Week 7 Picks

Would you look at that, it’s Thursday again. That means it’s time to pick 14 more games! I went 9-5 last week, bringing my season total to 39-19-1. Again, not too shabby. Let’s get into this week’s predictions.

Eagles 27-20 Giants

Ah yes, the classic NFC East primetime matchup that nobody wants to watch. Contrary to what most people are thinking, I’m actually excited to watch this game. It’s an imperative matchup in the race for the NFC East title. If some things fall into place for the Giants, they could find themselves in first place. But they need to win this game first. New York has been playing much better football in the last 3 weeks, but I’m not entirely sure if this young, inexperienced team is ready to win a big game yet. The Eagles have had a couple of tough losses in their last 2 games, and I think they’re ready to finally get back in the win column and get back into first place. QB Carson Wentz has played cleaner football recently, and if he can limit the turnovers against a good Giants defense, then Philly should take this one.

Falcons 38-34 Lions

Expect a lot of points on Sunday in Atlanta. Both of these teams are coming off nice wins against some bad teams, setting the stage for a pretty interesting matchup. The game is honestly a tossup for me, as I can easily see either team coming out with a win. I think the Falcons offense will be the difference maker in this game, as they have been on fire so many times this season. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Lions defense stepped up and had a nice game like last Sunday in Jacksonville, but they are facing a much better offense this week. Falcons WR Julio Jones is finally getting back in form, and it is making a huge difference for Atlanta. If there’s anything I can say with confidence about this game, it would be to take the over.

Browns 22-18 Bengals

It really took everything in my power to not pick the Bengals in this matchup. Cincy played Cleveland very closely in their first matchup in Week 2, and came very close to pulling off a comeback. The Browns laid another dud last week in Pittsburgh, and that concerns me very much. But, I typically see that teams bounce back in a big way after getting embarrassed on a big stage. I will recognize that the Browns are good enough to do that, but it will not be easy. Bengals QB Joe Burrow has done nothing but fight and put his team in positions to win games, and he will not go down quietly this week. It’ll be a tough, physical game, but I trust the superior talent of the Browns to pull it out in a very close one. However, do not be surprised at all if the Bengals pull off the upset at home.

Titans 24-23 Steelers

Whew. This one should be a blast. This is easily the game of the week, and I can’t wait to see it. Two unbeaten teams who are so well-rounded and so well-coached. Both teams are coming off huge wins against division rivals and must be fired up to finally play each other after this game was postponed a few weeks ago. It’s going to be a game defined by defense, and while I do believe that the Steelers defense is the best unit in this game, I trust Tennessee to win based on precedent. This is a team that has proven time and time again that they will not back down from a challenge. From last year’s immaculate playoff run to this season’s 5-0 start, the Titans might be the best big game team in the NFL not named the Kansas City Chiefs. All they do is win, and I like them to pull it out in a very close on on Sunday.

Saints 28-24 Panthers

Somehow, some way, the Saints will likely still be without WR Michael Thomas for Sunday’s contest against Carolina. I’m not sure why I continue to get my hopes up about him playing, but here I am again, disappointed but not surprised. New Orleans will still be fine though, as they pulled out back to back nice wins before heading into their bye last week. The offense has found its rhythm, and RB Alvin Kamara continues to put up huge numbers. In Thomas’ stead, WR Trequan Smith has stepped up and emerged as a very nice option for QB Drew Brees. Plus, it’ll be a homecoming for Panthers QB Teddy Bridgewater, who I’m sure Saints HC Sean Payton will draw up a tough gameplan for. The Panthers might linger around for a while in this game, but it should be a comfortable win for New Orleans.

Bills 31-10 Jets

The New York Jets will lose this game. We can wash, rinse, and repeat this for the next 10 weeks. Buffalo is a significantly better team that has already wiped the floor with the Jets this season. They’ve struggled for the last 2 games, but there is no better team to play to get back on track than the Jets. It’ll be ugly, and it won’t be close.

Cowboys 20-17 Washington

The once-best rivalry in football will be renewed for the first time in the Washington Football Team era on Sunday in Landover, and it will not be very fun to watch for fans of both teams. I’m sure everyone is just salivating at the prospect of an Andy Dalton-Kyle Allen QB matchup. This will be a very unattractive, low-scoring game at FedEx Field, as Dallas’ once-potent offense is now stuck in place with Dalton at QB. Moreover, despite 5 consecutive losses, the Washington defense is still a nice unit, led by their stellar defensive line and CB Kendall Fuller, who leads the NFL with 4 interceptions, all of which coming in the last 3 games. Washington is still completely handicapped on offense with Allen at QB, so don’t expect them to do much there. Dallas’ superior offensive talent will push them to a late victory, likely with a last-second FG or touchdown. Most years, I’d be very upset with a loss to Dallas. This year, I am simply accepting fate.

Packers 42-24 Texans

The poor, poor Houston Texans. Last week in Nashville, they came 4 seconds away from handing their rival Titans their first loss. Their consolation prize this week? Facing a pissed off Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. The Green Bay signal caller has always responded to a blowout with a stellar performance, and he has historically owned the Texans in the few games that he has played against them. Last week’s embarrassment in Tampa has to have this Packers squad fired up in a big way. They want to show the league that they aren’t the “September Heisman” of NFL teams. I expect Green Bay to win this game big, and I fully expect Rodgers to put up massive numbers.

Buccaneers 31-28 Raiders

This game was flexed out of Sunday Night Football just a matter of hours ago, which is somewhat unfortunate, since I was very much looking forward to seeing this game in primetime. Regardless, this should still be a great game. The Raiders, who are coming off of a huge win against the Chiefs and a week off, are looking to carry their momentum into this huge matchup against Tom Brady and the Bucs. Tampa has some momentum of their own following their blowout of the previously undefeated Packers last Sunday. Both of these teams match up very well with each other, but the key matchup will be the Raiders offense vs. the Bucs defense. Both of those units are very solid and have looked pretty good consistently this season. I like Tampa’s defense to do its job just enough for Tom Brady to pull some heroics and help the Bucs pull out a close, tough victory in Vegas. It’ll be a very tight game that can easily go both ways, but I’ll trust the team with Brady at the helm to win it.

Chiefs 27-13 Broncos

This could be our first snow game of 2020, which would be quite the sight here in late October. Even if it’s in the 70s in many places on the east coast, I can still appreciate a good snow game. In any case, this should be an easy one for the Chiefs. The Broncos, despite coming off of a big win in New England last Sunday, have an offensive unit that is not very good, and the Chiefs defense will keep them in check. And although Denver’s defense gave the Patriots fits last week, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City offense is a completely different beast. Even in the conditions, the Chiefs will still win games as they have so many times this season: relying on Mahomes to get the job done with his arm while they grind out the opposing defense on the ground and make plays on the other side of the ball.

