
After only one week of football, we’ve learned quite a lot about so many teams in the league. It’s hard to gauge how a team will do or how good or bad they truly are after just one game, but the show must go on. Ranking the league after Week 1 is a volatile task, so don’t expect many of these teams to remain where they are at on this week’s list, and don’t get too mad at me if you vehemently disagree with something. It’s only Week 1. It’s bound to change eventually. With that being said, let’s stack up the teams 1-32 for the first time this season:
1 –
Buccaneers (1-0)
Just get used to this. While the Buccaneers didn’t play their best game on opening night against Dallas, they were pretty damn close. A few drops, sloppy turnovers, and mistakes kept the Cowboys in the game much longer than necessary, but Brady and co. did exactly what they needed to do to emerge victorious. It was honestly one of the best performances I’ve seen from Brady in a long time, and if he can play like that all year, he could put together an MVP campaign. All of Tampa’s issues from last Thursday will work themselves out over the course of the season, and they will be fine. This is still very much the best team in football, and they either have to fall apart or someone has to knock them off the pedestal for them to have a different spot on this list.
2 –
Chiefs (1-0)
It took a patented Patrick Mahomes comeback to get the W on Sunday, but the Chiefs still looked pretty good. I’ll give them a pass for struggling, as they were playing one of the NFL’s best teams that matches up better than almost anybody else against them. And still, they did what they had to do late to get to 1-0. This remains the most unstoppable offense in football, and while I think their defense could use some help, they will win most of their games as long as they have Mahomes under center. It also helped having the electric Arrowhead crowd behind them once again.
3 –
Rams (1-0)
As I said before, the Matthew Stafford era in LA could not have gotten off to a better start. The shiny new QB threw for a career-best 156.1 passer rating on Sunday night, and this team looked like it had a new energy that I’ve never seen them have before. The offense was clicking on all cylinders, and their defense looks just as sharp as ever. I always thought this was the team in the NFC best suited to knock off the Buccaneers, and Week 1 definitely reinforced that. Playing in the NFC West is extremely tough, but I really do think this will be a top 2 team in the conference for this entire season.
4 –
Browns (0-1)
Despite the loss on Sunday, Cleveland impressed me more than almost any other team this week. They ran circles around Kansas City all game long, Baker Mayfield looked very sharp throwing the football (with the exception of an errant INT to lose the game), and if it wasn’t for a dropped snap on a punt, they probably would have won. It’s impossible to stop those inevitable Mahomes-Hill linkups, but other than that, I thought this defense looked very sharp. This was the most difficult opening test they could have had, and they won’t face an offense that good for the rest of the season, so I have no doubts about that side of the ball in Cleveland. I still really, really like this roster, and in an apparently weak division, the Browns’ dreams may not be too far out of reach.
5 –
Seahawks (1-0)
September Russell Wilson is back in a huge way, and it was quite a treat to watch. The 10th-year QB was diming all game long in Indy against a very good defense, making every throw look easy. The rest of his offense showed up in a huge way too, especially WR Tyler Lockett, who made 2 great touchdown catches. The defense, which was a rather big question mark, shut down a solid Colts offense, which is a very good sign in an extremely talented division. I don’t want to be fooled once again by how dominant this team is early in the season, but I have to give credit where credit is due at the moment. I’ll just try not to drink too much of the Kool-Aid.
6 –
Cardinals (1-0)
Simply put, the Cardinals had one of the most impressive wins of Week 1. Going all the way out east to take on a Titans team who was favored in the game and has plenty of playoff hopes and expectations of their own, Arizona absolutely steamrolled their way to a 38-13 victory. QB Kyler Murray put on one of the performances of the week with 5 total touchdowns (4 passing and 1 rushing), including some incredible throws all over the field. The revamped defense shut down one of last year’s most potent offenses, including the reigning OPOY, RB Derrick Henry. You need to be elite on both sides of the ball to contend not only in this division, but in this conference. If the Cards’ opener was any indication, they might have what it takes to do just that.
