will simply be too much across the board for the Giants to remain competitive.

Browns 20-17 Titans

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

In a game which figures to be a defensive slugfest, I’ll take the home team.

Despite how awful the Browns looked on Monday night, they still put together some nice drives and put up good numbers on a great Steelers defense. If Cleveland can contain a Titans offense which hasn’t played great through two games, I think they should be able to win easily. But Deshaun Watson and that offense will never make things easy.

There will be plenty of turnovers to go around in this game, and I think the Browns are ever so slightly better on both sides of the ball to take more advantage oft hat.

Falcons 23-20 Lions

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

This is easily my most-anticipated game of the week. It’s going to be so much fun.

These are two of the best and brightest young, burgeoning teams in the NFL, and I’d be shocked if this game wasn’t — at the very least — competitive. But more than that, I think it’s going to be a blast.

I wanted to lean towards the Lions at home, but their injury concerns are troubling. It doesn’t look like David Montgomery is going to play, and Amon-Ra St. Brown is banged up. That could mean a healthy dose of Jahmyr Gibbs, which could be extremely explosive for the offense, but I haven’t seen enough out of him in that scheme to fully believe it’s going to happen.

Detroit’s defense also remains a huge concern, and they’ll have their hands full with Bijan Robinson and that Falcons offense. Atlanta’s defense also offers plenty more to like with their elite secondary play.

Against a banged up Lions offense, I think the Falcons have what it takes on both sides of the ball to come away with a huge road win and get off to a most unlikely 3-0 start.

Packers 20-16 Saints

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

After the way they closed things out in Atlanta, I think the Packers will be looking to make a statement in this game. They want to prove that they’re not the team that laid down and died last week. Unfortunately for them, it’s going to be tough. The Saints boast one of the best defenses in the league — one that hasn’t given up more than 20 points in 10 consecutive games. They’re not going to make it easy for Jordan Love and the offense to operate.

My concern with New Orleans, however, is their offense. They may be 2-0, but I see virtually nothing to like on that side of the ball. Tony Jones may have proven that he can be a solid back in relief of Alvin Kamara, and Chris Olave and Michael Thomas are plenty for any secondary to handle, but they have simply underperformed. I’ll give them a bit of a pass considering the caliber of defenses they’ve played, but the Packers are certainly not a pushover on that side of the ball. They have the talent and playmakers to make things difficult for Derek Carr and company once again. And I believe that will be the difference in this game. 

Dolphins 33-19 Broncos

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

The Broncos closed out their Week 2 game against the Commanders by giving up 32 points while scoring just six (not counting the Hail Mary). Now they go on the road to play the best, most explosive offense in football.

Need I say more?

Vikings 27-24 Chargers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

This has a real chance to be the funniest game ever. Both of these teams’ seasons are essentially cooked if they don’t win this game. It’s going to be some high-level football, but you can always count on these two franchises to make it hilarious.

I really wasn’t sure which way to lean here. Both of these teams have shown plenty to like through two games and could both easily be 2-0 instead of 0-2 if the chips fell their way. Alas, they both come into this game needing wins to stay alive.

I’m taking the Vikings for a couple of reasons. For starters, they are the home team, and although I hate using that rationale, I think it matters here. The Chargers have to come out and play a 1 p.m. game for the second consecutive week, which surely isn’t easy. But on top of that, I think Minnesota probably feels better about themselves than Los Angeles does. The Chargers lost their grip on both of their games and choked away two wins while the Vikings simply didn’t have enough time to complete comeback attempts. I think they’re going to go out and slice and dice this weak LA secondary. Their own defense will certainly have its struggles, but I just get the sense that they’ll have one or two plays in them to come away with a much-needed win.

Patriots 17-13 Jets

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

I will almost never pick the Jets to win a game while Zach Wilson continues to start for them.

I will certainly not do it against Bill Belichick and the Patriots, who have won this matchup 22 of the last 24 times and 14 times in a row.

Bills 23-20 Commanders

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

Let me lead with this: I think the fact that we’re getting 6.5 points is preposterous, but I would be truly shocked if we won this game.

Yes, the vibes are at an all time high, but we have beaten two very bad football teams. Now the Bills are coming to town. It will be a raucous environment once again featuring over 175 alums, but the game itself will be a struggle.

mBoth of these defenses should dominate, and points will be a commodity. If that’s the case, you’d have to think Josh Allen and that Buffalo offense have the advantage. But I think this will play out very similarly to their opener against the Jets. Allen could throw a flurry of interceptions or be sacked time and time again, which would bode well for Washington. But I’m going to put my faith in him for once and say that he has learned from his mistakes. Those turnovers are going to happen, but I think the Bills will respond better to them than they did in Week 1, and I think that will put them over the top to give the Commanders their first loss of the season. 

Yes, I would love to see Sam Howell and the offense put together another masterful performance. But they’re facing a Buffalo defense that has given up two offensive touchdowns all season. I’m trying to be realistic here.

Jaguars 30-20 Texans

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

Like the Packers, I think the Jaguars will be looking to make a statement on Sunday. They were horrible offensively against Kansas City, but now they face one of the worst scoring defenses in the NFL. Houston hasn’t been terrible on that side of the ball, but they’re susceptible to giving up points in bunches — which is exactly how the Jags beat the Colts in Week 1. I see a very similar game happening here.

It won’t be the prettiest thing in the world, and Jacksonville should be weary of a Texans offense that looks like it might be starting to find its stride. But they really have no excuse to lose. 

Ravens 24-10 Colts

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

It doesn’t seem like Anthony Richardson will suit up on Sunday for the Colts. They didn’t have much of a shot to begin with. They certainly don’t have a shot now.

Seahawks 24-14 Panthers

Sunday, 4:05 PM EST, CBS

It doesn’t seem like Bryce Young will suit up on Sunday for the Panthers. They didn’t have much of a shot to begin with. They certainly don’t have a shot now.

Chiefs 27-10 Bears

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, FOX

The only intriguing part of this matchup is what the margin of victory for the Chiefs is going to be.

The Bears have quickly become the most embarrassing, dysfunctional franchise in the NFL, and they are reeling harder than I’ve ever seen a team do so.

There’s a very small chance they parlay that into a great showing in Kansas City. There’s a much bigger chance that they lay their third dud in a row and lose their 13th consecutive game.

Cowboys 30-17 Cardinals

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, FOX

Like the game above, the only question here is how much Dallas will win this game by. The Cardinals have been competitive, but the Cowboys are by far the best team they will have played. Even at home, I don’t think they’ll keep this one very close. Although it will be interesting to see how the Cowboys secondary looks without Trevon Diggs. Should be something to keep an eye on. 

Raiders 20-17 Steelers

Sunday, 8:20 PM EST, NBC

If these teams’ performances last week were any indication, this might be a truly unwatchable mess. So glad we have it on Sunday Night Football!

I’m just going to pick the Raiders because they’ve shown me more to like offensively. Las Vegas’ defense is pretty awful, but we all know the Steelers won’t be able to take full advantage of that. Their offense has simply been a disaster. Granted, they have played two great defenses, but I simply don’t believe in the scheme. They’re going to need huge performances out of guys like Najee Harris, and I do not see that happening against anybody.

Eagles 26-20 Buccaneers

Monday, 7:15 PM EST, ABC

This should be a fun Monday nighter.

The Buccaneers have looked much better on both sides of the ball than I have anticipated. Against an Eagles team that hasn’t quite looked like itself on either side of the ball this year, I think Tampa has everything it takes to keep this one close, if not pull out an upset at home. I’m just concerned that the lights might be a bit too bright for them in this spot.

The Eagles are also coming off a very long rest period having played last Thursday night. They’ve had a lot of time to regroup and hopefully improve their secondary play, but considering how good Baker and the Bucs have looked, I wouldn’t be surprised if they struggle mightily once again. But I think they’ll make enough plays up front against a below average Tampa offensive line to ensure a victory. 

Bengals 26-23 Rams

Monday, 8:15 PM EST, ESPN

Every time I thought about this matchup as this week has gone on, I was never going to pick the Bengals, regardless of whether or not Joe Burrow suits up. But I switched my pick for a simple reason: Cincinnati needs this win infinitely more than the Rams do.

A loss in this game very much sticks a fork in the Bengals. Since 1979, six teams have made the playoffs after starting 0-3 — none since the Texans in 2018. With a beat-up Burrow, those chances feel even more slim. But they’re at home in a huge primetime spot against a team that is frisky, but they have no business losing to.

There’s also a revenge factor after losing to the Rams in Super Bowl LVI. Perhaps most importantly, Cincy has no excuse to lose in those gorgeous all-white alternates. I think they’re simply going to rise above their station and put together an inspired performance that saves their season. Then we’ll see where they go with some more tough games on tap and a very delicate injury situation under center. 


