Tag: eagles

Cover photo taken from Lone Star Live.

1 – 49ers (10-3)

Buzzsaw.

2 – Cowboys (10-3) 1

Playing perhaps the best football of any team in the league right now. Would be fascinated to see how a game against San Francisco would look today.

3 – Ravens (10-3) 1

They’re finding ways to win. That’s scary.

4 – Eagles (10-3) 2

LOL.

5 – Chiefs (8-5)

Had no idea what to do with them. Such a strange second half of this season.

6 – Lions (9-4)

See: above.

7 – Dolphins (9-4)

See: above again.

8 – Broncos (7-6) 4

I don’t think anyone in the league wants to see this team right now.

9 – Bills (7-6) 4

See: above.

10 – Browns (8-5) 4

Joe Flacco leading the Browns to the playoffs in 2023. Who would’ve thought?

11 – Jaguars (8-5) 2

I think they’ll be fine. Division should be free to take.

12 – Texans (7-6) 4

Injuries suck.

13 – Rams (6-7) 3

I don’t care that they lost or that they’re below .500. This is a damn good team.

14 – Packers (6-7) 4

So much for me being vindicated.

15 – Bengals (7-6) 5

The legend of Jake Browning. This is a playoff team with him playing like this.

16 – Colts (7-6) 5

In a battle of backups, Gardner Minshew got one-upped.

17 – Seahawks (6-7) 2

Okay, now it’s fully falling apart.

18 – Chargers (5-8) 1

How is Brandon Staley still employed?

19 – Vikings (7-6) 1

From perhaps the ugliest win ever to demoting Josh Dobbs to a third-string QB and putting your season in the hands of Nick Mullens… yeah, it’s over.

20 – Buccaneers (6-7) 4

Thank you for making this division even more hilarious.

21 – Falcons (6-7) 1

You had one job.

22 – Saints (6-7) 1

Please don’t win this division.

23 – Titans (5-8) 2

Good for Will Levis and the Titans. They needed that.

24 – Bears (5-8) 2

Justin Fields might’ve secured his job for next season. Whether that’s in Chicago or elsewhere is yet to be determined.

25 – Giants (5-8) 2

Is Tommy Devito… the answer?

26 – Jets (5-8) 4

That must’ve felt like an exorcism.

27 – Steelers (7-6) 8

Even I realize that this is harsh, but golly. What the hell is going on?

28 – Raiders (5-8) 7

Never again.

29 – Cardinals (3-10) 1

One month away from Marvin Harrison Jr.

30 – Commanders (4-9) 1

Bye weeks are the best.

31 – Patriots (3-10) 1

Where on Earth did that come from?

32 – Panthers (1-12) 1

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Cover photo taken from AP News.

1 – 49ers (9-3) 1

I told you they were back.

2 – Eagles (10-2) 1

It’s about damn time.

3 – Cowboys (9-3) 2

Still need to see it against real competition to believe it. Real chance to make a statement on Sunday night.

4 – Ravens (9-3)

We’ll see what happens.

5 – Chiefs (8-4) 2

Real problems.

6 – Lions (9-3)

Keep finding ways to win.

7 – Dolphins (9-3)

See: Dallas. Only difference is this schedule is still a joke until Christmas Eve.

8 – Texans (7-5) 5

Best win in years.

9 – Jaguars (8-4) 1

Is Lawrence ok?

10 – Packers (6-6) 7

Am I about to be vindicated?

11 – Colts (7-5) 4

Just a solid team that always pulls it out. Playoffs are in sight.

12 – Broncos (6-6) 3

Still a chance, but it just got a lot harder.

13 – Bills (6-6) 2

Season comes down to Sunday.

14 – Browns (7-5) 4

Shockingly, Joe Flacco isn’t the answer.

15 – Seahawks (6-6) 3

It’s starting to fall apart a wee bit.

16 – Rams (6-6) 4

Consider me proven wrong.

17 – Chargers (5-7) 1

That was ugly.

18 – Vikings (6-6) 2

One last push?

19 – Steelers (7-5) 5

It’s over.

20 – Bengals (6-6) 1

That was unexpected.

21 – Raiders (5-7) 1

What do you possibly have left in the tank?

22 – Falcons (6-6) 1

That was ugly x2.

23 – Saints (5-7) 4

Yikes.

24 – Buccaneers (5-7) 1

That was ugly x3.

25 – Titans (4-8) 1

Yikes x2.

26 – Bears (4-8)

This is fun, but don’t blow the top five pick, now.

27 – Giants (4-8)

See: above.

28 – Cardinals (3-10) 2

Almost called it.

29 – Commanders (4-9) 1

Good lord.

30 – Jets (4-8) 1

It has never been more over.

31 – Panthers (1-11) 1

Somehow not 32nd this week.

32 – Patriots (2-10) 1

Officially the worst team in the league. Scoring double digit points isn’t rocket science.

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Cover photo taken from CBS Sports.

1 – Eagles (10-1)

They can’t keep getting away with it.

