Post-Week 17 Power Rankings

Cover photo taken from NBC Sports.

1 – Ravens (13-3)

Another week, another Super Bowl contender mowed down. This team is a machine, and Lamar Jackson deserves this victory lap with his second MVP.

The only question remaining: can they do it in the playoffs?

2 – 49ers (12-4)

The 49ers are probably going to be my pick to win it all, but they better hope this Christian McCaffrey injury is something that can go away in two weeks worth of rest. Because if it’s anything remotely serious, then it is fully over.

3 – Lions (11-5) 1

The year is 2124. There is a crack in the global warming shield surrounding Earth. Astronauts are going up to explore other planets that may be habitable for human life. Your local Chipotle is still out of everything, and the McDonalds ice cream machine is still broken.

And the Lions are still being cheated out of victories by NFL officiating crews.

4 – Cowboys (11-5) 4

A win is a win, and it’s hard to say a team didn’t “deserve” to win any NFL game. But man, this team is oh so lucky.

And it’s not just because of the officiating debacle at the end — Dallas should never have even been in that position, but they chose to throw the ball three times on their last possession to bleed 11 seconds off the clock with less than two minutes to play.

Mike McCarthy is clearly warming up for another clock management disasterclass in the playoffs.

5 – Browns (11-5) 2

Here’s to hoping Joe Flacco can keep this up for the playoffs.

It might seem like a long shot, but we’ve made it this far!

6 – Bills (10-6) 1

The Bills might be the most entertaining watch in the NFL right now. Not because they do anything exceptionally well, but because you truly never know what the hell you’re going to get from them.

It’s astonishing how much of a rollercoaster ride this team is. We’ll see what happens on Sunday night.

7 – Chiefs (10-6) 2

How far can this championship-level defense carry this everlasting work-in-progress offense? We’ll find out soon enough.

Maybe the week off for the starters will help the Chiefs kick it into high gear in the Wild Card. They better hope that’s the case, because whoever they draw as the 6-seed will provide a heck of a challenge.

8 – Dolphins (11-5) 5

Turns out the Dolphins are also a paper straw! Who would’ve thought?! Definitely not yours truly who warned you about this — *checks watch* — nearly three months ago!

9 – Eagles (11-5) 3

I am loving every second of this absolute collapse. This team’s talent is not able to overcome its flaws, and that will be their downfall in the coming weeks.

Cherish these moments, folks.

10 – Rams (9-7)

God I wish this team was going to Dallas for the Wild Card. I think they have everything it takes to make a run, but I don’t know if they can beat Detroit. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

11 – Jaguars (9-7) 2

Winning games with a backup quarterback is a skill, even when those games come against the worst team in the NFL. And it makes things much simpler for the Jags: win and you’re in.

With Trevor Lawrence likely returning to the lineup, that feels like a near-certainty.

12 – Texans (9-7) 2

Turns out having C.J. Stroud healthy makes quite the difference! Shocking, I know.

While hosting a playoff game is probably out of the realm of likelihood, I still think the chips are going to fall Houston’s way to get to the playoffs and head to the house of the AFC East winner in the first round. More on that later, though.

13 – Seahawks (8-8) 2

Remember all of those positive feelings I had about the Seahawks throughout the course of this season?

Yeah, go ahead and toss all of those out. I don’t even want to see this team in the playoffs anymore.

14 – Buccaneers (8-8) 2

See: Seattle. The difference is that the playoffs are practically a guarantee with Carolina on tap.

15 – Colts (9-7) 3

Unlike the two teams above them, the Colts are a team I would love to see in the playoffs. The only problem is I want to see Houston a lot more.

Sorry, Indy. Next year, with Anthony Richardson back, you will have my undying support!

16 – Packers (8-8) 3

The roller coaster continues in Green Bay. Just when I was ready to bury them, the Packers look primed to win and get into the playoffs for a likely date in Dallas with the Cowboys.

And boy, would I love to see that with the way Jordan Love is playing right now.

17 – Broncos (8-8) 2

You guys aren’t worth my time.

18 – Bengals (8-8) 2

It’s truly a shame how this has all played out for the Bengals. It was a real possibility that things would have turned around with Joe Burrow healthy.

Now, they enter an offseason with a ton of questions and plenty of decisions to be made. We’ll see how successful or unsuccessful it winds up being.

19 – Saints (8-8) 2

They’re going to mess around and win this division aren’t they? Or at least make the playoffs? Either way, I lose.

But, I have conceded already. I can’t win with the Saints.

20 – Steelers (9-7) 4

Just when you think they’re dead and buried, Mason Rudolph of all people brings them back to life. I truly can never believe what I’m seeing from the Steelers.

We’ll see if this is enough to get Pittsburgh in the playoffs. For the sake of my eyes, I hope it’s not.

21 – Bears (7-9) 1

There’s been plenty of dialogue around Justin Fields and the No. 1 pick now that the Bears are on the clock courtesy of the ineptitude of the Carolina Panthers.

While I think Justin has done enough to retain a job, I’m not sure it’s in Chicago, no matter how much the players and fans love him. I also think this second-half “offensive boom” is being blown completely out of proportion; they’ve played an awful schedule and the stats don’t back up anything but a mediocre to below-average offensive output. It just feels like it makes more sense to move on and select a top QB with the first pick in the draft with a higher floor, a lower ceiling and a much smaller cap hit, despite the fact that you can get a king’s ransom for the No. 1 pick.

It’s no one’s fault. It’s just business.

22 – Raiders (8-8) 1

Losses like those sting a bit, but at least Davante Adams popped off for certain people’s fantasy championships. We take those.

23 – Falcons (7-9) 6

It’s almost over. Mercifully.

24 – Vikings (7-9) 4

See: Cincinnati.