Patriots 21-17 49ers

49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo is finally coming home to Foxboro to take on the team that gave him 2 rings and a career as a starting QB to begin with. I can only imagine what Patriots HC Bill Belichick has in store for him on the defensive side of the ball. Nobody in the world is better at gameplanning to shut down opposing QBs. The Patriots offense is still an issue, and the San Francisco defense is not an easy unit to pick apart. However, I still think they’re vulnerable, and I think the Patriots are too good to lose 3 games in a row. I expect their defense to rattle the Niners offense just enough for Cam Newton and company to do what they need to do to secure a bounce back victory for the Patriots to get back to .500.

Chargers 30-26 Jaguars

If the Los Angeles Chargers care about winning at all, then they will win this game. There is no reason that this team, which should honestly be 5-0 right now, should not dispose of Jacksonville with ease. However, I am still predicting the Jags to stick around in this game because that is simply what the Chargers always do. Even after a bye week, there will be some aspect of this team that makes this game much closer than it should be. I fully expect QB Justin Herbert to have another huge game against a lackluster Jaguars defense and walk out of this game with his first career win. If the Chargers find some way to mess this up again, then I will certainly be disappointed, but not surprised.

Seahawks 35-27 Cardinals

This newly-anointed primetime game features one of the more exciting QB matchups of the 2020 season thus far: Russell Wilson of the Seahawks vs. Kyler Murray of the Cardinals. Two guys who used to play baseball who have been entrusted to lead their franchises to glory. Russ obviously has already done that, and it looks like Kyler is on the right track. Both of these teams have looked pretty good this season, with Seattle being one of 3 unbeaten teams in the NFL, and with the Cards coming off of 2 blowout wins. It should be a very fun game in the desert, as it is seemingly every time these division rivals match up with each other. I like the Seahawks in a close one, simply because Russell Wilson has pulled complete magic every time he has been asked to lead his team to victory. He has done it week after week, and he’ll likely do it again on Sunday night. I wouldn’t sleep on Kyler and the Cards, however, as their offense has looked great this season, and their defense is really starting to come into their own. It should be a great matchup.

Bears 23-21 Rams

The Chicago Bears, who are perhaps the most shocking team in football this year, are getting another chance to prove their worth on primetime. They take on a Rams team that is coming off a primetime game of their own, but one in which they were taken care of quite handily by San Francisco. I like to stand by my philosophy of teams bouncing back in a big way after a bad loss, especially on primetime, but I believe in the Bears defense too much to stand by it this week. The Rams struggled to move the ball against a Niners D that was missing several key pieces. This Bears defense has been playing elite football all year long, and will likely put the Rams offense in a bind once again. The biggest question mark for me with Chicago is the offense, like it has been all year. But, they have proven week in and week out that they are more than capable of getting the job done. It’ll be very close and very tough, but I think the Bears come out of SoFi Stadium with another huge win and an improbable 6-1 record.

All stats taken from ESPN.

Post-Week 6 Power Rankings

Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans recap: Everything we know
Titans RB Derrick Henry put his team on his back with over 200 yards rushing and 2 touchdowns to propel Tennessee to a 5-0 record. (h/t Andrew Nelles, Tennessean.com)

Week 6 of the NFL season taught us a lot about many different teams. We got to learn more about certain contenders and a lot of pretenders. Let’s stack up these teams 1-32 like we do every week.

1 – Chiefs (5-1) 1

The Chiefs are back in a familiar ranking this week. Yes, there are 3 teams that don’t have a loss, and Kansas City is not one of them, but there’s still no doubt in my mind that this is the best team in the league. On a cold, rainy, ugly night in Orchard Park, they got the job done the old fashioned way: pound the ball on the ground, and let your QB pick apart the defense bit by bit. That’s what HC Andy Reid let QB Patrick Mahomes and RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire do on Monday evening, and it worked to perfection. When they are clicking, they are impossible to stop. Their defense also looked very sharp and improved after a rough previous outing, with S Juan Thornhill making plays all over the secondary. This team had a slip up a couple weeks ago against Vegas, but that is not the norm at all with them. They will be fine. One loss does not define a team, as I will get into more later with another top team.

2 – Titans (5-0) 2

There is a legitimate argument for this team to be at 1. They have looked like one of the most complete teams in all of football week in and week out, and all they do is win. HC Mike Vrabel has his team playing elite football, and it’s in large part thanks to the sensational play of QB Ryan Tannehill and RB Derrick Henry. Tannehill has thrown 4 TDs in each of his last 2 games and is 3rd in the league in passer rating at 113.5. Henry leads the league in rushing despite playing 1 less game than most players with 588. His 214 yards on Sunday were enough to carry his team to an incredible, clutch overtime victory against Houston. There isn’t much this team doesn’t do well. They could do a better job of getting after quarterbacks, but even if they don’t, their secondary has played decently well this year, led by CB Malcolm Butler. Next up for this squad is one of their two fellow unbeatens: the Pittsburgh Steelers. If they can win that game the way they’ve been winning lately, then we should seriously consider talking about this team’s chances to reach Tampa in February.

3 – Packers (4-1) 2

For the first time in 2020, the Packers slipped up. And it was embarrassing. After a fairly hot start in Tampa, including some Aaron Rodgers hip thrusts, Green Bay gave up 38 unanswered points and was ran out of the building. Like I said above, I will not judge a team based on one game. Yes, they played absolutely awfully, but I won’t punish them too much for it because I know how good they really are. I think they will be just fine. If not, then it’ll be a cause for concern, but one game isn’t enough to show us that. They have a very easy schedule, and will win many more games. This was probably their toughest game of the year, and they lost. It happens. They’ll be fine.

4 – Seahawks (5-0) 1

The Seahawks were off for the week, so there’s not much to get into with them. It came out today that they’ll be pursuing WR Antonio Brown, which is… questionable. If there’s anything this team doesn’t need, it’s a wide receiver. Tyler Lockett, D.K. Metcalf, David Moore, and others have been just fine. Maybe this team should get another good corner, or a pass rusher, so they can actually stop someone on defense. Regardless, this team will be fine and continue to win games as long as Russell Wilson is at QB. This week, they get a handful of a challenge in Kyler Murray’s Cardinals, a team that always gives them fits. I don’t expect Seattle to suffer their first loss, but anything can happen.

5 – Steelers (5-0) 1

Pittsburgh had one of the statement wins of 2020 thus far, and it was very impressive to see. Rookie WR Chase Claypool has emerged as an absolute star offensively, their run game is improving every week with RBs James Conner and Benny Snell putting up good numbers, and QB Ben Roethlisberger is having a spectacular start to his 17th season. The story of this team is their defense, as it has been for the whole year. They excel in every facet of their defense, with rushers like T.J. Watt, Bud Dupree, and Cam Heyward attacking passers, and DBs like Minkah Fitzpatrick making huge plays in the secondary. This is another very complete team like the ones above them, but I need to see them win more big games before bumping them higher. This week, they get a fellow 5-0 team in the Tennessee Titans. That game will be a great benchmark for both teams.