2 – 49ers (8-3) 1

They’re healthy. They’re back. Sunday determines the season.

3 – Chiefs (8-3) 1

They’re healthy. They’re kind of back. Need to keep stacking wins.

4 – Ravens (9-3) 1

Defense is elite. Offense is clearly missing Mark Andrews. How long can they keep it up?

5 – Cowboys (8-3) 1

Keep on crushing your cupcakes. We’ll see what happens against Philly.

6 – Lions (8-3) 2

Divisional games are tough. You get a pass… for now.

7 – Dolphins (8-3) 1

Honestly? Still yet to be really impressed.

8 – Jaguars (8-3) 2

Massive win on Sunday. The division is theirs to lose.

9 – Broncos (6-5) 4

I owe you an apology.

10 – Browns (7-4) 3

You fooled me.

11 – Bills (6-6)

Welp.

12 – Seahawks (6-5)

It’s a brutal stretch of the schedule, but that’s no excuse to lay down and die.

13 – Texans (6-5) 4

Tough loss, but one that proves they might not be ready for primetime just yet.

14 – Steelers (7-4) 1

Crazy what happens to your offense when you fire the coordinator that had you stuck in the 1920s!

15 – Colts (6-5) 4

Awesome story. Wish they weren’t so beat up.

16 – Vikings (6-6) 2

Regression to the mean. Both for the one score games and for Josh Dobbs.

17 – Packers (5-6) 4

“The masculine urge to say ‘we’re back’ after saying ‘it’s over.'”

18 – Chargers (4-7) 2

Feels like one more straw will break the camel’s back in terms of Brandon Staley.

19 – Saints (5-6) 2

Really?

20 – Rams (5-6) 4

Not bad. Keep it up, and we’ll see what happens.

21 – Bengals (5-6) 3

At least the draft pick will be good.

22 – Raiders (5-7) 2

That was a fun month, wasn’t it? Back to reality.

23 – Falcons (5-6) 5

Please don’t end up winning this division. I can’t do it.

24 – Titans (4-7) 1

Meh.

25 – Buccaneers (4-7) 3

Even more meh.

26 – Bears (4-8) 3

“How are you not dead yet?”

“I have no idea!”

27 – Giants (4-8) 3

I’ll admit it. The Tommy Devito story rocks. Rooting for the kid.

28 – Commanders (4-8) 3

One bad man gone, one to go.

29 – Jets (4-7) 3

Perhaps the most unwatchable product in the league.

30 – Cardinals (2-10) 3

Don’t know why I was respecting this team so much.

31 – Patriots (2-9)

Congrats on landing Caleb Williams or Drake Maye!

32 – Panthers (1-10)

The franchise should be embarrassed.

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Cover photo taken from Reuters.

1 – Eagles (9-1)

2 – Chiefs (7-3)

3 – 49ers (7-3)

4 – Lions (8-2)

5 – Ravens (8-3)

6 – Cowboys (7-3)

7 – Browns (7-3)

8 – Dolphins (7-3)

9 – Texans (6-4)

10 – Jaguars (7-3) 1

11 – Bills (6-5) 5

12 – Seahawks (6-4)

13 – Broncos (5-5) 6

14 – Vikings (6-5) 1

15 – Steelers (6-4) 1

16 – Chargers (4-6) 1

17 – Saints (5-5)

18 – Bengals (5-5) 8

19 – Colts (5-5) 1

20 – Raiders (5-6) 1

21 – Packers (4-6) 1

22 – Buccaneers (4-6)

23 – Titans (3-7)

24 – Rams (4-6) 2

25 – Commanders (4-7) 4

26 – Jets (4-6) 2

27 – Cardinals (2-9)

28 – Falcons (4-6)

29 – Bears (3-8)

30 – Giants (3-8) 2

31 – Patriots (2-8) 1

32 – Panthers (1-9) 1

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Cover photo taken from The US Sun.

1 – Eagles (8-1)

2 – Chiefs (7-2) 1

3 – 49ers (6-3) 3

4 – Lions (7-2) 3

5 – Ravens (7-3) 3

6 – Cowboys (6-3) 2

7 – Browns (6-3) 2

8 – Dolphins (6-3) 2

9 – Texans (5-4) 3

10 – Bengals (5-4) 6

11 – Jaguars (6-3) 6

12 – Seahawks (6-3) 1

13 – Vikings (6-4) 3

14 – Steelers (6-3) 1

15 – Chargers (4-5) 2

16 – Bills (5-5) 2

17 – Saints (5-5)

18 – Colts (5-5)

19 – Broncos (4-5) 3

20 – Raiders (5-5) 6

21 – Commanders (4-6) 2

22 – Buccaneers (4-5) 1

23 – Titans (3-6) 3

24 – Jets (4-5) 1

25 – Packers (3-6) 1

26 – Rams (3-6) 1

27 – Cardinals (2-8) 5

28 – Falcons (4-6) 1

29 – Bears (3-7) 1

30 – Patriots (2-8) 1

31 – Panthers (1-8)

32 – Giants (2-8) 2

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