25 – Titans (5-11)

That was as ugly as it gets. The Titans are in for some big changes in the coming months. They might be a contender for the 2025 No. 1 pick if we’re being honest.

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there, but the rebuild feels fully on in Nashville.

26 – Chargers (5-11)

See: Atlanta.

27 – Giants (5-11)

The most important takeaway from the last two games is that Tyrod Taylor is still a hooper. That’s literally all that matters for me.

28 – Cardinals (4-12) 2

See: New England and New York Jets last week.

For beating both Dallas and Philadelphia this year, and winning just enough games to put us in position for the No. 2 pick, the Cardinals are in extremely good graces with me.

If only they could’ve beaten us in Week 1 as well.

29 – Jets (6-10) 1

See: Atlanta/Los Angeles Chargers.

30 – Patriots (4-12) 1

You guys have one more win in you, don’t y’all? You always beat the Jets. I just need you to do it one more time, and I will never say a bad thing about the franchise ever again.

31 – Commanders (4-12)

One loss away from landing a franchise-changing quarterback. Combine that with the right hires at head coach and GM, and maybe, just maybe, I’ll be able to be optimistic with this franchise for once.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t mess this up.

32 – Panthers (2-14)

Don’t throw any drinks on me, please!


Post-Week 16 Power Rankings

Cover photo taken from KGET.

1 – Ravens (12-3) 1

In one fell swoop, the Ravens became AFC and Super Bowl favorites, Lamar Jackson became the MVP and they became the most feared team in the league.

That’s a pretty good Christmas, if you ask me.

2 – 49ers (11-4) 1

It’s not surprising that Brock Purdy melted in a big moment. It is surprising that he melted down that badly. It’s perhaps even more shocking that the defense played as poorly as it did.

But perhaps San Francisco needed this reality check while they’re fully healthy. And the good news is, they’ll still have home field advantage in the playoffs.

3 – Dolphins (11-4) 5

It took the Dolphins til Christmas Eve to beat a team with a winning record, but what a win it was. It helps instill just the slightest bit of confidence that this team is going to do something in the playoffs.

But first, they have to win the division. And I still don’t know how much I believe in their ability to do so.

4 – Lions (11-4)

All-around sound. Nothing more to say about the Lions that I haven’t been saying for weeks. Give them their flowers.

And man, what a feeling it must be to win the division for the first time in 30 years.

5 – Bills (9-6) 2

Not the most convincing of victories on Saturday, but a win is a win.

They just have to do it two more times.

6 – Eagles (11-4)

They’re starting to become unimpressive. The flaws are making themselves more and more apparent. The playcalling seems to be getting worse and worse, and the secondary is a glaring weak spot.

Fine by me!

7 – Browns (10-5) 2

Everyone says the Bills are the team that no one in the AFC wants to see in the playoffs, but I honestly think that title belongs to the Browns. This defense is elite and — against all odds — Joe Flacco is playing out of his mind. They just keep winning and winning and winning.

I assure you, this team is going to win a playoff game. I just don’t know where it’s going to be.

8 – Cowboys (10-5) 3

Should’ve seen that coming!

This team is a fugazi. Nothing but a paper straw.

9 – Chiefs (9-6) 6

I’m finally cutting ties with the hope that the Chiefs are going to figure it out. There are two weeks left in the regular season. This is who they are: an above-average team being held back by a complete lack of competence from its offense.

They aren’t going to host the AFC Championship Game. Hell, they might not even get there. I will never doubt Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs, but what more can he do at this point?

10 – Rams (8-7)

As I’ve been saying, the Rams are the Browns/Bills of the NFC.

You do not want to see them in January.

11 – Seahawks (8-7)

The Seahawks might just be the most inconsistent team in the league. I just never know what I’m going to get. The playoffs are almost a certainty, but once they’re there? I don’t see anything happening.

12 – Buccaneers (8-7) 5

Props to Baker Mayfield for making me eat crow time and time again. He is playing better than most quarterbacks right now, and this team is thriving off of it. Whoever winds up with the 5-seed in the NFC is not going to have an easy time in Tampa.

13 – Jaguars (8-7)

Just throw in the towel. It’s over.

14 – Texans (8-7)

If C.J. Stroud comes back this week, the division is right there for the taking. Just gotta reach out and grab it.

15 – Broncos (7-8) 3

Be embarrassed. Between the on- and off-the-field antics, this team has regressed into what they were two months ago: a bad joke.

16 – Bengals (8-7) 1

The Jake Browning Linsanity run was fun while it lasted.

17 – Falcons (7-8) 4

Please don’t wind up winning this division. None of us want to see you play more games.

18 – Colts (8-7) 2

The Gardner Minshew Linsanity run was fun while it lasted.

19 – Packers (7-8) 1

Oh look, Jordan Love remembered how to play football. The defense, on the other hand, still hasn’t. That’s what happens when you employ Joe Barry.

20 – Vikings (7-8) 2

The Vikings have thrown in the towel, and I do not blame them at all. It’s a true shame how this season ended up playing out.

21 – Saints (7-8) 2

It’s okay, Saints fans. It’s almost over.

22 – Bears (6-9) 1

I truly think Justin Fields has done enough to keep his job for another year. While the Bears have options, I think it makes too much sense to keep Justin for another year and continue this rebuild around him.

23 – Raiders (7-8) 1

Antonio Pierce, man. What a guy. How are the Raiders better at appointing interim-head coaches than finding actual ones?

24 – Steelers (8-7) 4

So, you won a game. Don’t think this brings you back into my good graces. I still want nothing to do with you.

25 – Titans (5-10) 3

Thanks for the memories this season, Will Levis. We’ll be seeing you in September.

26 – Chargers (5-10) 1

See: New Orleans.

27 – Giants (5-10) 1

The Tommy Devito Linsanity run was fun while it lasted.