6 – Ravens (5-1) 1

Baltimore looked great for most of the game in Philadelphia, but their struggle to close out the game and shut the door on the Eagles concerns me a bit. There’s no denying the talent and great coaching that this team has, but if they can’t close out a team like Philly, then what will happen if they get into that situation against teams like Pittsburgh and Tennessee? We’ve already seen them lose to Kansas City. I have a feeling that this team is just gonna beat up on bad teams all year long and eventually get exposed against great teams. We’ll find out soon enough, as their upcoming opponents are as follows: Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, New England, Tennessee, and Pittsburgh again. It’s a very tough stretch that will teach us a lot about what this team is truly made of.

7 – Buccaneers (4-2) 2

Yes, the Bucs looked incredible on Sunday. Yes, I’ve been very high on this team all season long. I still am very high on this team, but I’m not gonna be super over-reactionary this week. They still need to prove a lot. I’m not surprised that they played a very inspired game on Sunday after an extremely uninspiring performance in their previous game against the Bears. Tom Brady does not lose back to back games very often. Every aspect of this team looked great against Green Bay, and it was the first time they played a truly complete game this season. If they continue to do that consistently, then there isn’t gonna be a lot standing between them and a Super Bowl berth. But I need to see it more often before I bump them up to the top of this list.

8 – Bears (5-1) 6

Like I said yesterday, I am done disrespecting this team. They are 5-1 for a reason. Their defense is one of the best in the league, and their offense is getting the job done against teams that are very solid defensively. QB Nick Foles isn’t anything special, but he is doing exactly what he needs to do to put his team in a position to win every week. WR Allen Robinson has been playing at a high level all year long, and RB David Montgomery has done nothing but produce in his second year. Their defense needs no introduction, as it as solid as ever led by their stars like LB Khalil Mack and DBs like Eddie Jackson. HC Matt Nagy has this team doing one thing: winning. And they’re doing it consistently against good teams. I’m excited to see them play more elite teams, because if they can win those games, then this team will go a lot farther than we might have expected.

9 – Saints (3-2) 3

The Saints were one of four teams who got the week off, so there’s not much to talk about with them. They welcome in the Carolina Panthers this week, who have had a better-than-expected season so far this year. New Orleans still might be without WR Michael Thomas this week, but they should be fine. They’re playing better football, despite having a porous secondary, and are trending in the right direction. If they drop this week’s game, then there will definitely be a lot of questions to be asked. But I don’t see that happening.

10 – Bills (4-2) 3

Buffalo lost their second game in two weeks, both of which coming to the top 2 teams in this week’s rankings. I don’t want to punish them too hard based on their opponents, but they simply did not look good in either game. They were outclassed by Tennessee and Kansas City, and quite frankly looked like they didn’t even belong on the same field as them. Most teams would go 0-2 in that stretch, but I’m not sure what to make of their back to back poor performances. This team will bounce back, but these last two games have to feel a bit demoralizing. QB Josh Allen needs to get back on track if he wants to stay confident and have this team winning like they were in September.

11 – Rams (4-2) 3

Another week, another loss for the Rams against a non-NFC East team. HC Sean McVay is now 0-4 against 49ers HC Kyle McVay, and Los Angeles, who has looked great against the worst division in football, put up another subpar performance against a real team. This team is very talented, but they are yet to show us anything really… substantive in 2020. I think that they’ll be fine, but they play in the toughest division in football by a longshot, and the schedule does not get any easier. If they continue to play the way they did last week, then it’ll be a long, uphill road for this team compete for a playoff spot.

12 – Raiders (3-2) 1

Las Vegas did not play this week, but are the beneficiary of teams above them losing, so they get temporarily bumped off. They got one of the biggest wins of the year two weeks ago in Kansas City, so it’ll be interesting to see if they can carry that momentum into their next few games. They get Tom Brady and the Bucs this week in primetime in what should be a great game that I cannot wait to watch.

13 – Colts (4-2) 2

Indianapolis looked like they were still on the team bus for the first 15 or so minutes on Sunday, but when they finally woke up, they were not going to be stopped. After falling behind 21-0 to the Bengals, the Colts ended the game on a 31-6 run. Once they tightened up on both sides of the ball, they were not losing that game. It’s a testament to HC Frank Reich’s coaching and the experience of this team. When they are down, they don’t give up. It’s one of the reasons I like this team so much. I can’t put them too high because of their loss to Cleveland, but this team will be up here for a while. They should be a playoff team in a couple of months.

14 – Cardinals (4-2) 3

Arizona continues to be streaky in 2020. 2 wins to open the year, 2 losses, and now 2 more wins. I’m still gonna keep them a peg down because they’ve beaten Joe Flacco and Andy Dalton in their last two games, but they sure have looked great doing it. The offense is back on track after a couple of down games, and their defense has stiffened up greatly, thanks to stellar play from S Budda Baker and others. QB Kyler Murray has also returned to form, and WR Christian Kirk is emerging as a star in their offense. Next up for the Cards is the rival Seahawks in their toughest game of 2020 so far. Perhaps the momentum of the last two games will propel them to a W, but I doubt it.

15 – Patriots (2-3) 4

One word: ugly. That is what the New England Patriots were on Sunday afternoon against Denver. QB Cam Newton and the offense looked absolutely putrid from start to finish. Both the run game and the passing game, which have looked pretty good through their first 4 games, were lifeless and stagnant against a Broncos defense that is definitely good, but nothing special. They are depleted at WR and their committee of RBs has refused to show up in a big way this year outside of one big game from Rex Burkehead. The Patriots defense did its job, not allowing a touchdown, so to lose the game is definitely a back breaker. The rest of the schedule is nothing easy, and this offense needs to figure itself out quickly if the Patriots want to keep up in a competitive AFC.

16 – 49ers (3-3) 3

The Niners got back on track with a resounding victory in a seemingly must-win game against Los Angeles. Had they lost and dropped to 2-4 in the league’s toughest division, it would’ve been a long road back to the playoff hunt. Now they sit comfortably at .500 and trending upwards as the schedule gets even tougher. I trust the experience and coaching of this team to carry them, but the question is: how far? I still feel like this team will be limited against the league’s best. They are starting to get healthy again, but their fully healthy squad couldn’t even beat Arizona. We’ll find out soon enough what this team truly is, but for now, I’ll keep them right in the middle of the pack.

17 – Browns (4-2) 7

Ok, I know what you’re thinking. “You being WAY too harsh to the Browns!” Maybe. But this team got flat out exposed. There is no other way to put it. Yes, they beat Indy in a good win in Week 5, but they racked up Mickey Mouse wins the rest of the year en route to their “impressive” 4-1 record going into Sunday’s game in Pittsburgh. We thought they were legit, and we found out that they aren’t very close. Many teams have the decency to put up fights and show up to their games against elite teams. The Browns did not. QB Baker Mayfield did that thing he always does where he folds under the brightest lights. He was never built for the moment in college or the pros, and he has proven that he still is not. We saw that in Week 1, and we saw it again on Sunday. After their loss to Baltimore, Cleveland was able to get by on asking Baker to do minimal work on the field and win on the backs of their stellar RBs, but without Nick Chubb in the lineup, they have to ask Baker to be a real QB. Spoiler alert: he can’t do that. Not against good teams at least. Cleveland will still win games this year, yes, but the next time they play an elite team, they’ll fold once again. It’s in their DNA.