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 2 Picks

Week 2 has a tough act to follow after a thrilling opening slate, but with some very enticing matchups on tap, we should be in for another very fun weekend.

Cover photo taken from New York Post.

Last Week: 9-7

Season Total: 9-7

Eagles 30-20 Vikings

Thursday, 8:15 PM EST, Prime Video

The Eagles thrashing the Vikings in Philadelphia is starting to become a yearly tradition.

While I think there’s a nonzero chance that Minnesota can hang in this game for a bit, I don’t see a path to victory for them. Philly’s offense is simply too stacked for the Vikes’ paper-thin secondary to stop for a full sixty minutes. And the Eagles defense is just as good. Even though they let up a lot of passing yards last week, I’m expecting a better game here, even if they’re facing a good passing offense. I think Justin Jefferson and company will do enough to put up some solid numbers, but it won’t be enough to win a game against this good of a team.

Packers 23-20 Falcons

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

I was shockingly torn over this game. If it was in Lambeau, I’d easily be able to pick the Packers. But this being a tough first road test for Jordan Love made me think about it for a bit. But once I remembered who the other quarterback in this contest is, it became pretty easy. 

We saw how good the Green Bay defense was last week in Chicago, and I’m expecting another great game out of them against Desmond Ridder, who is easily worse than Justin Fields. It’ll be interesting to see how Bijan Robinson and Atlanta’s run game perform in a tougher test for them. I think they can do enough to keep things close for a bit. Bijan is one of the biggest nightmare matchups in the league, after all.

But the Packers simply have more talent on both sides of the ball to lose this game. Like I said, it’s a tough road test for them, and I think they might struggle offensively for a bit against a Falcons secondary that excelled last week. But when the going gets tough, I think they’ll have the better execution and make the necessary plays to come out on top and improve to 2-0.

Bills 26-16 Raiders

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

The Bills should be licking their chops. This is a perfect bounce-back game for them.

Don’t get me wrong, I was pleasantly surprised with what I saw from the Raiders last week. But this is just a terrible matchup for them. They really struggled running the ball last week, and although Buffalo got absolutely gashed by the Jets on the ground on Monday, I think their defense should have an improved performance against a worse offensive line. The Bills were also able to generate consistent pressure, so they should get after Jimmy Garoppolo. Jakobi Meyers probably won’t be suiting up for Las Vegas, so unless Jimmy G and Davante Adams go nuclear, I think this offense will be stagnant. 

The Bills offense should realistically have a great game, but I never know what to expect out of Josh Allen at this point. He’s either going to put up video game numbers or hand the ball to the defense on a silver platter. I’ll say there’s a bit of both in this game. But he doesn’t need to be a superhero to overcome a much less fearsome defense than the one he faced on Monday night. 

Bengals 27-20 Ravens

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

I don’t feel comfortable being this confident in the Bengals when it has become increasingly obvious that Zac Taylor has no idea how to coach in the first few weeks of the season. But I just have a hunch that there’s no way Cincinnati plays as poorly as they did last week in Cleveland. They’re back home and ready to make amends. 

On top of that, the Ravens are already limping. Four starters are down, including two on the offensive line. They could barely move the ball on the Texans for crying out loud. You’d have to imagine they’ll struggle in the run game again. And the Bengals’ secondary isn’t easily exploited. I just feel like that defense is in for a big game.

With better conditions, Cincinnati’s offense should return to form. They are facing a very good defensive front, but Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase have a history of absolutely torching Baltimore defensive backs. So I’ll also say the Bengals offense comes out and cooks as well.

I want to proceed with caution considering how close this game was in the playoffs last season when the Ravens were also dealing with a ton of injuries. But that was the playoffs, where everyone is fighting for their lives. In the regular season, the Ravens have gotten toasted by Burrow time and time again. I don’t see anything to assuage me of the notion that it’s not going to happen one more time. 

Lions 30-27 Seahawks

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

This matchup was an absolute thriller last year in Detroit with the Seahawks outlasting the Lions, 48-45. While I’m not expecting nearly as many points as that, I still think this will be a very fun shootout between two great offenses.

I’ll start with Seattle, who should have no business looking as poor as they did a week ago. I trust in their talent and coaching to have gone back to the drawing board and put together a much better performance. I can’t say with certainty that they’re facing a worse defense, considering I thought nothing of the Rams defense before they held the Seahawks to just 13 points at home. The Lions defense was the difference in their win over the Chiefs, so I’m not completely ruling out the possibility that Seattle struggles again. I just find it unlikely. 

Still, I like the Lions more in this one on both sides of the ball. They’re at home, where Jared Goff absolutely thrives. The offense will look better than it did in Kansas City, and if Jahmyr Gibbs gets more involved, then we could see an explosion from Detroit. You can already count on Amon-Ra St. Brown getting plenty of action, even against a seemingly great Seahawks secondary. That unit is going to have to regain my respect after getting cooked by Puka Nacua and Tutu Atwell. There’s a real chance they get toasted again and the Lions win comfortably. 

But I’m going to give the Seahawks the benefit of the doubt for one more week and say they keep it close. I just don’t can’t pick them in confidence after seeing how vastly different these two teams looked last week. 

Chargers 20-17 Titans

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

The Titans are in for an encore of their Week 1 game against the Saints. Being at home this time around, the chances of them winning are actually pretty solid. But I think it’ll be the same outcome for them. 

Tennessee’s defensive front was excellent last week, but their secondary looked like one of the worst in the league. That plays right into the hands of Justin Herbert and the Chargers. Their running game thrived last week, but Austin Ekeler is nursing an injury. Even if he suits up, it’ll be up to Herbert to air it out all over the field. He had a quiet opener, but against a vastly worse secondary, I think he’s in for a great game. But the Titans aren’t the kind of team that gives up a ton of points, so this offense won’t necessarily look as explosive as it did last week. 

The Titans should be in for a better offensive performance considering they’re going up against a defense that gave up the most yards in the league last week. If by some miracle they can throw the ball effectively, they can certainly win this game. I just have no faith in that happening. So I’ll say they hang in there all game long, riding some defensive stops and chunk plays on the ground before eventually committing a turnover or two that loses the game in the clutch. 

Buccaneers 22-17 Bears

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

I couldn’t decide whether or not this one is going to be a rock fight or a blowout. I don’t really think it matters, though. The Buccaneers should win no matter what.

I have lost any and all faith I had in the Bears to be a good team, but they can still be competitive like they were last year. I think they can certainly be competitive this week, but this is a defense that made Justin Fields’ life miserable in their matchup last year. We could very well see a repeat performance in this one. Tampa Bay’s biggest defensive weakness is in their secondary, but that doesn’t really matter against a Chicago team that doesn’t exactly have the best passing offense. The Bears will have to run the ball effectively to win, and that doesn’t seem likely against a very stout front that allowed the least rushing yards in the league last week. 

I don’t have much faith in the Bucs offense either, but they won’t have to do too much to move the ball on a Bears defense that was simply atrocious in Week 1. Unless Baker Mayfield turns into a complete pumpkin, which is always on the table, I think Tampa should go on enough scoring drives to put a requisite amount of points on the board and let their defense do the rest to get off to a surprising 2-0 start. 

Chiefs 27-24 Jaguars

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

This is easily my most anticipated game of the week. The rationale is fairly obvious — these are two of the best teams in the NFL led by two of the best quarterbacks in the league who had a fantastic Divisional Round matchup back in January.

Trevor Lawrence is still chasing his first win against Patrick Mahomes. This is easily his best shot. But it still won’t be easy. The Chiefs finally have Chris Jones back after ending his holdout with a new one-year deal, and Travis Kelce will likely be returning from injury on the other side of the ball. But the Jags are still plenty capable of winning this game. We saw how deadly their offense can be now that Calvin Ridley has entered the fold. However, Kansas City’s defense will be a much tougher test than Indianapolis’, especially with Jones back on the interior. This will be a great litmus test for what this Jaguars offense is truly made of. 

At the end of the day, I think Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs offense will overpower the Jaguars young defense as they have year after year. They should look infinitely better than they did in the opener with Kelce back, and after the mini-bye coming off a Thursday nighter, Andy Reid should dial up a great game

This is where the Jags can make a name for themselves and prove themselves as a true Super Bowl contender. I simply have to see it to believe it. 

Texans 24-21 Colts

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

I’m actually excited to see how this game plays out. Both rookie quarterbacks in this game had solid debuts and should look better in this one considering how much tougher their Week 1 opponents were. I’m not too sure who is going to look like the superior signal-caller, but I’m going to roll with the Texans to win for a couple reasons.

For starters, I think C.J. Stroud is simply better than Anthony Richardson. But I don’t think that’s going to be the difference in this game. The difference on offense is going to be the talent around the rookies. The Texans don’t have the best weapons in the world, but a ton of different people got involved last week, and Dameon Pierce is certainly a better starting back than Deon Jackson. On the flip side, Michael Pittman had a fantastic game for Indy last week, but I don’t think he alone can carry the Colts to a win. 