28 – Jets (6-9) 1

Thank you so so so much. Your willingness to win will forever live in the hearts of Washington fans. Our imminent franchise-changing QB is forever in your debt.

29 – Patriots (4-11) 2

See: New York Jets.

30 – Cardinals (3-12) 1

Can you do me a favor and win a game or two down the stretch? Cheers.

31 – Commanders (4-11) 1

While it has never been more over than it currently is, we might finally have a generational talent at QB fall into our lap. Just two more losses to go. Bring it home, baby.

32 – Panthers (2-13)

Good for Bryce Young to put a few great games on tape. The kid has a bright future. The team just needs to do the right thing and rebuild successfully. But, with David Tapper at the helm, that feels like an impossibility.


Post-Week 15 Power Rankings

Cover photo taken from Syracuse.com.

1 – 49ers (11-3)

“Buzzsaw” is starting to look like an understatement. Brock Purdy isn’t about to win MVP, is he?

2 – Ravens (11-3) 1

Never thought I’d be looking forward to Christmas because the Baltimore Ravens are playing, but here we are. Monday night’s contest in the Bay is my most-anticipated regular season tilt in… God knows how long.

3 – Chiefs (9-5) 2

I mean… that’s fine, I guess. Still need to see some real improvement against some real competition.

4 – Lions (10-4) 2

Consider me re-convinced. That was amazing.

5 – Cowboys (10-4) 3

Felt like a return to Earth was inevitable, but man… it wasn’t supposed to look like that.

6 – Eagles (10-4) 2

I’m loving absolutely every single second of this.

7 – Bills (8-6) 2

It’s true that nobody wants to see the Bills right now. It’s not true that nobody wants to see the Bills in the playoffs, considering they are incapable of winning at that time. Let’s stop that narrative, please.

8 – Dolphins (10-4) 1

Didn’t really want to bump Miami down this week, but there was literally nothing else I could have done.

9 – Browns (9-5) 1

Didn’t really want to up Cleveland down this week, but there was literally nothing else I could have done. Sigh.

10 – Rams (7-7) 3

The Rams are the Bills of the NFC, but the media will never give them that. I, however, will. Largely because my preseason take about this team will haunt me forever.

11 – Seahawks (7-7) 6

That was as much-needed of a win as they come in this league. What once looked like a team crashing out of the playoffs suddenly has a sharp upward trajectory. Should be a fascinating final few weeks.

12 – Broncos (7-7) 4

Literally the exact opposite of the Seahawks. We’re back to the September weirdness in Denver.

13 – Jaguars (8-6) 2

Just so… meh.

14 – Texans (8-6) 2

Moving the Texans down this week felt criminal, but I still don’t know what to expect out of them while C.J. Stroud continues to miss time, especially now that they have to face Cleveland.

15 – Bengals (8-6)

The legend of Jake Browning is truly something to behold. Cincinnati really had no business winning that game on Saturday, but here we are. And a playoff spot is theirs to lose.

16 – Colts (8-6)

I’ve been singing this team’s praises for a while now, and for good reason. They’re just so solid and extremely deserving of a playoff spot. I hope they get it.

17 – Buccaneers (7-7) 3

I’ll be damned, this team is actually going to win the division, and it might actually be because Baker Mayfield is an above average quarterback. These are truly the end times.

18 – Vikings (7-7) 1

I was wrong. It doesn’t really matter who lines up under center for the Vikings. They’re going to be competitive no matter what. They literally don’t know what it’s like to be uncompetitive.

19 – Saints (7-7) 3

Real strong possibility this team loses out, and I wouldn’t mind that at all.

20 – Packers (6-8) 6

I victory lapped far too soon. Consider this a lesson learned. Also, it’s nice to know that Joe Barry will likely never have another NFL job.

21 – Falcons (6-8)

Should I have moved the Falcons down this week? Probably. But I’ve been lower on them than most for the entirety of the season, and no team below them deserves to jump them. So they stay put.

22 – Titans (5-9) 1

Where is Derrick Henry? Has anyone seen him? Isn’t he supposed to be a key to this team’s success? No? I guess not.

23 – Bears (5-9) 1

We’re approaching the “Bears drafting a QB at No. 1 is a mistake” territory. No, seriously.

24 – Raiders (6-8) 4

Hahahahaha that was incredible. Thank you for that.

25 – Chargers (5-9) 7

Brandon Staley fired three games too late… maybe a couple of seasons too late.

26 – Giants (5-9) 1

Did you guys know Tommy Devito is Italian?

27 – Jets (4-10) 1

I have zero interest in watching this team play a single second of football for the remainder of the season. Which is fantastic, because they host us this weekend.

28 – Steelers (7-7) 1

While I might still be acting too harsh towards the Steelers, I’d like to think that no team quarterbacked by Mason Rudolph deserves a spot anywhere but the bottom five.

29 – Cardinals (3-11)

The Cardinals’ jig is up. Being kind of competitive isn’t competitive enough.

30 – Commanders (4-10)

What a roller coaster it has been. From “wow Sam Howell is kind of good” to “Sam Howell is the future” to Sam Howell being benched and likely losing the keys to the franchise is the epitome of this team’s quarterback situation in my lifetime. One day, the pain will end. Today is not that day.

31 – Patriots (3-11)

Congratulations, you were just competitive enough to remain at 31 this week. Barely.

32 – Panthers (2-12)

Carolina winning on Sunday felt inevitable. Good for the team, and all four fans who stuck around in the deluge to watch it.


Post-Week 14 Power Rankings

Cover photo taken from Lone Star Live.

1 – 49ers (10-3)

Buzzsaw.

2 – Cowboys (10-3) 1

Playing perhaps the best football of any team in the league right now. Would be fascinated to see how a game against San Francisco would look today.

3 – Ravens (10-3) 1

They’re finding ways to win. That’s scary.

4 – Eagles (10-3) 2

LOL.