7 –
Chargers (1-0)
I spent all of last season waiting for this team to realize their potential. After a fantastic offseason, I think they’re finally ready to do so. Not only was Justin Herbert sensational throwing the football, but his revamped offensive line did a perfect job protecting him from arguably the best defensive line in football. First-round pick LT Rashawn Slater didn’t allow Washington DE Chase Young, a DPOY hopeful, to do a single thing in Sunday’s game. And while it was hard for the offense to move the ball consistently on that great defense, they always stepped up and made the plays to secure a victory, to the tune of 14/18 3rd down conversions. That’s the mark of any good team. This is a playoff team as long as they stay out of their own way. Sadly, I don’t put anything past the Chargers in that regard.
8 –
49ers (1-0)
The 49ers would probably be higher on this list if they actually closed things out on Sunday in Detroit, but even still, this team looked very good in Week 1. Yes, they were playing one of the worst teams in the NFL, but they didn’t pull any punches and bulldozed the Lions all game long in every facet. The passing game was on fire, in large part thanks to a great game from WR Deebo Samuel. Despite a season-ending injury for RB Raheem Mostert, the running game was moving along seamlessly thanks to an impressive debut from RB Elijah Mitchell. And of course this outstanding defensive unit was back on full display after last year’s injury fiasco. It’s no secret that this is one of the NFL’s best rosters. If they can stay healthy, and not blow massive leads late in games, they will be one of the biggest contenders in the NFC.
9 –
Raiders (1-0)
I was thoroughly impressed with the Raiders on Monday night. It took them a while to get going, but once they did, they seemingly couldn’t be stopped. QB Derek Carr had himself quite the night against a Ravens defense that is no joke, throwing for 435 yards and 2 touchdowns, including the winner in OT. He was succinct and clutch, and I loved seeing that out of him. He was forcing the ball to TE Darren Waller quite a lot, but it ended up working out in the long run, so who am I to judge? The question with this team is seemingly always the defense, but they stepped up when it mattered most, forcing a fumble in OT to set up their offense to win it. I seriously doubt that Vegas can keep this up long-term, but if they can, then this is a serious playoff contender. They have to prove it to me first.
10 –
Bills (0-1)
Buffalo got a boatload of bad breaks on Sunday. They were better than the Steelers in every single statistical category, but a single punt block touchdown ruined their afternoon. That’s not saying that they didn’t struggle, though. Last year’s offense made everything look so easy, but against a stout Pittsburgh defense, they had a rough time. However, I know that they won’t be facing many front 7s that good this season as the schedule is very easy, and I know that this team will be just fine. It was a very difficult first game, but the Bills will rebound. At least, they better hope so, because they invested quite a lot of money in Josh Allen. They cannot afford to let that go to waste.
11 –
Saints (1-0)
New Orleans likely had the statement win of Week 1, and it still makes no sense to me. After being displaced and the game being relocated, not to mention all of the offseason questions and concerns, this team showed up and showed out against one of last year’s premier teams. Jameis Winston looked like a new man in his first start at QB for the Saints, and this defense looked just as sharp as ever. It helped that the Packers looked like they didn’t even want to be there, and that Aaron Rodgers played one of the worst games I have ever seen from him. But I don’t want to take anything away from the Saints. They played a hell of a football game, and vastly exceeded my expectations. Perhaps I underestimated them a bit too much.
12 –
Broncos (1-0)
Before you say anything, I will acknowledge that I have this team a bit high. But I am never without my reasons. I always said that the Broncos have one of the best rosters in the NFL, but were severely lacking at QB. They reminded me a lot of my own team. But, starting Teddy Bridgewater under center is already proving to be a great move. Teddy looked great on Sunday simply by being who he is: a solid QB who doesn’t make mistakes and always puts his team in position to win. The rest of the offense did their job, and the defense made light work of the admittedly lethargic Giants offense. The injury to WR Jerry Juedy, an ankle sprain that will sideline him for 4-6 weeks, does concern me a bit, but this team has plenty of other talented pass catchers that will help lighten the load for Teddy. This is definitely a dark horse in the AFC Wild Card race. And yes, that pun was intended.