18 – Dolphins (3-3)

Miami has now won 3 of their last 4 games, all of which coming in pretty impressive fashion. Even in their one loss, they put up a very good fight. Their recent success has been in large part due to the surprisingly great play of veteran QB Ryan Fitzpatrick, who has been one of the more pleasant surprises of 2020 so far. The defense has also stepped up in a big way, especially on Sunday, not allowing a single point to the Jets. Heading into the bye, I imagined this team would just regroup and keep on fighting towards a potential wild card spot. But they have made the decision to bench Fitzpatrick for rookie QB Tua Tagovailoa, who the Dolphins took with the 5th overall pick in this year’s draft. It’s a decision that was inevitable, but I’m not sure if anyone expected them to make it this early, especially with the way Fitz has been playing. I’m excited to see what the kid from Alabama has to offer, but I can’t help but feel perplexed, and honestly sad for Fitz. Let’s see if it pays off for Miami.

19 – Panthers (3-3) 3

Carolina’s three-game win streak was snapped on Sunday against a very good Bears team, so I didn’t want to punish them too much, but their ranking this week is simply a product of the movements of the teams around them. I still feel good about this team, as I very much believe in HC Matt Rhule and QB Teddy Bridgewater. RB Christian McCaffrey is also on the way back in just a matter of time. I think this team has many more games to win, but I’m not sure if they’re a playoff contender. The NFC is just too competitive.

20 – Chargers (1-4) 1

The Chargers were on a bye this week, which I’m sure their fans enjoyed since they didn’t have to see them blow another game. They have a very good chance to snap their 4-game skid (which should 100% be a 4-game win streak) this Sunday against Jacksonville, but I wouldn’t put it past this team to mess it up somehow.

21 – Cowboys (2-4) 1

Oh, brother. This team is baaaaaad. At least they had QB Dak Prescott to fall back on when their defense was porous. Now, they have Andy Dalton. And he does not look like the answer. Dalton had a very poor first start on Monday night, and it didn’t help that RB Ezekiel Elliott couldn’t hold onto the ball whatsoever. The defense also kept on playing like a JV unit, letting Kyler Murray, Kenyan Drake, and the Cardinals’ receivers have whatever they wanted all night long. This is a completely different offense with Dalton at the helm, and it is lifeless. You can’t help but feel like this team is completely dead without Prescott under center. If that’s the case, then this season is completely lost. But hey, at least they’re still in first place!

22 – Lions (2-3) 5

I always felt like this team was better than their record and performances thus far this season. Maybe they aren’t, but they certainly looked like it on Sunday in Jacksonville. It may have just been a product of playing the Jaguars, but this team looked very solid. They have been in many of their losses this year, so they could easily be above .500. QB Matt Stafford had a great day throwing to WR Kenny Golladay, and rookie RB D’Andre Swift had the best day of his young career. Their defense also looked very solid against a Jags offense that puts up a lot of yards. No, this team won’t be competing for anything anytime soon, but I’ll bump them up for the week because why the hell not?

23 – Texans (1-5)

The Texans did that thing they always do where they’re in position to win a game but then, because they’re the Houston Texans, blow it and take another devastating loss. Houston had everything going their way after coming back from an early double-digit deficit on Sunday, even after giving up big plays to the Titans. All they needed was a stop. And they couldn’t get one on back to back possessions to lose the game. So, the Texans, who I’ve given the benefit of the doubt to all year, lost another very winnable game. This team really should have more than just 1 win, but coaching and inability to perform in the clutch have them sitting at 1-5. I am officially sticking a fork in them. They are certainly better than the teams below them, but that doesn’t mean much anymore.

24 – Eagles (1-4-1)

By some grace of God, this team is just a half game out of first place in the NFC East. They have put up dud after dud this season, outside of one win in Santa Clara that was practically handed to them on a silver platter. Carson Wentz did play arguably his best game of the year on Sunday, and the Eagles almost came all the way back, but it wasn’t enough. This team is going to win the division in my opinion (which is the equivalent of beating toddlers in a race), but they need to start getting it together fast. They have a very important game tomorrow night against the Giants, and if they lose, then oh BOY they will be torn into next week.

25 – Falcons (1-5) 4

Atlanta pulled out their first W of the year in dominant fashion on Sunday in Minneapolis, much to the avail of me, someone whose team is now in much better position in the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™. I’ve been waiting for the Falcons to play a complete game without completely blowing it, and they finally did. This team should absolutely be .500 or better right now, so it was good to see them finally get in the win column. I’m not sure how much their fans liked it, but it was good for a team that is now looking to right the ship after the firing of HC Dan Quinn. I’m not sure how many more games this team will win this year, but I’m hoping it’s plenty.

26 – Vikings (1-5) 4

It is very easy to say that Minnesota has a Kirk Cousins problem, but I think it’s much more fitting to say that they have a whole team problem. Yes, their QB was horrid in the first half against the Falcons with 3 INTs, but it didn’t help that their defense was getting torn apart. When you fall behind by 23 points so early in the game, it becomes nearly impossible to get the run game going, which is exactly what Minnesota needs to win games. When RB Dalvin Cook isn’t a big part of the offense, the offense can’t do much. Yes, Cousins garbage time statpadded his way to a respectable statline, but there is no denying or ignoring how poor this team has been. It’s hard to see the $86 million man coming back after this season. With every passing week, it looks more and more like this once-Super Bowl contender is heading into rebuild mode.

27 – Broncos (2-3) 1

I will give credit to the Denver Broncos. They walked into Foxboro and did not stand down to the Patriots. Yes, their offense had a pretty bad game, but QB Drew Lock and company did what they needed to do to put their defense in a position to lock up a win by stopping the Pats offense, and that’s exactly what happened. It was a good win for a team that certainly needed the morale boost. That being said, I don’t expect to see much more of that from Denver. They are facing too many injuries, and they are in a division that is stacked to the brim with offense, unlike the New England team they just faced. This team will still be a bottom-tier squad in 2020.

28 – Bengals (1-4-1) 3

The Bengals are back to being the Bungles: embarrassing loss after embarrassing loss, blowing games and doing nothing to help their stellar rookie QB Joe Burrow. Cincy came out firing on Sunday to the tune of a 21-0 second quarter lead, but they were completely lifeless after that. Nobody expected anything out of this team, so it’s nothing shocking or depressing, but you can’t help but feel for Burrow right now. Luckily for him, this team will be in position to draft an elite offensive line talent in April. That will help this team greatly.