I also think the Texans have a slightly better defense, especially in the back end. Guys like Derek Stingley and Jalen Pitre will make things tough for Richardson. And up front, Will Anderson will be an absolute menace coming off the edge against a poor offensive line. I don’t have a lot of faith in a Colts secondary that got diced up last week, and I think Stroud can have a very nice performance. I just like what Houston has on both sides of the ball more.

49ers 30-16 Rams

Sunday, 4:05 PM EST, FOX

Was Week 1 a mirage for the Rams? We’re about to find out. 

If Los Angeles wins this game, I’ll be fully bought in. Them beating the consensus best team in the NFL — whose fanbase is guaranteed to invade the stadium — without Cooper Kupp as nearly double-digit home underdogs would be truly remarkable, even moreso when you consider how terrible Kyle Shanahan makes Sean McVay look whenever they match up. 

Unfortunately for the Rams, I don’t see a universe where they win this game. San Francisco is simply too good on both sides of the ball. They have the most stacked roster in the NFL, and they have owned Los Angeles in recent years. I think their defense will bring the Rams offense back to earth, and their offense will once again do what they have to do to win comfortably. 

Maybe LA hangs around for a while in this game as divisional matchups typically tend to go. But at the end of the day, the Niners should win and cover with ease. 

Giants 23-16 Cardinals

Sunday, 4:05 PM EST, FOX

Desperation is a funny thing. It can bring the absolute best or worst out of a team. In this case, you’d have to imagine the Giants are desperate to prove that they’re not the dumpster fire of a team we saw last Sunday night. If New York loses this game, their season is effectively over. More than that, they’ll have an infinite amount of questions to answer. A 40-0 home defeat followed by a loss to the consensus worst team in the NFL? Complete and utter disaster.

Luckily for the Giants, their chances of losing this game are pretty low. It’s entirely possible, but I don’t see it happening. I will reiterate that I was impressed with Arizona’s effort last week, especially defensively. Their front had a very nice game while New York’s offensive line got tossed around all night long. So I wouldn’t count out the Giants struggling on offense for most, if not all of this game. But when it comes down to it, they simply have the better talent on both sides of the ball. Their path to victory will be very similar to the Commanders’ last week: struggle for a bit, but make the key plays in the biggest moments to ensure a victory. I’ll put my faith in Daniel Jones and the offense to do that. 

Cowboys 20-13 Jets

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, CBS

With Aaron Rodgers being out for the season and the Cowboys coming off one of the most dominant victories in NFL history, everyone is ready to declare this game as a complete wash. Not me. That’s not how this league works.

If the Jets were going to lay down and die in this game, they probably would have done so on Monday night as well. But they didn’t. They continued to play inspired football and win the damn game. Their offense was stuck in quicksand, but the defense and special teams did what they needed to do. That’s how games like that are won. The culture in that locker room is outstanding, and that defense is a bonafide elite unit. I see no reason to believe that they won’t have another good performance where they make things tough on the opposing offense. 

The problem for the Jets is that their offense is led by Zach Wilson, and that offense is going up against perhaps the scariest defense in the league. I don’t think Dallas will be nearly as dominant on that side of the ball, but against another very stagnant offense, it’s possible that they once again completely dictate the game. 

I just see this as a defensive slugfest between two of the best units in all of football. So I think a 9.5-point spread is a bit unwarranted. But at the end of the day, the Cowboys are the better team on both sides of the ball, and at home, they have no business losing this game. Just don’t be surprised if it’s much closer than you anticipate. 

Broncos 13-10 Commanders

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, CBS

Speaking of defensive slugfests, I strongly advise any offensive enthusiasts to watch literally anything other than this football game. It’s not going to be pretty. 

Last week, the Broncos scored 16 points at home against the Raiders while the Commanders scored 20 at home against the Cardinals. Neither offense looked particularly good outside of a couple of nice scoring drives despite not going up against very great defenses. Denver has an extremely washed up Russell Wilson under center while Washington’s very raw Sam Howell gets his third career start. However, both teams have outstanding defenses of their own that are typically the reason they’re in any game to begin with. Put this all together and you have the makings of what might be the lowest-scoring game of the entire season. 

In a game like this, you usually take the better defense. I actually think that’s ours. But we literally never win in Denver. We haven’t done so since 2001. It’s a very tough place to play, and I don’t know if this team has what it takes to notch the first Washington victory in the mile high city since I was two months old. So I’ll say a late field goal and forced turnover from the Broncos notches them a victory to send both teams to early .500 records.  

Patriots 24-23 Dolphins

Sunday, 8:20 PM EST, NBC

I was pretty torn over this game. Both of these teams gave me plenty to like and plenty to dislike last week. The outcomes of each of their games kind of overshadows some of the bigger takeaways. Miami’s offensive explosion clouds their defensive struggles while New England’s horrible start completely dwarfs their comeback attempt in which the passing game was cooking. So, at the very least, this will be a very close game.

I’m taking the Patriots for a couple of reasons. It’s hard to go into Foxboro and beat New England in a primetime setting, especially in a divisional matchup. The Patriots did win this game at home last year, after all (yes, I know Tua wasn’t playing, but still). I liked what I saw out of the Pats defense against a prolific passing offense last week, although the pouring rain might have had something to do with that. But most importantly, Mac Jones was cooking against a great Eagles secondary. Who’s to say that he won’t have a great game against a Miami defense that thoroughly struggled last week? Even if he takes a step back, Rhamondre Stevenson and Ezekiel Elliott figure to have much better games against a run defense that gave up over 200 yards on the ground in Week 1. 

The Dolphins obviously boast the better offense, but I think this will be a tougher test for them, and I’d be genuinely floored if Tua Tagovailoa and Tyreek Hill can even sniff the type of game they had last week. I just feel like Bill Belichick is going to put together a great defensive gameplan, taking what he learned from last week’s loss and applying it to a matchup that he knows very well. Maybe if this game was in Miami I’d take the Dolphins, but as it stands, I just like the Patriots more here. 

Saints 22-16 Panthers

Monday, 7:15 PM EST, ESPN

Bryce Young’s home debut should be fun to watch, but it’s clear to see that the Panthers still have a lot to figure out. That offense had plenty of struggles last week against Atlanta. Now they have to face a better defense that could make things a lot more difficult for them. Young will have to show up and show out if Carolina wants to hang around in this game. I believe in his abilities, but I still think it’s too early for that. This offense needs a lot more time to come together.

Carolina has a nice defense of their own, and they put together two nice performances against New Orleans last year, but I think this will be different. The Saints have a true weapon in Chris Olave, who is already an infinitely bigger part of this offense than he was a year ago, and you can count on Derek Carr to sling it all over the place. Even if I’m not the biggest fan of Carr, I think he can do enough to lead this offense to a winning performance. If Desmond Ridder and the Falcons could do it, I think Carr and the Saints can too. 

Steelers 16-13 Browns

Monday, 8:15 PM EST, ABC

See: Washington-Denver. But make it AFC North style.

I’m fascinated to see if either of these teams is who we saw in Week 1. I personally don’t believe the Steelers are that bad, and while I think the Browns are solid, I don’t know if they’re that good. 

While I believe the Steelers have the better defense, the loss of Cam Hayward on the interior definitely hurts. They could have some struggles stopping Nick Chubb and Cleveland’s prolific running game. But you can count on T.J. Watt to completely wreck the game off the edge, and the secondary figures to have a bounce-back performance against a much worse passing offense than the one they played in Week 1. 

This is simply going to be an offensive struggle for both sides. That’s how the AFC North operates in a primetime setting. And I’m not going to pick against the better coach and the better defense at home, even if Vegas is doing so. 


All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 1 Picks

The NFL is finally back with a loaded Week 1 schedule that should kick off the 2023 season with a bang. Here’s how I see the opening slate playing out.

Cover photo taken from NBC Los Angeles.

2022 Season Total: 181-100-2

Chiefs 34-20 Lions

Thursday, 8:20 PM EST, NBC

Please allow me to present you with some numbers.

Patrick Mahomes has never lost (5-0) in Week 1. Here are his stats in those five games: 1,542 yards, 18 touchdowns, 0 interceptions, and a 136.9 passer rating. Seems pretty good. Considering he’s going up against last year’s third-worst passing defense, I think he will once again feast en route to a victory.

I will admit that the uncertainty around Travis Kelce’s availability in this game is a bit concerning after he hyperextended his knee in practice on Tuesday. As much as I’d like say “it doesn’t matter, it’s Mahomes,” it definitely matters. But even if Kelce misses this game, I’m not picking against #15.

I’m on the record as not being as high on the Lions as most others, but I’m definitely excited to see what they can do in this game. I think their offense will cook for a little bit, and I can’t wait to see what the rookies Jahmyr Gibbs and Sam LaPorta have, but I don’t think they have what it takes to keep up with the Chiefs, especially with Detroit’s own defense bound to get gashed all night long.