13 –
Ravens (0-1)
I’d like to think I’m being a bit harsh to the Ravens, but everything is going wrong for this team right now. All of the injuries in the last few weeks seemed to really affect this team. Yes, RB Ty’Son Williams looked pretty good, and Latavius Murray even scored a touchdown, but much of this running game still relies on Lamar Jackson adlibbing and making plays by himself. The weight is still entirely on his shoulders, and if he has to carry both the passing and running attack, he will fall apart fast. It seemingly already got to him, as his fumble in OT lost Baltimore the game. Not to mention, their defense, which is supposed to be perhaps their strongest suit, did not look very sharp. This team just has some problems I can’t get over, and they’re going to have to show me a lot more to work their way back up.
14 –
Dolphins (1-0)
The only thing separating the Dolphins and the Patriots is the single point that separated them on Sunday afternoon. I liked what I saw from the Dolphins, but I honestly don’t know if they were the better team in that game. A late fumble handed them the win, but I won’t discount the rest of the game entirely. The defense looked very solid, as always, and the offense looked nice as well. It was always going to be rough sledding against a great Pats defense, but the offense did their thing. QB Tua Tagovailoa didn’t look bad at all, and you can already feel the presence of rookie WR Jaylen Waddle. This is definitely a winning formula in Miami: let your defense do its job and simply score more points than the other team. I’m just not sure how sustainable it is in such a good division and conference.
15 –
Patriots (0-1)
Like I said above, I do think the Patriots were the better team in Foxboro on Sunday. The main reason for that was the play of QB Mac Jones in his NFL debut. He did everything he had to do, made no mistakes, and looked very comfortable for a kid making his first professional start against a very good defense. New England would have won this game if Damien Harris didn’t fumble the ball deep in Dolphins territory, and despite the end result being an L, I really liked what I saw from this team. They’re essentially just the cold weather Dolphins, but I certainly like Mac more than Tua right now. The Patriots will be very interesting to monitor in the playoff race, and I think they’ll be right in the thick of things all year long.
16 –
Steelers (1-0)
I really don’t care that this team won on Sunday. Outside of their great defense, they barely showed me anything of note for me to care about. Offensively, this looked like the exact same boring, uninspired unit from 2020. They could not move the ball because they could not run the ball. Najee Harris looked like a nonfactor in his debut at RB, even against a fairly average Bills front. When they did move the ball, they were able to cash in and score, which is all that mattered because their defense is that good. I will admit, that touchdown catch by Diontae Johnson was quite nice. A lucky break on a punt block won this team the game, and that’s all there is to it. That will probably be the luckiest break they get all season. Yes, their defense is good enough to win them a lot of games, but the offense cannot be this lethargic. At least Miami and New England have competent offenses. Competent is the last word I would use to describe this Steelers offense.
17 –
Packers (0-1)
This will likely be the lowest the Packers are all season, and it hurts me to put them this low, but they deserve it after that absolutely shamelessly bad performance on Sunday. I really just have no words to describe what I saw. The defense, which isn’t bad by any means, got absolutely carved up by a team starting only one WR who was drafted with a QB known for being a turnover machine. 5 touchdowns and 0 turnovers was the story of the game in that regard. Most importantly, it was the most pathetic showing I have ever seen from Aaron Rodgers, who looked like he literally did not want to be there. We know he doesn’t really want to be there, but I thought at the very least that things had settled down in that regard, and he was going to give Green Bay his all in 2021. I suppose that might not be the case. He made horrible throw after horrible throw, and finished with the worst passer rating of any QB in Week 1, even with all of the talent on that offense. I fully expect this team to be ok, and it helps that they’re playing the Lions this week, but I can see this whole thing falling off a cliff very, very soon. I, for one, love the conspiracy theory that Rodgers only came back to sabotage this team. That would genuinely be the funniest thing in sports history.
18 –
Cowboys (0-1)
I will admit, I was very impressed with the Cowboys on opening night, despite losing the game. But, I’m also aware that they were handed so many chances thanks to several key mistakes by the Buccaneers. Those mistakes are what kept them in the game, and if Tampa had played even a little bit tighter, it would have been a double digit victory. I still think this defense is very suspect, as they got absolutely worked by Tom Brady all night long, although they made some nice plays here and there. But my biggest problem lies in the lack of balance on offense. Coming off several leg surgeries and a nagging shoulder problem, this team cannot ask Dak Prescott to throw the ball 60 times a game while giving Ezekiel Elliott 11 carries. It simply won’t work. Granted, they won’t face many, if any, defenses as good as Tampa Bay’s this season, but they need to figure that side of the ball out. The aerial attack is great, but it cannot be the only great thing about this team if they want to go very far.