29 – Jaguars (1-5) 3

Now this is a team that has angered me. After 2 weeks this season, I had very high hopes for the Jaguars. They looked like an inspiring, talented young group of players, led by QB Gardner Minshew II. But week after week, they have proven to me that I was very, very wrong. This team is awful and very uninspired. For each of the last 3 weeks, they looked like they didn’t even want to be on the field. It’s only a matter of time before HC Doug Marrone is ran out of town, and that time cannot come soon enough. And although I like Minshew, I’m not sure if he’s the answer as a franchise QB. I think it’s time to enter the Jaguars into the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™.

30 – Giants (1-5) 1

Another formerly-winless team who got their first win of the year on Sunday. And thank God they did. They honestly should have gotten it two weeks ago in Arlington. Wrap your head around this: if they had won that game, the Giants would currently be in first place in the NFC East. Only in 2020. It was a good win for a Giants team that just looked like they wanted it more against Washington. Next up for them is a reeling Eagles team. If they win that game, and a few other things fall into place, the Giants will somehow find themselves in the playoff picture. Once again, only in 2020.

31 – Washington (1-5) 1

I… I really don’t want to talk about this team. They are a complete eye sore to watch. They are still dysfunctional from the top down. The coaching staff is an absolute disaster, especially offensively. QB Kyle Allen has done nothing to prove that he deserves to be the starting signal caller of this football team. HC Ron Rivera continues to send mixed signals about the way he leads this team and the way he expects his QBs to play. They continue to lose game after game in utterly embarrassing fashion. It is absolutely disgraceful and impossible to tolerate. Next up is an Andy Dalton-led Cowboys team, and yet this team will likely still find some way to lose in absolutely horrible fashion. In other words, the name might have changed, the coach might have changed, the “vIbE” might have changed, but this team has not changed one damn bit.

32 – Jets (0-6)

Once again, this one needs no explanation. The Jets are now the NFL’s lone winless team. Joe Flacco has started the last 2 games at QB and has looked horrible. The defense cannot do a thing to stop anybody. The offense cannot do anything even if they faced a college team. The unis are still awful. Oh, and Adam Gase is still employed. I’m sick of asking how things like this are possible, so I’ll just keep it at that for the week.

All stats taken from ESPN and Pro Football Reference.

Week 6 in Review

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers and his team had a long day in Green Bay’s first loss of the season on Sunday in Tampa Bay. (h/t Tori Richman, Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Week 6 of the NFL season played out much like the weeks that came before it: tons of offense, blown leads everywhere, and learning more and more about each team in the league. Let’s recap what happened in the 14 games this week.

Titans 42-36 Texans

What a doozy this game was down the stretch in Nashville. This game had everything: big time players making big time plays, incredible individual performances, blown leads, clutch plays, and a walk-off touchdown. Let’s start with the losing side, led by Deshaun Watson, who was masterful. The Texans QB completed 28 of his 37 attempts for 335 yards and 4 TDs, with WR Will Fuller V accounting for 123 of those yards and a score. Even after falling into a 14 point hole, Watson led Houston back on drive after drive to help them claim a lead in the second half. All 4 of his touchdowns went to 4 different receivers, as the Titans defense had no answers. Tennessee’s offense had all the answers, however, as QB Ryan Tannehill and RB Derrick Henry both played a spectacular game once again. Tannehill threw for 364 yards and 4 TDs on 73% completion, and Henry ran for 212 yards and 2 TDs on 22 carries, including a remarkable 94 yard sprint int he 4th quarter. Henry became just the 3rd player in NFL history to run for 200+ yards in 3 games. These teams went back and forth in the 4th quarter, with the Texans taking a 1 point lead on a 53 yard dime to Will Fuller V after the aforementioned Henry touchdown run. After a poor interception thrown by Tannehill, the Texans reached the endzone again with 1:50 left on a Brandin Cooks TD catch. Houston went for 2 to put the game out of reach, but was stopped, making it a 36-29 game. Ryan Tannehill led his team all the way down the field, and threw a perfect ball to WR A.J. Brown in the endzone for the game-tying touchdown with just 4 seconds left. The Titans won the toss in OT, marched the ball all the way down the field, and Derrick Henry ran in the game-winning touchdown from 5 yards out. It was a tough loss for the Texans, who now drop to 1-5 on the year. The loss re-sparked the conversation about the NFL’s overtime rules, and how it only seems fair that both teams should get the ball in the extra period. I don’t disagree at all, but that shouldn’t undermine how impressive the win was for the Titans. They are now one of only 3 undefeated teams left in the NFL at 5-0, and really look like one of the league’s best teams. They play exceptionally well in almost every facet of the game, and they have been putting it to opponents. Derrick Henry is making a case for being the best RB in football, and Ryan Tannehill is playing the best football of his life. This was an amazing game from start to finish, and it’s a shame that one team had to walk away with a loss.

Colts 31-27 Bengals

Speaking of blown leads, the Cincinnati Bengals played football on Sunday. Cincy came out firing on all cylinders on both sides of the ball, absolutely dominating the Colts for over a quarter to the tune of an early 21-0 lead. QB Joe Burrow was on fire, throwing dime after dime, often connecting with fellow rookie, WR Tee Higgins. Indianapolis finally woke up after falling behind 3 scores, scoring 3 2nd quarter touchdowns, and ended up only down 3 at halftime. It was all Colts from there on out, as their defense stiffened up and locked up the Bengals offense for almost the entire second half. Thanks to an incredible TD grab by TE Jack Doyle, a late field goal, and an insurance INT of Joe Burrow, the Colts walked away with the win. It was a testament to how tough this team is, bouncing back from a bad loss last week and an awful start in the game itself. QB Philip Rivers finished with an impressive statline of 371 yards and 3 touchdowns. Burrow didn’t have a bad game either with 313 yards of his own, but it wasn’t enough. Once again, the #1 overall pick played well, but it wasn’t enough. That’s a trend that we can only hope doesn’t continue for too long in Cincinnati.

Falcons 40-23 Vikings

Congratulations to the Atlanta Falcons for getting their first win of 2020 and making the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™ a much, much tighter race. The Falcons continued the trend of winning games after firing a head coach, which has seemingly never failed in recent memory. This was quite the domination by Atlanta, who jumped out to a 23-0 lead and never looked back. How thankful do Falcons fans have to be that they didn’t blow this? It was a very impressive game from two Falcons in particular: QB Matt Ryan and WR Julio Jones. Falcons fans have been waiting for Julio to return to the Julio Jones of old, and he certainly looked like it on Sunday in Minnesota. Ryan and Jones linked up 8 times for 137 yards and 2 TDs on some impressive plays by both of them. Minnesota QB Kirk Cousins got off to a horrid start with 3 first half interceptions en route to a scoreless first 30 minutes. He ended up statpadding his way back to a seemingly respectable statline at the end of the game, but we all know that’s because of the way the Falcons play once getting up big. There is one Viking I don’t want to take away from, and that is rookie WR Justin Jefferson. After a down week last Sunday in Seattle, Jefferson bounced back in a big way with 166 yards and 2 TDs on 9 catches. My fantasy team thanks you, JJets. Both of these teams walked out of US Bank Stadium at 1-5. The Falcons should feel good with the burden of Dan Quinn off their shoulders, but the Vikings have to be asking themselves questions about where to go from here. This is a talented team, but they have refused to step up this season. They can’t get it done in the clutch, and if their games aren’t close, they’re the ones getting blown out. Kirk Cousins now has two 3 interception games this season, and is tied for the lead league in INTs, which is inexcusable. When his contract is up after this year, it’s hard to believe he’ll be back in Minnesota.