At the very least, this should be an entertaining opener. But there’s zero doubt whatsoever about the outcome here.

Falcons 23-20 Panthers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

This is the first installment of the NFC South’s imminent Battles of Mid in 2023, but we have plenty of reasons to tune in to this game — namely the rookie debuts of Atlanta’s Bijan Robinson and Carolina’s Bryce Young. I think both of them will put up solid performances, but this game really boils down to everyone else. 

Is Atlanta’s offense going to look as good as we think it can? Is Carolina’s offensive line going to hold up? Will the Falcons secondary perform like the improved unit it is on paper? Will the Panthers pass rush make life hell for Desmond Ridder? Will the Falcons be able to run the ball on a stout Panthers front? Will we get something nearly as entertaining as these teams’ 2022 Week 8 matchup?

The answer to all of those questions is simply, I don’t know. This game could go any which way. I’m giving the edge to the Falcons because I am a bigger fan of their roster from top to bottom, even if they’re worse at the QB position. But it wouldn’t shock me at all if Bryce Young wills his team to victory in his debut.

Bengals 24-21 Browns

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

I was this close to picking the Browns to win this game, but I just couldn’t do it. My main reason for picking them in the first place was that Joe Burrow has never won a game in Cleveland (0-3) and I’m not sure what he’ll look like coming off his preseason calf injury.

But at this point, I know better than to doubt the Bengals. They’re so much better than the Browns, and even in a tough divisional game, they really have no excuse to not win. I thought back to how Cleveland looked significantly better than Cincinnati in that Monday nighter last year, but then I remembered that Ja’Marr Chase didn’t play in that game, and I’m assuaged of any notion that the Bengals will lose once again. 

I do think it’ll be close from start to finish, and I recognize that Browns +2.5 is one of the most tempting bets of the week. But in the end, one of these teams is simply better than the other. So I’ll roll with them.

Jaguars 27-16 Colts

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

The Jaguars are one of the best teams in the AFC. The Colts are one of the worst teams in the AFC. 

This one is pretty simple.

I will say that I’m excited to see what Anthony Richardson can do in his debut for Indy, but I also recognize that he’ll be without his star RB in Jonathan Taylor and will likely struggle against a very solid defense. So I’m not going to get my hopes up too high for him. I’m much more excited to see how Jacksonville’s offense looks — especially the new Trevor Lawrence to Calvin Ridley connection. We might see a lot of fireworks from the Jags in this game, and they should win very comfortably.

Vikings 26-23 Buccaneers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

It doesn’t really feel like it on the surface, but this game feels sneaky good, mainly because I feel like we’re going to see a lot of offense. Neither of these defenses are good, and while the Vikings offense is significantly better than Tampa’s, Minnesota’s defense is bad enough to make any offense look elite. So don’t be surprised if Baker Mayfield and the Bucs come out and look actually competent. But please don’t expect that to be the norm. 

I’m still going to take the Vikings to win this game because their offense is simply going to be too much down the stretch. Also, those throwbacks are too nice to lose in. Seeing Justin Jefferson make plays in the uniform that Randy Moss and Cris Carter wore is going to be awesome.

Saints 19-16 Titans

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

Well, this is boring. 

The only enticing aspect of this game is seeing how the Saints look with Derek Carr starting his first game under center. There’s a chance he lights it up, slinging it left and right to Chris Olave and Michael Thomas. 

But I think he most likely outcome of this game is a slugfest where both teams try desperately to run the ball but can’t get it going. So, it’ll come down to whoever has the better passing offense. That is obviously going to be New Orleans. It might not be the most prolific aerial assault we’ve ever seen, but it’s certainly better than whatever the hell the Titans are doing. Carr and the Saints offense will simply make more plays down the stretch to win it late. 

49ers 23-17 Steelers

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

This might just be the best game of the week. I’m very high on both of these teams this year and I’m expecting them to both come out and play a great opener.

Both offenses should look solid as the Steelers enter year two of the Kenny Pickett era with their core of young playmakers and the 49ers get Brock Purdy back after his unceremonious exit last January. With the sheer amount of offensive talent across the board on both sides of the ball, I think there could be more points than expected. 

But I really think this matchup boils down to whoever makes more plays defensively. It feels natural to assume that both offenses will put together enough drives to put up points, but this is the type of game that gets won on a strip sack or a late interception. And when it comes to defenses, there’s none that I’m going to take over the 49ers.

Commanders 24-15 Cardinals

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, FOX

The fresh start of football in the nation’s capital gets underway in front of a raucous, sold out FedEx Field crowd against the worst team in the NFL starting Josh Dobbs at quarterback.

If we lose this game, you might never hear from me ever again.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think we’ll come out and look like world beaters by any metric. This team isn’t exactly built like that. I’m expecting a performance more similar to the 2022 Texans game. It’ll be largely boring, but dominant. The defense should absolutely feast up front, the secondary will make plays, and the offense will do their jobs. 

I would love to see Sam Howell light up a Cardinals defense that should, by all means, get carved up by any team in the league. But I’m not expecting him to come out and play perfectly. As long as he does what he has to do and puts this team in a position to win the game, this will be a success. 

Ravens 27-13 Texans

Sunday, 1:00 PM EST, CBS

The Ravens are one of the best teams in the AFC. The Texans are one of the worst teams in the AFC. 

This one is pretty simple. Déjà vu anyone?

I will still be locked in on this game for two reasons. My primary interest is seeing how C.J. Stroud looks in his NFL debut. I’m not expecting anything crazy from him considering the complete and utter lack of talent surrounding him and the fact that he’s going up against an elite Ravens defense, but I just want to see more positives than negatives. And then there’s the matter of the new-look Baltimore offense, which has been hyped up to no end. If the hype is real, they should absolutely dismantle this Houston defense. We’ll see how it plays out for them.

Packers 23-20 Bears

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, FOX

Nothing says Week 1 like Packers-Bears. 

I’m actually very excited to watch this game. I’m obviously very high on both Jordan Love and Justin Fields, although I think one of them is in a much better situation right now. All of the storylines in this game revolve around those two young signal-callers. How is Love going to look now that he’s the franchise QB in Green Bay? How is Fields going to look now that he has D.J. Moore to throw to? Are the Packers going to look better than they were under Aaron Rodgers last year? Are the Bears still going to look like the worst team in the NFL?

I don’t know if any of these are going to happen. But this game figures to be a close one. It’s an opening game rivalry between two young QBs who are bound to make some mistakes. It really just comes down to whoever makes less of them. And as much as I love Justin, I think I actually trust Jordan more at this point. It helps that he has a much better surrounding cast. 

I just think Green Bay’s talent on both sides completely trumps Chicago’s, and that’ll end up being the difference down the stretch. 

Broncos 20-17 Raiders

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, CBS

This game is going to be a total dumpster fire. Let’s just hope it’s a watchable one. 

I’m picking the Broncos here because, at the very least, they have the better coach in this game. They might have the better quarterback. They certainly have the better defense. I’d say they have a home-field advantage, but that meant nothing for them last year. The Raiders won in Denver last year for crying out loud! 

But that was then, and this is now. This feels like the kind of game that the Broncos win on the back of a few turnovers or key defensive plays down the stretch. I just don’t trust the Raiders on either side of the ball to do anything to actually win a football game. 

Eagles 26-20 Patriots

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, CBS

This will be a tougher test for the defending NFC champs than a lot of people expect. I wouldn’t even be surprised if the Patriots manage to come out on top. They certainly have the defense to keep the Eagles in check, and Bill Belichick always brings his A-game against mobile QBs.

But Jalen Hurts is more than just a mobile QB. He’s one of the best at his position in the league for a reason. He can certainly hurt you on the ground, but he can sling it all over the yard with the best of them. Mac Jones, on the other hand, can’t do either. And that’ll be the difference in this game. 

Both defenses should ball out for a while, but when it’s time for the offenses to step up, I think the Patriots will struggle while the Birds are able to fly high and simply make more plays to earn a hard-fought victory.

Chargers 27-24 Dolphins

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, CBS

This matchup has simply turned into a yearly reminder of how much better of a quarterback Justin Herbert is than Tua Tagovailoa. While I don’t think that’s going to be the whole story on Saturday evening, it’s certainly going to be the difference.

These rosters are both stacked from top to bottom and always match up well with one another. In a matchup like that, there are two differentiating factors. The first one is typically the better QB, which is obviously Herbert. The second is the better defense, which I definitely think is Miami’s. But sometimes the better QB overcomes the better defense — see: Super Bowl LVII. I think that’s exactly what’s going to happen yet again in this game. 

There should be fantasy points galore, but when it boils down to it, the Chargers have the better player throwing the football, and he will lead them to victory.