19 –
Colts (0-1)
2021 has started with a bit of a whimper for the Colts, but I want to give them a bit of a pass. For one, QB Carson Wentz came back from his foot injury extremely quickly, and still might not be 100%. His offensive line is still dealing with a plethora of issues, which is also affecting the run game. And this team just happened to be going up against a stellar early-season Seahawks team. I think Indy will be alright, but their brightest spots were rather dim, and that might be a cause for concern. As I said before, the run game never got going, and their defense got sliced up all game long. Those two things are their bread and butter, and if they stumble as much as they did in Week 1, this team won’t go far.
20 –
Washington (0-1)
Do I have to talk about this team? Ok, fine. I’ll start with the elephant in the room: QB Ryan Fitzpatrick is now out for 6-8 weeks with a hip subluxation. Now, the keys are being handed to Taylor Heinicke, who is certainly a solid backup and played well in relief of Fitz on Sunday. But we all know he isn’t exactly the guy to lead a team to success. And success is all this team had in mind for this season. That seems to have already fizzled out, because I have no more hope for this team in 2021, even after just one game. Heinicke better prove me wrong, and I’m really hoping he does. On the topic of the defense, I think that one average to below average game doesn’t define this unit. Many of the 3rd down struggles were less on them and more due to the excellence of Justin Herbert, and the lack of a pass rush was a testament to the Chargers’ great offensive line. This Thursday’s game against the Giants better prove that, as that offense is dreadful, and their offensive line is a complete joke. If this defense doesn’t bounce back in a big way, then I will officially have no idea what to make of them. Why, why, why do I ever put faith in this team?
21 –
Eagles (1-0)
Philly was one of the pleasant surprises of Week 1. Their offensive performance really blew me away, but I will also recognize that they were playing one of the worst teams and defenses in football. In any case, QB Jalen Hurts was delivering some dimes left and right, and that really impressed me. A lot of people, myself included, have doubted his ability to be an effective passer in this league. If he continues to play like he did on Sunday, those doubts will be put to sleep with swiftness. The Eagles defense also looked very sharp, holding the Falcons to just 6 points. But again, the Falcons are just a dreadful team. I think the next few weeks will tell us a lot more about this team, but if they keep this up, they can certainly make things interesting in the NFC East.
22 –
Titans (0-1)
Congratulations to the Tennessee Titans for putting on one of the most pathetic performances of Week 1. A team of this caliber with this amount of talent and all the expectations of the world simply cannot lay such a dud. There were 0 positives to take away from this team’s 25-point loss. Their offense, which is supposed to be one of the league’s best, did absolutely nothing. Even Derrick Henry, last year’s OPOY, couldn’t get anything going. And the Titans defense, which I have always acknowledged as a joke of a unit, got absolutely embarrassed by an elite Cardinals offense. I can already see what Tennessee is going to be this season: an average to above average team who will beat down lesser teams and get destroyed by better ones. It’s not just their defense’s fault. If their offense shows any sign of struggling, it’s all over. And that is not a winning formula.
23 –
Panthers (1-0)
I feel like the Panthers should have disposed of the Jets much easier than they actually did on Sunday, but they still put together a generally solid performance. QB Sam Darnold looked sharp in his debut, and the return of RB Christian McCaffrey gave this offense the instant spark that it was missing for so much of last season. I think that the Panthers defense was also very solid, and I think it’s a very underrated unit. There isn’t a lot to talk about with this team, but they won’t be playing the Jets every week. Their next few games will tell us a lot about who they really are, so I’ll wait for those before jumping to any conclusions.