5 – Chiefs (8-5)

Had no idea what to do with them. Such a strange second half of this season.

6 – Lions (9-4)

See: above.

7 – Dolphins (9-4)

See: above again.

8 – Broncos (7-6) 4

I don’t think anyone in the league wants to see this team right now.

9 – Bills (7-6) 4

See: above.

10 – Browns (8-5) 4

Joe Flacco leading the Browns to the playoffs in 2023. Who would’ve thought?

11 – Jaguars (8-5) 2

I think they’ll be fine. Division should be free to take.

12 – Texans (7-6) 4

Injuries suck.

13 – Rams (6-7) 3

I don’t care that they lost or that they’re below .500. This is a damn good team.

14 – Packers (6-7) 4

So much for me being vindicated.

15 – Bengals (7-6) 5

The legend of Jake Browning. This is a playoff team with him playing like this.

16 – Colts (7-6) 5

In a battle of backups, Gardner Minshew got one-upped.

17 – Seahawks (6-7) 2

Okay, now it’s fully falling apart.

18 – Chargers (5-8) 1

How is Brandon Staley still employed?

19 – Vikings (7-6) 1

From perhaps the ugliest win ever to demoting Josh Dobbs to a third-string QB and putting your season in the hands of Nick Mullens… yeah, it’s over.

20 – Buccaneers (6-7) 4

Thank you for making this division even more hilarious.

21 – Falcons (6-7) 1

You had one job.

22 – Saints (6-7) 1

Please don’t win this division.

23 – Titans (5-8) 2

Good for Will Levis and the Titans. They needed that.

24 – Bears (5-8) 2

Justin Fields might’ve secured his job for next season. Whether that’s in Chicago or elsewhere is yet to be determined.

25 – Giants (5-8) 2

Is Tommy Devito… the answer?

26 – Jets (5-8) 4

That must’ve felt like an exorcism.

27 – Steelers (7-6) 8

Even I realize that this is harsh, but golly. What the hell is going on?

28 – Raiders (5-8) 7

Never again.

29 – Cardinals (3-10) 1

One month away from Marvin Harrison Jr.

30 – Commanders (4-9) 1

Bye weeks are the best.

31 – Patriots (3-10) 1

Where on Earth did that come from?

32 – Panthers (1-12) 1

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Post-Week 13 Power Rankings

Cover photo taken from AP News.

1 – 49ers (9-3) 1

I told you they were back.

2 – Eagles (10-2) 1

It’s about damn time.

3 – Cowboys (9-3) 2

Still need to see it against real competition to believe it. Real chance to make a statement on Sunday night.

4 – Ravens (9-3)

We’ll see what happens.

5 – Chiefs (8-4) 2

Real problems.

6 – Lions (9-3)

Keep finding ways to win.

7 – Dolphins (9-3)

See: Dallas. Only difference is this schedule is still a joke until Christmas Eve.

8 – Texans (7-5) 5

Best win in years.

9 – Jaguars (8-4) 1

Is Lawrence ok?

10 – Packers (6-6) 7

Am I about to be vindicated?

11 – Colts (7-5) 4

Just a solid team that always pulls it out. Playoffs are in sight.

12 – Broncos (6-6) 3

Still a chance, but it just got a lot harder.

13 – Bills (6-6) 2

Season comes down to Sunday.

14 – Browns (7-5) 4

Shockingly, Joe Flacco isn’t the answer.

15 – Seahawks (6-6) 3

It’s starting to fall apart a wee bit.

16 – Rams (6-6) 4

Consider me proven wrong.

17 – Chargers (5-7) 1

That was ugly.

18 – Vikings (6-6) 2

One last push?

19 – Steelers (7-5) 5

It’s over.

20 – Bengals (6-6) 1

That was unexpected.

21 – Raiders (5-7) 1

What do you possibly have left in the tank?

22 – Falcons (6-6) 1

That was ugly x2.

23 – Saints (5-7) 4

Yikes.

24 – Buccaneers (5-7) 1

That was ugly x3.

25 – Titans (4-8) 1

Yikes x2.

26 – Bears (4-8)

This is fun, but don’t blow the top five pick, now.

27 – Giants (4-8)

See: above.

28 – Cardinals (3-10) 2

Almost called it.

29 – Commanders (4-9) 1

Good lord.

30 – Jets (4-8) 1

It has never been more over.

31 – Panthers (1-11) 1

Somehow not 32nd this week.

32 – Patriots (2-10) 1

Officially the worst team in the league. Scoring double digit points isn’t rocket science.


Post-Week 12 Power Rankings

An action-packed Thanksgiving weekend left the Power Rankings in a wild state.

Cover photo taken from CBS Sports.

1 – Eagles (10-1)

They can’t keep getting away with it.

2 – 49ers (8-3) 1

They’re healthy. They’re back. Sunday determines the season.

3 – Chiefs (8-3) 1

They’re healthy. They’re kind of back. Need to keep stacking wins.

4 – Ravens (9-3) 1

Defense is elite. Offense is clearly missing Mark Andrews. How long can they keep it up?

5 – Cowboys (8-3) 1

Keep on crushing your cupcakes. We’ll see what happens against Philly.

6 – Lions (8-3) 2

Divisional games are tough. You get a pass… for now.

7 – Dolphins (8-3) 1

Honestly? Still yet to be really impressed.

8 – Jaguars (8-3) 2

Massive win on Sunday. The division is theirs to lose.

9 – Broncos (6-5) 4

I owe you an apology.

10 – Browns (7-4) 3

You fooled me.

11 – Bills (6-6)

Welp.

12 – Seahawks (6-5)

It’s a brutal stretch of the schedule, but that’s no excuse to lay down and die.

13 – Texans (6-5) 4

Tough loss, but one that proves they might not be ready for primetime just yet.