Seahawks 30-14 Rams

Sunday, 4:25 PM EST, FOX

Alright, let’s do this one last time.

The Seahawks are one of the best teams in the NFC. The Rams are one of the worst teams in the NFC. 

This one is pretty simple.

With no Cooper Kupp for the Rams, they won’t have a semblance of an offensive identity. They’ll just force feed Cam Akers carries and hope that works against a very stout Seattle front. The Seahawks, on the other hand, should make minced meat of LA’s atrocious secondary with their trio of exceptional wide receivers. Geno Smith should have a field day, as should the playmakers on Seattle’s defense, and this one should be the biggest blowout of the week.

Cowboys 24-16 Giants

Sunday, 8:20 PM EST, NBC

Death. Taxes. Cowboys-Giants on Sunday Night Football to open the season.

Last year’s matchups between these two rivals proved how much better Dallas is than New York. That’ll be the case once again on Sunday night.

The Cowboys are significantly better on offense and improved on defense to the point where I don’t even know if this one will be close. New York’s defense could keep the team in it for a bit, but the wheels have to come off eventually. There’s a real chance this is a complete blowout. But with this being a divisional game and the Cowboys going on the road, I’ll give the Giants the benefit of the doubt to keep things close for a bit. Still, there’s no doubt in my mind that Dallas is the better team that should win comfortably in the end. 

Bills 23-16 Jets

Monday, 8:15 PM EST, ESPN

I think it’s fair to say that I’m a bonafide hater of the 2023 New York Jets. But even if I wasn’t, I still don’t think I’d pick them to win this game.

The Jets definitely match up well with the Bills — they won this game last year in East Rutherford and only lost by 8 in Buffalo. You’d think with a reloaded offense with Aaron Rodgers at the helm instead of Zach Wilson or Mike White or whoever, the Jets should be the better team. 

But they’re not. I’m sorry, they’re just not. They are plenty talented, but games are not won on paper. 

There’s no evidence to suggest that Aaron Rodgers won’t look just as bad against the Bills as he did on Sunday Night Football last year in Buffalo. Even with Von Miller being out, the Bills defense is still plenty good enough to shut down a Jets offense with maybe three real playmakers. I’m sorry for not saying it’s likely that Garrett Wilson is going to catch 15 passes for 200 yards and 3 touchdowns. It’s much more likely that the Jets offense struggles in their first game after being smushed together like a bunch of puzzle pieces that don’t fit.

The Bills, on the other hand, know exactly who they are on offense, and Josh Allen always lights up the scoreboard when it’s warm out. I think he’s going to vastly outplay Aaron Rodgers and the Bills offense will make far more plays to help their team come out on top.

I’m not saying it’s going to be a blowout — although that wouldn’t surprise me — but I genuinely don’t see an avenue for a Jets win here unless Allen turns into a pumpkin. New York’s defense is good enough to make that happen, but their offense isn’t good enough to capitalize on it. At least not yet.

All stats taken from ESPN.

2023 AFC Preview and Predictions

With its abundance of young quarterback talent and stacked rosters, the AFC figures to be just as great and entertaining as it was a year ago. But, when it’s all said and done, it should play out just how it always does.

Cover photo taken from CBS Sports.

AFC East

1st: Miami Dolphins (12-5)

It was pretty difficult for me to come to a decision on who’s going to win this division, but I settled on Miami for a few different reasons.

I think their offense will once again be one of the best in football. I feel confident in Tua Tagovailoa to run this offense, and you’d have to imagine there will be a very, very heavy emphasis on keeping him upright this season after last year’s concussion fiascos. If anything happens to him, this team will come under very heavy fire. Even if he goes down, this offense is elite enough to survive. Tyreek Hill is simply the most dynamic offensive player in football and Jaylen Waddle is as good as a WR2 can get. Together, they formed arguably the best receiving duo in football. I do worry about the running game, which was pretty terrible a year ago and hasn’t improved much since. Raheem Mostert will be the lead back with rookie Devon Achane behind him. If Achane splashes, then this offense could be unstoppable. But with the offensive line in a weird spot, it’s hard to see that happening.

The good news is that the Dolphins definitely improved defensively, highlighted by the acquisition of Jalen Ramsey. He did get hurt in camp and will be out until December, but that just means he’ll be healthy and rested in time for Miami’s playoff push and/or run. I also really liked their second round pick in Cam Smith out of South Carolina — a very physical corner who fits the defense very well. The newcomers join a defense with studs like Jevon Holland and Xavien Howard in the secondary and monsters up front like Christian Wilkins, Jerome Baker, Jaelan Phillips, and Bradley Chubb. 

This is simply one of the best rosters in the league, and even though this division should be a tough one, I like the Dolphins’ chances in year two under Mike McDaniel. If Tua is healthy throughout the year, they have no excuse to not win the division. 

2nd: Buffalo Bills (11-6)

I had sky high expectations for the Bills in 2022 and they let me down in a massive way. I picked them to go 15-2 and win the Super Bowl, and although they had a good regular season, they laid their biggest egg to date in an embarrassing home loss to Cincinnati in the Divisional Round. So, I’m going to temper my expectations a bit here.

This team has become extremely predictable in recent years. They’re going to dominate the regular season and light up the stat sheets. Josh Allen is going to dazzle us with his incredible playmaking abilities. They’ll probably beat the Chiefs in the regular season because that’s the only game they care about. Then they’ll make the playoffs and get dealt with thanks to their inability to win in January. The only thing that’s different this season is that I don’t even think they’re going to win the AFC East, but that’s in large part due to them having a tougher schedule than the Dolphins. 

This is essentially the exact same offense as last year with a few minor changes. James Cook is taking over as the full-time RB1, which should help take some of the burden off Josh Allen in the run game. They should also get a boost from a couple rookies: O’Cyrus Torrence at guard and Dalton Kincaid at tight end. I liked both picks, but it might be a bit early for them to make instant impacts. Kincaid probably won’t even start over Dawson Knox, but he should catch a lot of passes. Regardless, this offense is still the same. Josh Allen will force feed Stefon Diggs and run all over the place — a formula that works extremely well until it doesn’t.

The defense is also pretty much the same except for the addition of Leonard Floyd, which should help limit the damage until Von Miller returns from his ACL injury. It’s an elite defense — which was fifth in yards and second in scoring in 2022 — with playmakers all over the place. Even with a very difficult schedule, they should dominate against most teams. 

Again, it’s only in the playoffs that this team forgets how to play football. And I can guarantee it happening once again this January.

3rd: New England Patriots (9-8)

I feel good about this Patriots team, but it only feels right that they’ll essentially be the exact same team we saw a year ago. I just haven’t seen enough improvement across the board to believe they’ll be anything more than mediocre — a fringe playoff team.

The biggest question mark in New England is the quarterback position (still feels weird to say that) as nobody knows whether or not Mac Jones is the guy. The team would have you believe that’s the case considering they released the other QBs on the roster — Bailey Zappe and Malik Cunningham — at the end of the preseason. This is Macaroni’s do-or-die year. He has to return to his 2021 form, or he’s done in this league. He got a weapon this offseason in Juju Smith-Schuster, but I don’t think he’s exactly a bonafide WR1. In fact, I don’t think the Patriots have one at all. Juju, Devante Parker, and Kendrick Bourne are all just… there. I love Rhamondre Stevenson out of the backfield, and I think the addition of Ezekiel Elliott should make them better in the redzone. But this offense is going to be average and straight up boring all year long. Luckily for them, boring works just fine.

New England had a top-10 defense in 2022, and they could be even better this season. I absolutely loved their first round selection Christian Gonzalez, who should bolster that secondary which has been missing its CB1 since Stephon Gilmore left. The trio of Joneses — Jack, Marcus, and Jonathan — are also solid playmakers in that secondary. The defensive line is stacked with Matthew Judon, Deatrich Wise, Davon Godchaux, and Lawrence Guy. I do worry about the middle of the defense, which doesn’t feature very good on-ball linebackers. But I feel good about every other area.

The Patriots are the Commanders of the AFC, but with much better coaching. Their great defense and mid offense will keep them in most games, but ultimately lead them nowhere as they miss out on the playoffs and end up with a mid-tier draft pick.

4th: New York Jets (9-8)

I’m sick of hearing about the Jets. I’m sick of talking about the Jets. The hype is warranted, but we need to start being realistic about what this team is actually going to be in 2023. 

Yes, the young talent on this roster is astounding. Yes, they have the reigning OROY and DROY in Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner — two of my favorite players in football. Yes, they have one of the best defensive tackles in football in Quinnen Williams and perhaps the most underrated corner in the league in D.J. Reed. And yes, they added Aaron Rodgers — one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time — to try and lead them to a Super Bowl. 

No, I do not care.

