Cover photo taken from AP News.
1 –
49ers (9-3)
1
I told you they were back.
2 –
Eagles (10-2)
1
It’s about damn time.
3 –
Cowboys (9-3)
2
Still need to see it against real competition to believe it. Real chance to make a statement on Sunday night.
4 –
Ravens (9-3) 
We’ll see what happens.
5 –
Chiefs (8-4)
2
Real problems.
6 –
Lions (9-3) 
Keep finding ways to win.
7 –
Dolphins (9-3) 
See: Dallas. Only difference is this schedule is still a joke until Christmas Eve.
8 –
Texans (7-5)
5
Best win in years.
9 –
Jaguars (8-4)
1
Is Lawrence ok?
10 –
Packers (6-6)
7
Am I about to be vindicated?
11 –
Colts (7-5)
4
Just a solid team that always pulls it out. Playoffs are in sight.
12 –
Broncos (6-6)
3
Still a chance, but it just got a lot harder.
13 –
Bills (6-6)
2
Season comes down to Sunday.
14 –
Browns (7-5)
4
Shockingly, Joe Flacco isn’t the answer.
15 –
Seahawks (6-6)
3
It’s starting to fall apart a wee bit.
16 –
Rams (6-6)
4
Consider me proven wrong.
17 –
Chargers (5-7)
1
That was ugly.
18 –
Vikings (6-6)
2
One last push?
19 –
Steelers (7-5)
5
It’s over.
20 –
Bengals (6-6)
1
That was unexpected.
21 –
Raiders (5-7)
1
What do you possibly have left in the tank?
22 –
Falcons (6-6)
1
That was ugly x2.
23 –
Saints (5-7)
4
Yikes.
24 –
Buccaneers (5-7)
1
That was ugly x3.
25 –
Titans (4-8)
1
Yikes x2.
26 –
Bears (4-8) 
This is fun, but don’t blow the top five pick, now.
27 –
Giants (4-8) 
See: above.
28 –
Cardinals (3-10)
2
Almost called it.
29 –
Commanders (4-9)
1
Good lord.
30 –
Jets (4-8)
1
It has never been more over.
31 –
Panthers (1-11)
1
Somehow not 32nd this week.
32 –
Patriots (2-10)
1
Officially the worst team in the league. Scoring double digit points isn’t rocket science.