14 – Steelers (7-4) 1

Crazy what happens to your offense when you fire the coordinator that had you stuck in the 1920s!

15 – Colts (6-5) 4

Awesome story. Wish they weren’t so beat up.

16 – Vikings (6-6) 2

Regression to the mean. Both for the one score games and for Josh Dobbs.

17 – Packers (5-6) 4

“The masculine urge to say ‘we’re back’ after saying ‘it’s over.'”

18 – Chargers (4-7) 2

Feels like one more straw will break the camel’s back in terms of Brandon Staley.

19 – Saints (5-6) 2

Really?

20 – Rams (5-6) 4

Not bad. Keep it up, and we’ll see what happens.

21 – Bengals (5-6) 3

At least the draft pick will be good.

22 – Raiders (5-7) 2

That was a fun month, wasn’t it? Back to reality.

23 – Falcons (5-6) 5

Please don’t end up winning this division. I can’t do it.

24 – Titans (4-7) 1

Meh.

25 – Buccaneers (4-7) 3

Even more meh.

26 – Bears (4-8) 3

“How are you not dead yet?”

“I have no idea!”

27 – Giants (4-8) 3

I’ll admit it. The Tommy Devito story rocks. Rooting for the kid.

28 – Commanders (4-8) 3

One bad man gone, one to go.

29 – Jets (4-7) 3

Perhaps the most unwatchable product in the league.

30 – Cardinals (2-10) 3

Don’t know why I was respecting this team so much.

31 – Patriots (2-9)

Congrats on landing Caleb Williams or Drake Maye!

32 – Panthers (1-10)

The franchise should be embarrassed.


Post-Week 11 Power Rankings

Stability at the top and chaos in the middle highlight the pre-Thanksgiving Power Rankings.

Cover photo taken from Reuters.

1 – Eagles (9-1)

2 – Chiefs (7-3)

3 – 49ers (7-3)

4 – Lions (8-2)

5 – Ravens (8-3)

6 – Cowboys (7-3)

7 – Browns (7-3)

8 – Dolphins (7-3)

9 – Texans (6-4)

10 – Jaguars (7-3) 1

11 – Bills (6-5) 5

12 – Seahawks (6-4)

13 – Broncos (5-5) 6

14 – Vikings (6-5) 1

15 – Steelers (6-4) 1

16 – Chargers (4-6) 1

17 – Saints (5-5)

18 – Bengals (5-5) 8

19 – Colts (5-5) 1

20 – Raiders (5-6) 1

21 – Packers (4-6) 1

22 – Buccaneers (4-6)

23 – Titans (3-7)

24 – Rams (4-6) 2

25 – Commanders (4-7) 4

26 – Jets (4-6) 2

27 – Cardinals (2-9)

28 – Falcons (4-6)

29 – Bears (3-8)

30 – Giants (3-8) 2

31 – Patriots (2-8) 1

32 – Panthers (1-9) 1


Post-Week 10 Power Rankings

As we cross the midway point of the 2023 season, both the playoff picture and the Power Rankings are starting to take a more solid shape.

Cover photo taken from The US Sun.

1 – Eagles (8-1)

2 – Chiefs (7-2) 1

3 – 49ers (6-3) 3

4 – Lions (7-2) 3

5 – Ravens (7-3) 3

6 – Cowboys (6-3) 2

7 – Browns (6-3) 2

8 – Dolphins (6-3) 2

9 – Texans (5-4) 3

10 – Bengals (5-4) 6

11 – Jaguars (6-3) 6

12 – Seahawks (6-3) 1

13 – Vikings (6-4) 3

14 – Steelers (6-3) 1

15 – Chargers (4-5) 2

16 – Bills (5-5) 2

17 – Saints (5-5)

18 – Colts (5-5)

19 – Broncos (4-5) 3

20 – Raiders (5-5) 6

21 – Commanders (4-6) 2

22 – Buccaneers (4-5) 1

23 – Titans (3-6) 3

24 – Jets (4-5) 1

25 – Packers (3-6) 1

26 – Rams (3-6) 1

27 – Cardinals (2-8) 5

28 – Falcons (4-6) 1

29 – Bears (3-7) 1

30 – Patriots (2-8) 1

31 – Panthers (1-8)

32 – Giants (2-8) 2


Post-Week 8 Power Rankings

With contenders falling and certain teams rising, the Power Rankings continue to shift as we head towards the midway point of the season.

Cover photo taken from ESPN.

1 – Eagles (7-1)

2 – Ravens (6-2) 1

3 – Chiefs (6-2) 1

4 – Jaguars (6-2) 1

5 – 49ers (5-3) 1

6 – Dolphins (6-2)

7 – Cowboys (5-2)

8 – Bengals (4-3) 2

9 – Lions (6-2)

10 – Seahawks (5-2) 2

11 – Bills (5-3)

12 – Browns (4-3) 4

13 – Chargers (3-4) 5

14 – Steelers (4-3)

15 – Vikings (4-4) 1

16 – Jets (4-3) 1

17 – Texans (3-4) 4

18 – Saints (4-4) 5

19 – Rams (3-5) 4

20 – Colts (3-5) 1

21 – Titans (3-4) 3

22 – Broncos (3-5) 4

23 – Falcons (4-4) 3

24 – Buccaneers (3-4) 3

25 – Commanders (3-5) 4

26 – Packers (2-5) 4

27 – Patriots (2-6) 2

28 – Giants (2-6)

29 – Bears (2-6) 2

30 – Raiders (3-5)

31 – Panthers (1-6) 1

32 – Cardinals (1-7) 1

Post-Week 7 Power Rankings

Perhaps the best week of the NFL season thus far has caused a multitude of changes, including one team’s 2023 debut at the No. 1 spot.

Cover photo taken from USA Today.

1 – Eagles (6-1) 2

For the second consecutive year, everything is coming up Eagles. Infuriating, isn’t it?