Broncos 18-12 Patriots

This was a snoozefest. There is no other way to put it. Both of these offenses struggled all game long, and we only had one touchdown in 60 minutes of play. The Broncos field goal-ed their way to victory behind 6 FGs from Brandon McManus. The Patriots almost mounted a late comeback behind a touchdown run from QB Cam Newton and a gift interception from Broncos QB Drew Lock, but Newton was picked off by the Denver defense to put the game to bed. And, in the words of Jedi Master Yoda, “not short enough it was.” This game was a complete eye sore, but it did reveal a lot about both teams. Denver finally got their starting QB Drew Lock back, and he led his team to victory in his first start back, despite a plethora of injuries across the board on offense. The Broncos have had quarterback questions, but there’s no doubt that Lock is a solid starter that can lead this team, especially when their healthy. For New England, this was a headscratching performance offensively. The defense did its job, but the offense could not move the ball for almost the whole game. Newton looked lethargic, the run game was stagnant, and the passing game was virtually nonexistent. The team is now 2-3 and struggling on the offensive side of the ball more than ever, even after a week off. They need to figure things out fast if they want to compete against a division that, outside of the Jets, is actually pretty good.

Giants 20-19 Washington

Sigh. Speaking of snoozefests, we had our first Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™ Bowl of 2020 in East Rutherford on Sunday. The Giants got off to a relatively hot start with a 10-0 first quarter lead, including a dime of a touchdown throw to Darius Slayton by QB Daniel Jones. Jones even had a shocking 60 yard run in which he left the Washington defense in the dust with some of that “sneaky athleticism”. It took Washington a much longer time to get going, as they didn’t reach the endzone until there was 13 seconds left in the first half. But, they finally did on a very nice throw from QB Kyle Allen to TE Logan Thomas. For the rest of the game, both offenses struggled to move the ball, plagued by turnovers and poor play. In a 13-13 game with less than 4 minutes to play, Kyle Allen was trying to lead a game-winning drive, but ended up fumbling the ball on a strip sack, leading to a Giants recovery and touchdown return. It was seemingly flattening for Washington, but they didn’t give up just yet. Allen brought his team right back down the field, and with just 22 seconds left, found WR Cam Sims on a great pass into the corner of the endzone for a touchdown. Instead of electing to tie the game with an extra point, HC Ron Rivera told his offense to go for 2 and the win. After running around, searching for an open receiver, Kyle Allen threw an incomplete pass to end the game and secure the first win of the Giants season, and the fifth consecutive Washington loss. Although Kyle Allen looked good at times, it was an overall poor game from the newly appointed starting QB. It didn’t help that the rest of his offense didn’t show up for most of the game. The Giants and QB Daniel Jones were not much better, as they were outgained by almost 100 yards, despite coming out with the win. The Washington defense looked improved, but the Giants will make any defense look good. Washington is now in last place in the division, and is a new emerging contender in the Trevor Lawerence Sweepstakes™. Even with a very easy upcoming schedule, you can only feel like this team is not built to win many games for the rest of the year.

Ravens 30-28 Eagles

The final score of this game should not fool you. The Ravens, despite letting up a bit at the end of the game, dominated this game for most of the way on Sunday. Baltimore’s offense controlled the tempo for all but 7 minutes of the game, with QB Lamar Jackson doing his thing both throwing and running the ball. Jackson had 186 yards passing and 108 yards rushing with 2 total touchdowns. It took Philadelphia a while to get going, as they were scoreless for the first 38 minutes of the game. The Eagles got on the board thanks to a long run by RB Miles Sanders, who fumbled the ball close to the goal line, but it was recovered by WR J.J. Arcega-Whiteside for a touchdown. Down 30-14 with less than 4 minutes left, the Eagles reached the endzone twice, but missed the 2nd of two 2-point conversions and fell just short. QB Carson Wentz played well in the comeback effort, throwing for 213 yards and 2 TDs, but the most impressive stat was having 0 interceptions. It was the first game without a pick for Wentz this season, who has been plagued by that this whole year. The Eagles are now 1-4-1, but still just a half game out of first place in the pile of trash that we call the NFC East. This was the 3rd consecutive win for Baltimore who is getting back into their groove. The Ravens are back to looking like one of the league’s best teams, but I’d still like to see them be more productive in the passing game. Until they do that, I’m not sure if I like them to beat the other elite teams in the AFC.

Steelers 38-7 Browns

If you want the textbook definition of a statement victory, this is it. Yes, the Steelers have historically owned the Browns, but this Cleveland team felt different. They came into this game at 4-1 and feeling great about themselves. The Steelers came in at 4-0, but still being disrespected by the media thanks to their opponents poor records. But after this game, they left nothing up to question anymore. From the jump, this was a Pittsburgh domination. The Steelers jumped out to a 24-0 lead behind a pick 6 of Browns QB Baker Mayfield and back to back impressive second quarter touchdown drives. They never looked back, locking up the Browns offense for the whole game, including another interception, and making their mark in the AFC with a blowout victory. It was a very tough reality check for a Browns team that had looked so impressive in the last month or so. QB Baker Mayfield had an awful game, as he has tended to do so often in his time in Cleveland. I don’t think it’s time to panic at all, but I certainly do not think that Baker Mayfield is the long term answer at QB in Cleveland. Perhaps he can get it done for the time being, but if the Browns keep getting embarrassed like this in big games, and he continues to play poorly in those games, then it will eventually be time to move off of him.

Bears 23-16 Panthers

Ok, ok, fine. I’ll stop disrespecting the Chicago Bears. If there’s anything we knew about this team, it’s that their defense is fantastic. On Sunday, they reiterated that in a big way. Chicago’s D kept the Panthers in check for most of the game and forced 3 turnovers, including 2 interceptions of Carolina QB Teddy Bridgewater. The offense did what it needed to do, as it has so many times this season, as they scored efficiently and led by as many as 14 points in the 4th quarter. The Panthers tried to make it a game at the end, but the Bears defense simply did not let up. Chicago isn’t the most flashy team, they’re not exciting and won’t make it on SportsCenter Top 10, but all they have done is win. HC Matt Nagy has done a fantastic job with his team, and it seems that the move to start Nick Foles at QB is paying off, as he has led his team to back to back wins against some very good teams. Chicago now sits atop the NFC North thanks to a certain dud performance by the Packers, and look poised as ever to keep on winning. I can’t wait to see what they have in store for the rest of the year.