Let’s stick to the facts. The most important thing to consider here is that Aaron Rodgers is coming off a season where he posted the worst passer rating of his career and his off-the-field weirdness clouded anything he did on the field. He hasn’t thrown for 300 or more yards since 2021. He’s going to turn 40 this year. It’s not exactly bold to assume that he’s not magically going to return to form. But that’s not the only problem I have with this offense. Outside of Garrett Wilson, I don’t feel good about anything the Jets have going on. Breece Hall is a great player, but coming off an ACL tear. Their WR2 is… Allen Lazard? And the offensive line is an injury-prone mess. I liked the Dalvin Cook pickup, but considering the Jets rushed for less than 100 yards per game last year, I don’t think he’ll provide much out of the backfield from a rushing perspective. Him and Hall will catch a lot of passes, but that’s only going to take you so far. And it certainly doesn’t help when you don’t exactly have an offensive head coach and your offensive coordinator is one of the weirdest personalities in football who just had perhaps one of the worst head coaching stints in recent memory. I wouldn’t be remotely shocked if this offense straight up sucks for a while until they get their bearings set. 

I do love this defense, however. As I said, Sauce Gardner is one of my favorite players in football, D.J. Reed is criminally underrated on the other side, Quinnen Williams is a beast up front, and C.J. Mosley is a commanding presence in the middle. This defense was in the top four in yards, passing yards, and scoring last year without forcing many turnovers for a reason. Maybe if the defense does get more takeaways, they can be the best in the league. 

Combine all of this with the fact that the Jets won’t win a game until October, and you simply don’t have a playoff team. They’ll lose to the Bills, Cowboys, Patriots, and Chiefs to open the year, and when they sit at 0-4, there will be a lot of questions to answer. And when your QB is Aaron Rodgers, an 0-4 hole isn’t easy to dig out of. He’ll quit on your team at the earliest convenience. 

AFC North

1st: Cincinnati Bengals (12-5)

There really isn’t much to say about the Bengals that hasn’t already been said. I’m pretty sure my preview of them from last year could suffice today. They are still the class of the AFC North — even if some other teams are starting to catch up with them — and they will be very, very hungry to win.

The 2023 Bengals offense will be largely similar to last season’s as Joe Burrow continues to lead the charge with the assistance of the consensus best WR trio in the league of Ja’Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, and Tyler Boyd. I think Burrow and Chase are in for their biggest season yet, but that’s a story for tomorrow. Joe Mixon is back in the backfield after taking a paycut, and Burrow might have finally found a rock defending his blindside in Orlando Brown Jr. Let it be known that I was not a fan of this move, as I don’t really like Brown as a pass-blocker. But I trust Joe Burrow more than all but one quarterback in this league, and even with him suffering a calf strain in camp, I think he’ll be just fine. This offense will continue to be elite, especially with Chase hopefully being healthy for a full season, and it should win them most games.

The biggest changes in the defense are the emergence of two second-year players as impact starters — safety Dax Hill and corner Cam Taylor-Britt. These two former Big Ten stars ended last year very well, and Hill has had a great camp and preseason as the Jessie Bates replacement. While the secondary has struggled at times, I think they will be elite this year. If guys like Chidobe Awuzie and Mike Hilton can put together solid years, this could be one of the best pass defenses in the league after a tough 2022.

The AFC North is bound to cannibalize itself this year, but I think the Bengals have the experience and talent to come out on top. I trust them more than any other team in the division, and I think they’re destined for greatness in 2023. 

2nd: Baltimore Ravens (11-6)

I don’t know if it’s an overstatement to say that the Ravens haven’t had expectations this high in the Lamar Jackson era. After a fantastic offseason that saw Jackson finally get the bag and some weapons to throw to, Baltimore is one of the favorites to win it all this year. 

The key additions in the Charm City are Odell Beckham Jr. and Zay Flowers who join Rashod Bateman to form the most boom-or-bust receiving trio I’ve ever seen. Bateman has flashed when healthy, but he has missed far more games than he has played since being drafted in the first round in 2021. Beckham hasn’t played a football game since tearing his ACL in Super Bowl LVI, and he has always had his own injury problems. Flowers is an undersized but lightning-quick rookie who could be Baltimore’s version of Tyreek Hill. Mark Andrews is coming off a down year, but is still one of the best tight ends in the league. If these guys stay healthy and Flowers ends up being the caliber of player the Ravens had in mind when selecting him in the first round, this could be a top passing offense in football. They also need new OC Todd Monken to prove that he’s more than just a great college coordinator, which might be a tall task. But everyone has injury concerns, including the QB himself and even the running backs on the roster like J.K. Dobbins. In each of the last two seasons, injuries have completely ruined the Ravens, who could have accomplished so much more if they were healthy. It’s simply not a given that they’ll be completely healthy, and that’s why I can’t pick them to win this division.

The other side of the ball should be as solid as ever. The Ravens defense was top three in scoring and rushing yards a year ago, and they could be even better this year. They have what is likely the best linebacking core in the league with Roquan Smith, Patrick Queen, Odafe Oweh, and Jadeveon Clowney, which gives them the perfect blend of pass-rushing and run-stopping ability. The secondary is highlighted by Marlon Humphrey and Marcus Williams, and I liked the addition of Rock Ya-Sin. If 2022 first-rounder Kyle Hamilton develops into the generational safety talent that he was at Notre Dame, this could end up as a much improved unit, which would be a massive leap after being the seventh-worst pass defense in 2022. 

I think this roster is good enough to contend for a division title. But I just don’t know what to expect out of their offense, and that makes me hesitant to claim them as anything other than a Wild Card team. But, this is the wild AFC North, and anything can happen down the stretch.

3rd: Pittsburgh Steelers (11-6)

In short, the Steelers are like a better version of the Patriots. They have a young QB who thrived in college and could develop into a solid starter in the pros. They have one of the best coaches in NFL history who refuses to lose. They have a great defense that will keep them in most games. But the difference in Pittsburgh is that their offense actually looks like it’s ready to take a leap.

Kenny Pickett had a great preseason, and although I’ve been rude to him in the past, I think he’s poised to make a big leap this year. It helps that he has plenty of weapons at his disposal. George Pickens is an absolute freak out wide, Diontae Johnson is one of the most underrated receivers in the league, Pat Friermuth is a very solid tight end, and Najee Harris should have a bounce-back year behind a potentially improved offensive line. I loved the move to trade up and snag Broderick Jones, who they hope is their franchise left tackle in the making. With Pickett having a year under him and a full preseason as the starter, I think this offense should be much better than the mess it was in 2022.

As always, Pittsburgh’s defense will be elite. They have two of the best defensive players in the sport in T.J. Watt and Minkah Fitzpatrick, the ageless wonder Cameron Hayward in the defensive interior, a new solid edge rusher in Larry Ogunjobi, a budding star in the middle in Alex Highsmith, and a potentially improved secondary with additions like Patrick Peterson and Levi Wallace. A better defensive backfield will help take the Steelers over the top, and I think at the very least they should be better than last year. 

Combine all of these improvements with the fact that the Steelers play one of the easiest schedules in football and are coached by Mike Tomlin and it becomes pretty obvious that this team will be contending not just for a playoff spot, but a division title. Unfortunately for them, I have them just missing out due to the way the rest of the conference shakes up as well as tiebreakers. But it wouldn’t shock me at all if one or two games went their way to help get them into the dance. 

4th: Cleveland Browns (6-11)

Do I have to? Fine.

The Browns are a solid football team. But that’s about it. They’re okay, probably average and nothing more. I’m not going to talk about their quarterback because I’m sick of doing that. Their offensive line and run game needs no explanation as it was the sixth-best in the league last year thanks to the dominance of their elite front five and star RB Nick Chubb. The rest of the offense, however, was rather terrible thanks to shoddy quarterback play no matter who was under center and no real playmakers other than Amari Cooper — who is still just incredible at what he does. I don’t think this offense will be as poor as they were a year ago, but I don’t think they’ll be anything special either. The quarterback’s best days are far behind him, and the running game will only take them so far.

The defense is still solid and should be better with some key additions up front like Shelby Harris and Za’Darius Smith. Myles Garrett will wreak havoc on backfields as always, and the secondary is actually sneaky elite. The Browns had the sixth-best passing defense in the league last year, which I find really interesting. Denzel Ward is obviously elite, but other guys like Grant Delpit and Greg Newsome have come along well. I think the addition of Juan Thornhill back there will also help out. 

So, Cleveland has a very meh offense with a solid defense. In a division where that can work, you’d think they’d do better than just six wins. But I think you really need a good offense to compete in this division. With them having the worst one of these four teams, I think it’s fairly obvious that they’ll be in the basement yet again. You’ll hear no complaints about that from me.

AFC South

1st: Jacksonville Jaguars (12-5)

The Jaguars are going to be so, so good this year. It helps that they play in the worst division in football where the other three teams are each going to be picking in the top 10 of next year’s draft. But more than anything, this is one of the most exciting young teams in football that should build off a wildly successful 2022 and contend for the conference title this year.