The greatness of this team cannot be denied. They just do everything so well. Like, annoyingly well. You can’t stop them, and they don’t hurt themselves. They don’t get penalties called on them. Whenever they have any mistakes, they instantly bounce back and score. They get some of the best players via trades and the draft for seemingly nothing. It’s nonsensical. But it’s the case once again this season, and although the Eagles still have to go through a gauntlet of teams, Lady Luck seems to be wearing Kelly and midnight green in 2023.

2 – Chiefs (6-1) 1

The more things change, the more they stay the same. After seven weeks of shuffling and false hype around the league, the two teams with the best records in the league and the 1 seeds in their respective conferences are the Eagles and Chiefs. 

I wanted to put Kansas City at the top of this list, but I think the Birds deserved that spot after dismantling a Dolphins team that we’re pretty sure is great. But the Chiefs have a very good argument. They’re in rarified air, ranking in the top 10 in all three phases, joining an exclusive list featuring a plethora of Super Bowl winners. It’s still early, of course, but that’s a crystal clear sign that this team is not just elite, but well-rounded. Patrick Mahomes put together his best game of the year, Travis Kelce is back to his old ways, Rashee Rice is emerging as a WR1, and this defense just keeps on getting better. 

I think the Chiefs are going to continue to improve as this season goes along. They’ve proven that, when they turn it up, they are simply unstoppable. Once again, the AFC is going through Arrowhead. As if there was any doubt.

3 – Ravens (5-2) 4

I am done doubting the Ravens. This team is absolutely incredible, and it’s honestly a wonder why I was ever so low on them in the first place. They did have some early season struggles, but now that they’re starting to figure out the offense, things are getting scary in the Charm City.

The defense has been elite all year long, but this all starts with Lamar Jackson, who might just be the league’s MVP through seven games. I’ve always loved Lamar, but I never could have seen this type of offensive explosion coming from him. Sunday’s performance against the Lions might’ve just been the piece de resistance of his young career, as he completely dominated a very good Detroit defense with his arm and his legs. Baltimore got absolutely everything they wanted all game long with a take-your-lunch-money type of game. It was not only stunning, but hypnotic. Todd Monken seems to have figured out how to make this offense go, and it is paying huge dividends.

Baltimore might be the NFL’s scariest team right now. They, like the Chiefs, seem to only be getting better as the weeks go by. If only they played each other this regular season. No worries, I can gladly wait till January to see it happen.

4 – 49ers (5-2) 3

I am officially concerned. For the second week in a row, the 49ers lost a game thanks to some struggles from Brock Purdy and an uncharacteristically lackluster defensive performance.

It’s one thing for these problems to arise against the NFL’s elite, like last week in Cleveland against the league’s best defense. It’s another thing for the defense to get completely gashed by a Vikings offense which has had its fair share of struggles on that side of the ball this season while getting no pressure and losing the turnover battle. All the while, Purdy was floating balls left and right, throwing two picks in the clutch. Even Christian McCaffrey fumbled in the redzone.

The offensive injuries are clearly having an effect on them. Without Deebo Samuel as a safety blanket or Trent Williams clearing paths in the run game, this team really doesn’t have an offensive identity. They need to get healthy at the earliest convenience.

This cannot become a trend for San Francisco. Otherwise, it’s seemingly inevitable that this season ends just like 2022 did.

5 – Jaguars (5-2) 1

The Jags just keep on winning. Again, they’re not doing anything mind-blowing, but it’s really hard not to like what they are doing.

Trevor Lawrence has continued to cut defenses into pieces, Travis Etienne has scored multiple touchdowns in three consecutive games and keeps on developing into one of the NFL’s best running backs, and although Calvin Ridley has remained quiet, Christian Kirk has seemingly re-emerged as the teams WR1.

The other side of the ball is also doing its thing, getting key stops and forcing timely turnovers game after game. When you combine that with what the offense is doing, you have a very effective winning formula. As such, the Jaguars are going to keep on winning games.

6 – Dolphins (5-2) 2

I warned you guys about the Dolphins being potential frauds last week, but I didn’t actually think that they were. I just thought the facts were compelling. I even picked them to go on the road and defeat the Eagles. But after perhaps their sorriest performance of the year, they might just be a fraudulent football team.

They’ve played five games against teams with a combined 8-25 record and looked incredible in each one. Their two games against teams above .500 with a combined record of 10-4? Two blowout losses by a combined score of 79-37.

I still really like the Dolphins. But this offense folds against any team that can actually stop them, which the Eagles did and then some. They have not played up to their opposition a single time through seven games. Just some food for thought.

7 – Cowboys (4-2) 2

The Cowboys had the week off before hosting the Rams on Sunday for a game which could feature a ton of offensive fireworks. More on that tomorrow.

8 – Browns (4-2) 2

It’s hard to say that the Browns didn’t deserve to win on Sunday as NFL games hardly boil down to one or two refereeing calls. But this is the second consecutive win for Cleveland that has seemingly been gifted to them down the stretch by some questionable flags.

Still, the Browns keep on riding their elite defense to wins, even when it gives up 38 points to Gardner Minshew and the Colts. The offense continues to look better without Deshaun Watson than with him, which is both hilarious and concerning at the same time. With his shoulder injury clearly being a bigger deal than the team was making it seem, I’m not sure how much more of him we’ll see in upcoming weeks. The running back room is also dealing with a plethora of injuries as Jerome Ford will miss the next 1-2 weeks. But, as long as the defense keeps doing its thing, the Browns should be just fine.

9 – Lions (5-2) 4

The Lions got as harsh of a reality check as the NFL possibly has to offer on Sunday in Baltimore. The threat of a loss was always in the air, but for them to be as noncompetitive and lifeless as they were was shocking. It was the worst performance Detroit has had in almost a year.