Lions 34-16 Jaguars

What a game for the Lions offense. Detroit controlled this game for all 60 minutes on Sunday in Jacksonville thanks to some big performances by some of their stars. WR Kenny Golladay had 4 catches for 105 yards, and rookie RB D’Andre Swift had his fingerprints all over the game with 116 yards rushing and 2 TDs. It was a rough game for the Jaguars, who couldn’t muster much offensively once again. Their leading rusher was RB James Robinson with just 29 yards. WR Keelan Cole had himself a nice game with 143 yards on 6 catches, but that was about it for Jacksonville. They looked lifeless the whole game, just as they have for the last month or so. We can officially stick a fork in this team that looked so promising early in the year. I was a believer in QB Gardner Minshew II, but now I’m not sure if he can get the job done. He does put up numbers, but I’m not entirely sure if he’s a franchise QB. The Jags are on the fringe of the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™, but don’t be surprised if they’re fully in it in a few weeks.

Dolphins 24-0 Jets

Ah yes, the New York Jets. What a team. What a ride. It took 6 weeks in a season with record-setting offense, but we had our first shutout of 2020. And of course it was the Jets. Led by backup QB Joe Flacco once again, they did absolutely nothing offensively. Literally nothing… to the tune of a goose egg on the scoreboard. The Dolphins, who have looked very impressive in the last couple of weeks, dominated this game and made it look like New York didn’t even belong on the field. If we’re being completely honest, they didn’t. This team is still a mess. Without Sam Darnold, they are impossible to watch. I still don’t know how Adam Gase is employed. But alas, it makes for good content, so I’m here for it. The Dolphins finally got to see their #5 overall pick QB Tua Tagovailoa in action with a couple of minutes left for a couple checkdowns and handoffs, but you could sense that he brought a new level of excitement and energy to an already talented and inspired roster. Apparently, HC Brian Flores liked what he saw so much that he has made the decision to name Tua the starter (more on that tomorrow). It’s an exciting time for the Dolphins. As for the Jets, they are still in the lead in the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™, and with the Giants and Falcons winning on Sunday, they are now the lone winless team in the NFL. I don’t expect that to change any time soon.

Buccaneers 38-10 Packers

Another resounding, statement victory. Everybody was so excited to see this matchup, and for good reason. Both of these teams are elite contenders led by two of the greatest QBs of all time. But what we got was a coaching and overall team performance virtuoso by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Yes, the Packers jumped out to a 10-0 first quarter lead thanks to some great drives led by QB Aaron Rodgers, including his… questionable hip thrusts. But the Bucs’ second quarter was one of the more dominant periods you’ll ever see from a team. CB Jamel Dean picked off Rodgers and returned it down the sideline for 6, followed by another interception off of a deflection to set up another touchdown, this time for RB Ronald Jones II. Later in the quarter, rookie WR Tyler Johnson caught a short touchdown from QB Tom Brady, and at the end of the quarter, Brady found his old friend, TE Rob Gronkowski for the fourth touchdown of the period. It was Gronk’s first touchdown of the season, and the 91st touchdown he has caught from Tom Brady. From there, the game was never in doubt, as the Packers couldn’t even muster another point. 10 3rd quarter points later, and the game was all but over. With their spectacular defense making life hell for Rodgers, and their offense clicking and firing on all cylinders, the Bucs finished the game scoring 38 unanswered points and completely shutting down Green Bay, handing them their first loss of 2020. I knew that Tampa was good, but I did not expect this at all. The Packers looked like a completely different team than they had been in their previous 4 games, and I’m sure they’re gonna take a long, hard look at themselves this week in preparation for their next game. Perhaps Green Bay is not as formidable as we thought. Or perhaps Tampa Bay is even better than we imagined.

49ers 24-16 Rams

Sunday night’s NFC West showdown was pretty fun, but I wanna start by saying that the best part of the game was the uni matchup. I’m in the minority that loves the new Rams getups, and the 49ers throwbacks are some of the best unis in football. So when those two are combined, I am very pleased. The game itself was very interesting as well, as San Francisco honestly dominated for almost the whole game. Their defense bounced back in a huge way after an embarrassing performance last Sunday, holding the Rams to just 9 points in the first 56+ minutes of the game. The offense did its job as well, as they played a very efficient first half. QB Jimmy Garoppolo had himself a night with 268 yards and 3 TDs on 70% completion after playing the worst game of his life last week. It was a fairly uneventful second half, but the Niners held off a late comeback attempt by the Rams to hold on and get back to .500. Kyle Shanahan is now 4-0 as a head coach against Sean McVay, who seemingly has no answers against the 49ers. The Rams are now winless this season against non-NFC East teams, but I’m sure they’ll be fine. They lost to a Niners team that was playing with complete and utter urgency, and were simply outplayed. This division just keeps on getting more and more juicy, as all 4 teams are .500 or above. Can they all play each other very week please?

Chiefs 26-17 Bills

This one was pretty ugly for the most part. Monday afternoon’s game was played in a complete downpour, but it didn’t stop the Chiefs from doing big things through the air. QB Patrick Mahomes played another brilliant, efficient game. They didn’t ask him to make any huge plays because he didn’t need to, but when his number was called, he delivered. Mahomes threw for 225 yards and 2 TDs on a brilliant 81% completion. The real bread and butter in the game for KC was the run game. Rookie RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire ran for 161 yards on a whopping 26 carries, and he is now 2nd in the league in rushing. The gameplan was very similar to the one the Chiefs had against Houston on opening night: pick the defense apart, throw the ball efficiently, and gash the opposition on the ground. When Kansas City is playing like that, I’m not really sure who can stop them. For Buffalo, it was a slow, sluggish game, and they could never really get going offensively past the second quarter. QB Josh Allen didn’t seem to handle the conditions very well, but still delivered some good throws, including a dime on a touchdown to WR Stefon Diggs. But outside of that, it was a slow day at the office for the Bills. They only racked up 206 yards offensively, and they only scored 7 second half points. Allen finished with 122 yards and a pick, but also threw for 2 TDs. The Bills have now put up complete duds in back to back weeks against 2 of the NFL’s best teams, so I’m not sure what to make of them just yet. Are they a fringe contender that isn’t good enough to beat the best? Or were they tricking us the whole time? We’ll find out soon enough.