Doug Pederson proved to be one of the best head coaching hires of last year as he helped get Trevor Lawrence to elite QB status and the new offensive weapons proved to be great additions as Christian Kirk, Zay Jones, and Travis Etienne all had good years. Now, they get Calvin Ridley back from a suspension to be their bonafide WR1, and I think that’s absolutely massive for this offense. Lawrence to Ridley could be one of the top duos in all of football this year. In fact, I’d be shocked if it wasn’t. The offensive line isn’t great, but the run game was still effective last year, and should be better this year with the addition of Tank Bigsby — a physical back to complement Etienne perfectly — through the draft. Considering how terrible some of the defenses in this division are, this offense should be one of the best in the league. 

The defense also proved their worth last year, as they’re the ones who really got the Jags into the playoffs in their division-clinching Week 18 victory over Tennessee. There’s playmakers everywhere, especially in the linebacking core. Josh Allen and Travon Walker are great pass rushers — and Walker still has the chance to develop into a superstar after being taken first overall a year ago — and Devin Lloyd and Foye Oluokun are tackle machines in the middle. The secondary certainly leaves a lot to be desired, but they had their moments last year. They really need someone to step up and be the leader of that unit. I was surprised they didn’t address it more through the draft, and it could really hurt the Jags in the playoffs, but they have a while to figure it out.

Jacksonville gets six free wins and should win five or six more elsewhere. They’re probably the biggest lock for the playoffs in the entire NFL. Once they get there, I think they could even more damage than they did a year ago.

2nd: Tennessee Titans (6-11)

I think the Titans could truly be one of the worst teams in the league, but they have one of the best head coaches in football in Mike Vrabel and a truly elite defense. Even when you think they’re going to be awful, they just find ways to win. So I’m not going to predict them to be totally terrible, even if they lost seven straight games to close out the 2022 season and had a very boring offseason.

This offense was bottom-five in total yards, passing yards, and scoring a year ago largely thanks to an injury to Ryan Tannehill and terrible QB play in relief of him combined with a complete and utter lack of playmakers. Even with the addition of DeAndre Hopkins — which means virtually nothing, by the way — this is probably the worst skill position group in football. DHop’s best days are behind him, and the millionth straight year of riding Derrick Henry just doesn’t seem like it’ll be as fruitful as it has been in the past, especially behind such a dreadful offensive line. Tannehill’s time will be up soon, whether that’s due to injury or ability isn’t a concern. They drafted Malik Willis last year and Will Levis this year because they know they need a QB. Unfortunately for the Titans, I don’t have much faith in either of those guys to be a franchise QB. I think this team is pretty much doomed on that side of the ball.

The defense should still be really good thanks to an absolutely stacked front seven and very solid secondary. Jeffrey Simmons is one of the best defensive tackles in the league, Denico Autry and Harold Landry are great pass-rushers, Azeez Al-Shaair was a great free agent pickup, and Kevin Byard is still holding it down at safety. But nothing this defense does will be able to make up for how poor the offense is. 

The combination of the defense with Mike Vrabel’s coaching will win them games, especially against the younger rebuilding teams in the division. But I think the Titans could be a sneaky awful team this year. I wouldn’t be surprised if they dealt Derrick Henry at some point this season. And I’d support a move like that. The sooner they kick this rebuild into high gear, the better. 

3rd: Houston Texans (5-12)

The Texans made one of the biggest splashes of the offseason when they selected C.J. Stroud with the No. 2 pick in the draft to be their franchise quarterback before trading all the way up from No. 12 to No. 3 to select Will Anderson to be their franchise edge rusher. New head coach and hometown hero Demeco Ryans has his two key players to build a team around, and I fully support him. I will say that not having a first round pick this year certainly hurts considering how stacked the incoming draft class is at the top, including Stroud’s former Ohio State buddy Marvin Harrison Jr. But I generally like the direction the Texans are going in.

In Stroud’s rookie year, the offense is likely going to struggle. He doesn’t have much to work with to be fair. His WR1 is Nico Collins for crying out loud. Luckily, his offensive line is very solid, and he has a workhorse RB in Dameon Pierce, who should have a very solid sophomore campaign. The defense — which was one of the worst in football a year ago — will probably be bad once again, but they’re starting to put some pieces together. Anderson joins a unit with two studs in the secondary in Jalen Pitre and Derek Stingley, but the rest of the defense is just a bunch of guys. The good news is that Demeco Ryans can squeeze great play out of any defense, so I think they should at the very least be better than they were in 2022. But that’s a very low bar. 

I’d say the rebuild is off to a solid start in Houston. We’ll need to see some solid evidence of that this year to justify giving up their top selection in this April’s draft. As it stands, the Cardinals are licking their chops at the prospect of having both the No. 1 and No. 2 picks. Please don’t let that happen.

4th: Indianapolis Colts (4-13)

I think the Colts will be the second worst team in football this year, allowing them to select Marvin Harrison Jr. to come home and play for his pop’s old team. Between that and the Rams letting Caleb Williams stay in Hollywood, the NFL script is starting to get a bit obvious, isn’t it?

All jokes aside, the Colts are the worst team in the AFC, but that doesn’t mean they’re not trending in the right direction. Much has been made of the selection of Anthony Richardson with the No. 4 pick in the draft, but no one is doubting that he has the potential to be a great QB in this league. He’s an incredible athlete with a generational arm. If he gets sculpted into an actual NFL quarterback, he will undoubtedly be a franchise player in Indy. It doesn’t help that the won’t have his elite running back behind him as Jonathan Taylor is still injured and might not even end up playing for the Colts if they don’t pay him. Seriously, what is Jim Irsay doing? Is it safe to say he’s now the worst owner in pro football? I think so. Anyhow, a RB tandem of Deon Jackson and Zack Moss in Taylor’s absence isn’t exactly inspiring. Neither is a receiving core consisting of Michael Pittman, Alec Pierce, and Isaiah McKenzie, although I loved the selection of Josh Downs in the third round. Even the offensive line doesn’t look great, even with one of the best guards in the league in Quenton Nelson holding down the middle. With Richardson’s development being the emphasis of this offense, I think it’s possible that they end up as the worst in the league.

Then there’s the defense, which seemingly has no business being bad, but was the fourth-worst scoring defense in football a year ago. You’d think with guys like Kwity Paye, Shaquille Leonard, and DeForest Buckner up front that this defense would cook. Quite the opposite! The secondary is simply terrible outside of Kenny Moore, but the Colts did a good job of addressing that through the draft by selecting JuJu Brents in the second round and Jaylon Jones in the seventh. With luck, the defense won’t be as porous as they were last year. But with the offense in a very sorry state, I think these guys will just be gassed down the stretch. 

All of this adds up to Indianapolis being one of the worst teams in football. It just makes too much sense. But that’s not a problem for the Colts. As long as Richardson shows signs of development and they sort out the front office nonsense, this season will be a success. And if they wind up with the No. 1 pick and get to trade it away for a king’s ransom? They’ll be set.

AFC West

1st: Kansas City Chiefs (14-3)

The defending Super Bowl champions who have the best quarterback ever, one of the best tight ends ever, and one of the best coaches ever are going to run through the AFC yet again en route to another 1-seed. Shocking, right?

To put it in the simplest possible terms, as long as Patrick Mahomes quarterbacks this team, they will be division winners and guaranteed to be in the AFC Championship Game. His MVP season and playoff run last year — which was primarily on one damn leg — was astonishing. It didn’t matter that they lost Tyreek Hill. It didn’t matter that their WRs were largely below average. It didn’t matter that the rest of the AFC West spent over $500 million on key free agent acquisitions to stop him. He can’t be stopped. And he won’t be stopped this year either. Even with the WRs being largely the same, he’s guaranteed to cut up defenses all year long. It helps that Travis Kelce continues to dominate the NFL, even as he enters his mid-30s. This week’s news about his knee injury is definitely a cause for concern, so we’ll see how that shapes up as the week progresses. But as it currently stands, there’s no reason to believe that they won’t continue to be the most dominant duo in the NFL that carries this offense to New Heights (sorry, I had to).

As it stands, the defense isn’t in the best spot as Chris Jones continues to hold out and still hasn’t returned to the team. But the Chiefs are a well-run organization that’s smart enough to realize that they should pay their best defensive player. He’ll be back soon enough. I have high hopes for this defense though, considering they just won the Super Bowl while starting rookies all over the place. Those young guys like George Karlaftis up front and Trent McDuffie in the secondary have experience under their belt now, and I think this defense will be much improved from a year ago. Once Jones returns, they have the chance to be elite.

Like I said, it’s a simple calculus. Mahomes. Reid. Kelce. Jones. 1 seed. Sixth straight AFC Championship Game at home. Back-to-back Super Bowl titles? Very, very likely.  