Luckily for them, I don’t think those are the real Lions. They just had a tough game. Sometimes that’ll happen in this league, especially without your RB1 who acts as the identity of your offense. I’m far more concerned with the defense, which might as well not have even been on the field. It’s very rare and very concerning to see a team get get dismantled the way they did.

I have faith in this team to bounce back, but they have a steep uphill climb to regain my respect.

10 – Bengals (3-3) 1

The Bengals had a seemingly much-needed bye week to get healthier, and now things are going to get very interesting in Cincinnati.

After a week of rest for Joe Burrow and Tee Higgins, the offense might just find its rhythm again. The defense is already hooping, so if the offense returns to form, then the Bengals should find themselves on the trajectory that I predicted for them a few weeks ago.

11 – Bills (4-3) 3

Congratulations to the Buffalo Bills, this week’s Team of Shame! There is no higher honor to receive after losing as 8.5-point favorites against a team that looked like perhaps the worst in the league with an ineffective offense and incompetent quarterback!

The Bills are in trouble. Their defensive injuries are catching up to them extremely fast, and their offense looks like a shell of itself. And I don’t know how much faith I have in them to turn this thing around. It has gone from bad to worse in Buffalo.

12 – Seahawks (4-2) 1

The Seahawks are still a bit inconsistent offensively, but their defense is continuing to hoop at a very high level. Devon Witherspoon is playing lights out and is on the fast track to winning this year’s Defensive Rookie of the Year award. The addition of Frank Clark will hopefully make up for the loss of Uchenna Nwosu.

Perhaps the most important development is that Jaxon Smith-Njigba is finally getting involved offensively. Once DK Metcalf comes back, we could see Seattle be as complete as they’ve been all season long, which means they’re going to continue winning a lot of football games. Considering how the 49ers have looked in the last two weeks, I wouldn’t count the Seahawks out of the race for the NFC West.

13 – Texans (3-3) 1

The Texans had the week off as they get ready to clash with the winless Panthers in the battle between 2023’s top two draft selections. And I can’t wait to see that quarterback battle — which we sadly never got in college — play out. I’ll dive deeper into that tomorrow.

14 – Steelers (4-2) 3

Matt Canada, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.

Once again, the Steelers offense actually put together a good performance on offense thanks to some great work from their much-slandered offensive coordinator and improved play from Kenny Pickett. George Pickens continues to ball out on a weekly basis, and getting Diontae Johnson back immediately elevated this offense by giving Pickett his safety net in the receiving corps.

The defense is obviously still great, but they got away with a lot on Sunday. If Rams kicker Brett Maher had put every kick through the uprights, we would have gone to overtime at 24 apiece. Alas, the Steelers are now 4-2 against all odds and in the thick of the AFC North race with wins against Baltimore and Cleveland already this season. As is seemingly the case every year with Mike Tomlin at the helm, this team is not going away anytime soon.

15 – Rams (3-4) 3

Is a little consistency too much to ask for? I guess so. The Rams simply haven’t looked like the same team from week to week at all this season. Neither side of the ball can string together consecutive good performances.

This week, it was the defense — and special teams, for that matter — which let LA down as they were sliced and diced by a Steelers offense which has struggled to find itself for the majority of the year. Brett Maher missed seven points worth of kicks in a seven-point loss and was subsequently sent to the unemployment line. And while Puka Nacua was unstoppable, Cooper Kupp only had two catches all game. Now, Kyren Williams is likely headed for the IR, meaning the offense might have some more struggles in sight. With some great defenses ahead on the schedule, the Rams might be in a world of trouble.

16 – Vikings (3-4) 9

Well, well, well. The Vikings heard the noise.

For old time’s sake, I’ll say it. 11-0 in one-score games in 2022. Now 3-4 in such games in 2023. The fact that this team has played exclusively one-possession games is simultaneously ridiculous and incredibly on-brand. The good news is that, after starting 0-3, they’re 3-1 in these close games in the last month — including a 2-0 stretch thus far without Justin Jefferson — and just beat the former consensus best team in the NFL in a primetime setting.

Kirk Cousins silenced his haters and doubters with one of the best games of his career, Jordan Addison burst onto the scene with two long touchdowns, and T.J. Hockenson played perhaps his best game in a Vikings uniform. But, most importantly, the defense showed up and showed out, including two interceptions for Camryn Bynum. Brian Flores has his guys balling out, which has been the key for this team on this stretch of winning football. If they can keep it up against a lackluster stretch of upcoming opponents, the Vikings will somehow be right back in the thick of things in the NFC Wild Card race.

17 – Jets (3-3) 2

After the electric comeback win against the Eagles, the Jets had their bye week. I think that might just hurt the positive momentum that they took away from that game, but they’re still in a good position to keep the good times going.

Luckily for them, they could have another win coming up in the battle for New York on Sunday against the Giants.

18 – Chargers (2-4) 2

I really don’t feel like talking about the Chargers at this point. There’s really just nothing to talk about.

They’re incapable of winning meaningful games, Justin Herbert has looked like a shadow of himself after getting the bag, Quentin Johnston already looks like an all-time bust, and this defense is historically bad despite hundreds of millions of dollars being poured into it and having a defensive-minded head coach.

Absolutely nothing is going right here. I probably have the Chargers too high here. It’s not going to be shocking when they inevitably keep on falling.

19 – Colts (3-4) 5

Moving up five spots after losing is a bit unprecedented by my standards, but this feels deserved for a couple of reasons.