24 –
Bengals (1-0)
The Bengals got the biggest “feel-good” win of Week 1, and it isn’t really close. Everyone was ecstatic to see QB Joe Burrow back on the field, and against all odds, he looked great. Despite the gruesome nature of last year’s injury and this team’s unwillingness to give him any protection, Burrow still showed out on Sunday, lighting up the scoreboard. The debut of WR Jamarr Chase, the team’s first-round pick, was a very exciting one, and that connection will be just as fun as it was at LSU just 2 years ago. Cincinnati’s defense also did a nice job of containing a rather potent Vikings offense, especially on the ground. It was a very solid win for a team that needed it, and while the Bengals won’t be all that this season, I’m happy to see them with a lot of promise.
25 –
Vikings (0-1)
I never got the hype around this team, and I was proven right in a big way on Sunday. There were virtually no bright spots for the Vikings in Cincy. I’d say the only good thing was Kirk Cousins (that’s how you know it’s bad). Kirk looked solid throwing the football, especially to Adam Thielen, and led a nice 2 minute drill drive to tie the game and send it to overtime. Other than that… I got nothing. Dalvin Cook was stuffed all game long, and their defense let the Bengals have their way all game long. The window could not be closing faster on this team. It might be time to make some phone calls.
26 –
Bears (0-1)
There are only three words that come to mind with the Bears: start Justin Fields. It is the only option. I talked about it yesterday, so I won’t get too into it, but it’s just the right move. Andy Dalton is not the guy for this team. They desperately need the spark that Fields provides. We saw a glimmer of it on Sunday night and it was honestly great. Why Matt Nagy refuses to have that spark for all 60 minutes is just beyond me. And until they make the right decision, I refuse to care about this team whatsoever.
27 –
Giants (0-1)
I knew the Giants were bad, but I held out hope that their talented roster would at least make this team slightly below average. But… no. This team is still rather depressing to watch. Usually the fault lies with QB Daniel Jones, but it wasn’t entirely his fault at all. This defense was shockingly bad, allowing the Broncos to have whatever they wanted all game long. On the other side, the offense was lethargic, and outside of a single big pass play, they did nothing of note. Saquon Barkley was a complete non-factor in his first game back, and it’s honestly just sad to see. If Week 1 is an accurate reflection of how teams will perform this season, the Giants might actually be the worst team in the NFC East.
28 –
Lions (0-1)
This team is definitely nothing short of atrocious, but I did love the fight they showed late on Sunday. Why it took them 58 minutes and a 24-point deficit to find that fight is a question best left unanswered, but it’s enough to keep them relatively high this week. But, don’t get it twisted. The Lions are a very, very bad team who got a couple of lucky breaks and made things somewhat interesting in a blowout. I’m expecting them to just get blown out normally from here on out.
29 –
Texans (1-0)
By all accounts, this team has no business being in any spot other than 32nd. But, they absolutely embarrassed the Jaguars on Sunday. So, although this is likely the worst team in football, I’m bumping them up a few spots for this week. QB Tyrod Taylor looked pretty good in his Texans debut, and their defense was making life hell for Trevor Lawrence, forcing 3 INTs. I think a large part of all this is the incompetence of the Jaguars, but I’ll be nice. Congrats on the win, Houston. You won’t see many more this year.
30 –
Jets (0-1)
I guess there are two semi-positive takeaways from Week 1 with the Jets: Zach Wilson and the defense weren’t terrible. It took a while for the rookie QB to get going, but late in the game, he made some nice plays to make the score look respectable. Defensively, it wasn’t a great game, but only giving up 19 points to an offense as talented as Carolina’s has to mean something right? Maybe. Who knows. All I do know is that this team is still extremely bad, but at least they’ll be competitive.
31 –
Falcons (0-1)
What a joke. The Falcons deserve everything bad that is going to happen to them this season. This was a painfully bad team last year and they somehow got worse. It showed in a very, very big way on Sunday. All I can do is sit back and laugh. Poor Matt Ryan.
32 –
Jaguars (0-1)
I have no words. I’m trying so hard to find them and I just can’t. I understand this is a very volatile experiment with even more volatile variables, but that was the worst possible start they could have asked for. I don’t even think we overestimated this team’s abilities. I think they were just yet to show us how pathetic they truly can be. I don’t even know if Urban Meyer will make it to the end of the season at this point. Perhaps he’s already looking at homes in southern California. At least Trevor Lawrence is accumulating his stats. What a nightmare.
All stats taken from ESPN.