2nd: Los Angeles Chargers (11-6)

The Chargers, man. They never change. A blown 27-0 lead in last year’s Wild Card game in Jacksonville certainly led this franchise to do some soul searching in the offseason. Luckily, I think this summer was a good one in Los Angeles.

The biggest success of the offseason was locking up Justin Herbert with a massive long-term deal, which was due. He is in the upper echelon of QBs in the NFL no matter what narratives people like to push, and he deserves every penny. I do wish the Chargers gave him some better receivers to work with — I wasn’t a big fan of taking Quentin Johnston in the first round when guys like Jordan Addison and Zay Flowers were on the board — but Keenan Allen and Mike Williams will still do their thing. It certainly helps that Austin Ekeler is back after requesting a trade. He continues to absolutely decimate defenses out of the backfield, and is easily the most important skill position player on this team. Getting him back was massive for this offense. With an improving offensive line and the addition of a real offensive coordinator in Kellen Moore, I have no doubt that LA should boast one of the top offenses in the NFL this year.

The defense was a massive letdown in 2022, and I honestly have no idea what to expect from it this year. Injuries did bite them, and the secondary was actually pretty solid, but this feels like it has to be the year for these pieces to come together and form an elite unit. When you have guys like Joey Bosa and Khalil Mack up front with J.C. Jackson, Asante Samuel Jr., and Derwin James in the secondary, there’s no excuse to be anything but great. Luckily, Derrick Ansley is here to save the day. He was clearly a fantastic coordinator in Tennessee and should help whip LA’s defense into shape. 

So, the Chargers are doing some good things. They will certainly be a playoff team. But at the end of the day, they’re still the Chargers. They’re guaranteed to fall apart when it matters most. It’s really a damn shame for a team that I really, really like.

3rd: Denver Broncos (6-11)

The Broncos are a joke. And the joke sucks. I truly hate talking about them. It’s a shame for such a proud organization to be going out so sad.

It’s crystal clear that last year’s Russell Wilson trade was a complete and utter disaster that could go down as one of the worst trades in NFL history. It didn’t help that they also made one of the worst head coaching hires ever in Nathaniel Hackett, who didn’t even make it to New Year’s before being told to kick rocks. Enter Sean Payton, who comes out of retirement to clean up this mess. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not very confident that he can. I have no faith in this roster, and I don’t have much faith in him as a coach these days either. I know he’s supposed to be this quarterback guru, but let’s be real here — Russell Wilson is beyond saving. His arm is shot, his confidence is shot, he lacks the mobility that made him truly great, and he’s just so weird off the field. There’s a reason that the internet enjoys making fun of Russ more than any other player in football. The rest of the offense isn’t even bad — the offensive line was improved in free agency through the additions of Mike McGlinchey and Ben Powers, the receivers are solid, and Javonte Williams is back. But you have to dig deeper to see the problems. McGlinchey completely fell off a cliff in the last couple of years in San Francisco, Jerry Jeudy can’t stay healthy, Marvin Mims is an unproven rookie, and Javonte Williams is coming off an ACL tear. Even when this team was healthy, they were the single worst offense in the league. There’s nothing here to convince me that’s going to change. 

However, this defense is truly special. It was their only saving grace for most of last season. There was a time where they had the top scoring defense in the league and the worst scoring offense in the league. That’s just unheard of. But there’s simply studs all over this unit, even with some key losses like Dre’mont Jones. They added Frank Clark to go alongside Randy Gregory off the edges, Josey Jewell holds down the middle, and the secondary is stacked to the brim with Pat Surtain II — perhaps the best corner in football — Justin Simmons, and others. I don’t know if they’ll be the best defense in the NFL or even the AFC, but they will certainly be near the top.

So I guess the 2023 Broncos will just be a slightly better version of the 2022 Broncos. Spoiler alert: that’s still pretty bad.  

4th: Las Vegas Raiders (5-12)

The Raiders are essentially in the same spot they were last year, but slightly worse. They still have so many elite players, but they have nothing else outside of them, and they will be sabotaged by their abysmal coaching staff. I think they’ll be firmly in the running for the No. 1 pick in the draft.

The offense will look vastly different now that Derek Carr is gone. All of those downfield throws will be replaced by dinks and dunks over the middle as Jimmy Garoppolo takes over under center, reuniting with his old buddy from New England Josh McDaniels. Josh Jacobs is back on a new deal, which is absolutely huge for this offense, as he made this abysmal offensive line look elite en route to leading the NFL in rushing last year. And of course they have one of the league’s best wide receivers in Davante Adams, who should inhale targets like Kirby this year. But the rest of the offense is just sad. As I said, the line is terrible, and they don’t have any other real pass-catchers now that Darren Waller is gone. Maybe Michael Mayer emerges as a solid rookie tight end or Jakobi Meyers becomes a bonafide WR2. But there’s not much reason to believe any of that will happen with McDaniels leading this team.

The defense has perhaps the best edge-rushing duo in the league in Maxx Crosby and Chandler Jones with a great defensive tackle in Jerry Tillery and an athletic freak at linebacker in Divine Deablo. The secondary isn’t much to look at, but I wouldn’t say it’s terrible by any means. Despite all of this, the Raiders had one of the worst defenses in the NFL last year, statistically speaking. With Patrick Graham back at defensive coordinator, I don’t see that changing, even with the abundance of talent in the unit. 

I think the Raiders are more talented the Broncos in bunches, but they’re just worse overall and have a much worse defense. So, when it comes down to it, this is your last place team in the AFC West. And they might end up being one of the worst teams in the AFC as a whole.  

Playoff Picture

1 – Kansas City Chiefs (14-3)

2 – Miami Dolphins (12-5)

3 – Jacksonville Jaguars (12-5)

4 – Cincinnati Bengals (12-5)

5 – Los Angeles Chargers (11-6)

6 – Buffalo Bills (11-6)

7 – Baltimore Ravens (11-6)

Wild Card Weekend

Dolphins over Ravens: If last year’s matchup between these two teams is any indication, this would be a thriller. I do think both defenses are better now than they were in that game, but in any case, these two teams matchup very well with one another and would provide a fantastic contest. I simply like Miami’s roster better from top to bottom, and I’d have to give them the edge in a very close one.

Jaguars over Bills: Death. Taxes. The Bills unceremoniously going out earlier than expected in the playoffs. This one just feels right. The Jags are trending upwards at an exponential rate while the Bills just seem to be plateauing. This is the type of game that establishes Jacksonville as one of the NFL’s premier teams and puts Trevor Lawrence on the podium as one of the league’s three best quarterbacks.

Bengals over Chargers: This game would be simply awesome. Two of the best young QBs in the NFL duking it out in the playoffs is essentially what the AFC has turned into, but we haven’t gotten this matchup just yet. I’d have to give the edge Cincinnati being the home team with the better roster. I think the Bengals are starving to get back to the Super Bowl, and they’re not going to let the NFL’s living embodiment of a choking hazard stand in their way.

Divisional Round

Chiefs over Bengals: Simply put, the winner of this game will win the Super Bowl. It’d be a damn shame if this wasn’t the AFC Championship for the third straight year. Alas, I’ll settle for another classic in the Divisional Round. We know the Bengals are capable of beating the Chiefs anywhere on any field. We know they’re going to be desparate for revenge after last year’s title game. But I learned my lesson in January and February of this year. I’m not picking against #15 in a spot like this. He has proven time and time again that he just wills his team to win. And I think he’d do that to the Bengals once again. For as long as this rivalry exists, I just don’t think we’ll see a game like the 2021 AFC Championship Game again. Patrick Mahomes won’t let that happen.

Jaguars over Dolphins: I think Florida might collapse in on itself if this ends up being a huge playoff game. I also think that it’d be one hell of a matchup. Two of the best young offenses in football going at it is something that the AFC playoffs are made for. Although I think the Dolphins have a better defense than the Jaguars, I think Trevor Lawrence is the difference in this game. When the going gets tough, I trust him far more than I trust Tua Tagovailoa. I think he’ll once again lead his team to victory and carry the Jags to their first AFC title game since the infamous 2017 matchup against the Patriots.

AFC Championship Game

Chiefs over Jaguars: This game would essentially be apropos of the 2022 Divisional Round matchup, except Patrick Mahomes would be healthy for the whole game. That means that Kansas City would probably win comfortably. I love what the Jaguars are doing, but this is the tallest task in the NFL. One does not simply beat the Chiefs in Arrowhead in the playoffs. Maybe one day they’ll get there. But I don’t think this is that day.

So it’ll be a Super Bowl LIV rematch this February in Las Vegas with the Chiefs taking on the 49ers in Super Bowl LVIII. Bold prediction on my part, I know. Simply put, I’m never going to pick against Patrick Mahomes. So I’ve got the Chiefs going back-to-back as Mahomes wins his third ring in six years as a starter and Kansas City establishes their dynasty behind the best quarterback to ever play the sport.

All stats taken from ESPN.