For starters, Gardner Minshew keeps on balling out whenever his number is called. I know I said I didn’t feel confident about him being the starter moving forward, but he just played an incredible game against the best defense in the NFL. That certainly helps build confidence. The rest of the offense keeps on getting huge contributions from guys like Josh Downs and Zack Moss in addition to the resident playmakers like Michael Pittman Jr. and Jonathan Taylor. And of course, the Colts really could have — and maybe should have — come away with a win on Sunday to improbably be above .500 if it wasn’t for some very questionable refereeing. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

The defense could still certainly use some work, but this team feels frisky and competitive enough to win some games as this season progresses. I don’t think they’ll be nearly as bad as I said. For that, they get a big time bump this week.

20 – Falcons (4-3) 2

The Falcons are officially the weirdest team in the league. I want them to go away so bad, but they just refuse to do so. Even in a game that they’re seemingly actively trying to lose with insane turnovers at the goal line or not giving Bijan Robinson a touch until the very last play of the game, they find a way to win. It’s ridiculous.

Let me be clear, I still don’t think this is a very good football team, and I still have less than zero faith in Arthur Smith as a head coach or Desmond Ridder as a quarterback. But a win is a win, and the Falcons should feel good to be back in the win column.

21 – Buccaneers (3-3) 2

Womp womp. I hope the Buccaneers enjoyed their month of relevance and people believing they’re a good team. That’s all over now. You can’t lose like that and get away with it.

This team has come off the bye and laid two complete duds at home when they could have established themselves the team in this division. Instead, they’re back to mediocrity, and while that’s certainly good enough to win the terrible NFC South, it’s not enough to still have my respect.

22 – Packers (2-4) 4

I was very close to making the Packers this week’s Team of Shame. That’s only natural after you lay yet another dud against a pretty bad team and your supposed franchise quarterback continues to single-handedly lose you games with terrible interceptions in the game’s most key moments.

Although this week’s honor went to the Bills, the Packers don’t deserve my time at this point. They have lost my respect entirely. I can’t believe how bad they’re making me look after singing their praises so much this offseason and early in the year. I’m just embarrassed.

23 – Saints (3-4) 3

In a shocking turn of events, the Saints are still not a good football team and Derek Carr is still not a winning quarterback. Who would have thought?

The defense once again got picked apart while Carr literally threw the game away and screamed at his teammates for his own mistakes (seriously, how weird is that?). Now, throw a Chris Olave arrest in the mix and you’ve got a team that’s simply crashing in 2023. What a shame.

24 – Titans (2-4) 2

The Titans used their bye week to figure out their quarterback situation, naming Will Levis as the starter for Sunday’s battle with the Falcons. I’m very interested to see what the rook can do in his debut against a strange, but challenging opponent.

25 – Patriots (2-5) 5

Macaroni is back!

Just kidding. Well, he’s probably not back back. But Mac Jones played his best game of the season — and maybe his best game since his rookie year — including tossing the game-winning touchdown with 12 seconds left to pull off one of the biggest upsets of the season, knocking off the Bills at home as 8.5-point dogs. That was a really cool sight.

I don’t know if this will somehow make the Patriots a competent football team again, but the upcoming schedule isn’t terribly tough. Maybe, just maybe, New England can start stacking some wins. It all starts with Mac, but if he plays like that every week, then this team has a shot.

26 – Broncos (2-5) 3

At this point, I don’t know how much can be garnered from beating Jordan Love and the Packers. But the Broncos looked good on Sunday, and that’s something I haven’t said much this season.

Russell Wilson played a solid game and the defense absolutely dominated to help Denver win its first game at home in the 2023 season. That’s gotta feel good.

What doesn’t feel good, however, is the Broncos upcoming schedule. They might not win again until December. Seriously, check it for yourself and tell me I’m wrong.

27 – Bears (2-5) 1

Good for the Bears. It’s always a good feeling to win football games in this league, especially when there’s feel-good stories involved like Tyson Bagent. The former Division II standout played a very solid game in his first game as a starting quarterback en route to the team’s dominant home win over the Raiders.

I don’t think he’s suddenly the guy in Chicago, and I certainly don’t feel good about the Bears as a whole still, but while Justin Fields remains on the mend, I’ll be rooting for the kid.

28 – Giants (2-5) 3

They called me a madman. But I know my team like no one else, and I can see losses like this from miles away.

The Giants are still a pretty bad football team, but in the last two weeks, they’ve looked far more competitive than they did in the previous five. That’s an extremely low bar, but it means something. It’s interesting how they look infinitely better with Tyrod Taylor at quarterback than they did with Daniel Jones, but we’ll save that conversation for later.

Here’s what’s important for the Giants: the defense looks like its 2022 self again, and the offense is looking better thanks to actually getting the weapons involved. That’s all they have to do to win, or at least be in football games. They have a very easy next two games, so I don’t see why they can’t keep riding that formula and pick up a few more wins.

29 – Commanders (3-4) 8

I don’t know how much longer I can do this guys.

I know I predicted a loss and am this fanbase’s resident pessimist, but this is just atrocious. Between the team’s play on the field and the incompetence in the building which has trickled down to the players (Jonathan Allen said it best), I’m struggling to find seasons where it has been harder to be a Washington football fan than 2023.

The real shot in the arm that I need is for the new ownership to clean house. But I still think it’s too early for that. Still, the clock is ticking, and it is ticking quite fast. I think change is coming much sooner than we anticipated. Can’t come soon enough.

30 – Raiders (3-4) 7

Blown out by Tyson Bagent. That has to be a new low.

31 – Cardinals (1-6) 4

The Cardinals have gone from being sneaky frisky to being actually frisky to being not so frisky anymore to being straight up bad. They were fun to watch for a bit when they had it in them to challenge their opposition, but they have lost the juice, and subsequently have become a terrible watch.

I think they’ll return to their early season form as they continue to get healthier, but until then, I have no interest in this team.

32 – Panthers (0-6)

The Panthers remain the NFL’s lone winless squad thanks to their bye week. After taking a peek at the schedule, it’s hard to see when that first win will come for Carolina. They should get nice and comfy down here.


All stats taken from ESPN.