Cardinals 38-10 Cowboys

The Andy Dalton era could not have gotten off to a worse start in Dallas. Both teams got off to a slow start on Monday night, but the second quarter was an offensive explosion by the Cardinals. It helped that Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott could not have held onto the ball even if you paid him to (which they quite literally are). Zeke fumbled the ball twice on consecutive drives, with each turnover leading to a touchdown for Arizona. He now has 3 lost fumbles on the year, which is absolutely inexcusable for somebody being paid $90 million and being asked to shoulder the load offensively for a team that is now without their star QB. On the next drive for Arizona, QB Kyler Murray unloaded an absolute beauty of a deep shot to WR Christian Kirk, who sprinted past every resident in Texas en route to an 80 yard touchdown. In only 8 minutes, the Cards found themselves up 21-0, and they never looked back. They even went up 28-3 in the 3rd, but unlike the other red bird team in the NFL, they continued to dominate. Their defense also showed up big time, led by S Budda Baker, who had his hands all over the game. Baker accounted for one of two interceptions thrown by Cowboys QB Andy Dalton, who struggled from start to finish. Outside of a garbage time touchdown, Dalton was horrendous, missing easy throws and getting absolutely dismantled by the Cardinals defense. It could be the product of his first start in a very long time, facing an elite defense, and not getting any favors from his RB or his porous defense, or it could just be Dalton not being the short term answer at QB that Dallas needs. Next up for them is another good defense in Washington, but if they cannot beat that team, then it is certainly panic time in Dallas. Such a shame for a team that looked like it had such a bright future. Arizona is now 4-2 and sitting nicely at 2nd place in the NFL’s best division, the NFC West. If they can continue stringing together some wins, especially against division opponents, then they can continue gaining some playoff traction. Next up for them is Russell Wilson and the Seahawks. Let’s see what this team is truly made of.

All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 6 Picks

Another week, another slate of games to predict. Hopefully this week’s games don’t get hit by COVID waves like a week ago. I went a very solid 10-4 last week, bringing my total to 30-14-1 on the year. Not bad at all. Let’s get into my picks for Week 6. (Disclaimer: because it’s so late and this is honestly last minute, I won’t be writing excerpts on each game. I’ll go back to doing that next week. Sorry!)

Titans 31-20 Texans

Colts 24-13 Bengals

Vikings 34-30 Falcons

Patriots 30-14 Broncos

Giants 24-16 Washington

The first Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™ Bowl of 2020. I hope we leave with a favorable result.

Ravens 35-20 Eagles

Steelers 27-26 Browns

Big Ben has never lost to Cleveland at home. This will likely be his biggest scare yet, but I doubt it’ll be enough. Should be a great game.

Panthers 21-18 Bears

Jaguars 31-28 Lions

Dolphins 34-17 Jets

Packers 27-24 Buccaneers

Early game of the year candidate on paper. I cannot wait to watch it unfold. I like the Pack to pull it out late, but don’t be surprised if Tom Brady pulls through like he does so often. Counter-intuitively, the keys to this game are these teams’ defenses. Keep an eye out for them.

Rams 28-20 49ers

Chiefs 34-30 Bills

Another spectacular game on paper. Should be a blast with a lot of points. Whatever the over is, take it.

Cardinals 26-21 Cowboys

It would not surprise me at all if the Cowboys pull out a win on Monday night. Do not sleep on Andy Dalton as a starting QB. He might shock you.

Post-Week 5 Power Rankings

Green Bay Packers: 5 Trade targets at the 2020 NFL trade deadline
Even in a bye week, the Green Bay Packers gained positioning on other NFL contenders to jump to this week’s #1 spot. (h/t Dylan Buell, Getty Images)

Sorry for the delay. It’s been a busy week! I figured I’d pump this out real quick so I cover the basis for this week. I don’t wanna leave y’all hanging! So, let’s stack up the NFL 1-32 with mere hours to go before Week 6. (Disclaimer: because it’s so late and this is honestly last minute, I won’t be writing excerpts on each team. I’ll go back to doing that next week. Sorry!)

1 – Packers (4-0) 1

2 – Chiefs (4-1) 1

3 – Seahawks (5-0)

4 – Titans (4-0) 4

5 – Ravens (4-1) 1

6 – Steelers (4-0) 1

7 – Bills (4-0) 3

8 – Rams (4-1) 1

9 – Buccaneers (3-2) 4

10 – Browns (4-1) 2

11 – Patriots (2-2) 1

12 – Saints (3-2) 1

13 – Raiders (3-2) 2

14 – Bears (4-1) 3

15 – Colts (3-2) 2

16 – Panthers (3-2) 2

17 – Cardinals (3-2) 1

18 – Dolphins (2-3) 4

19 – 49ers (2-3) 5

20 – Cowboys (2-3) 2

21 – Chargers (1-4) 2

22 – Vikings (1-4) 2

23 – Texans (1-4) 2

24 – Eagles (1-3-1)

25 – Bengals (1-3-1) 2

26 – Jaguars (1-4) 1

27 – Lions (1-3) 1

28 – Broncos (1-3) 1

29 – Falcons (0-5) 3

30 – Washington (1-4)

31 – Giants (0-5)

32 – Jets (0-5)

Week 5 in Review

NFL Week 5 recap: Seahawks squeak by Vikings, Falcons clean house, Dak  injured – The Athletic
Seahawks WR D.K. Metcalf caught 2 TDs in a win over the Vikings, including the game-winner on 4th and goal with 15 seconds left. (h/t Abbie Parr, Getty Images)

The 2020 NFL season is continuing to deliver. Week 5 was filled with incredible highs and heartbreaking lows. Let’s break down one of the wildest weeks in recent memory.

Bears 20-19 Buccaneers

For the first time in… history, perhaps, Tom Brady had a complete lapse on the football field. The Bucs QB not knowing it was 4th down on the game’s deciding play was the culmination of a night filled with mistakes, anger, and poor play from Tampa Bay. The Bucs got off to a 13-0 start, but two TDs in the last 2 minutes of the first half from Chicago (thanks to a questionable fumble call) put the Bears right back in it. The second half was fairly back and forth as the game became a battle of field goals. Tampa’s offense looked very sluggish in the absence of WR Chris Godwin and RB Leonard Fournette, and the offensive line looked overwhelmed by a fantastic Bears front. Star LB Khalil Mack had his way with the Bucs’ tackles, much to the dismay of Tom Brady, who was barking at his offensive linemen all night long. The Bears offense and QB Nick Foles did what they needed to do when it mattered most, leading to the game-winning field goal from Cairo Santos with 73 seconds left. It was an ugly game for both sides, but it showed us a lot about these teams, especially as they head into some tough upcoming games. I’ll get into that more tomorrow.

Panthers 23-16 Falcons

The Atlanta Falcons are finally cleaning house. After their 5th loss in 5 tries, both HC Dan Quinn and GM Thomas Dimitroff were fired. It was a move that was a long time coming as the Falcons have never been able to get their franchise back on track after 28-3. Outside of an early touchdown, it felt like Atlanta was never truly in this game, as the Panthers controlled the tempo from start to finish thanks to more great play from their offense, led by QB Teddy Bridgewater. Behind 313 yards passing and 2 touchdowns, the Panthers cruised to a close, but seemingly easy win in Atlanta. The Panthers are now on a 3 game win streak, despite being without RB Christian McCaffrey in each of those games. It has been a very impressive stretch that is a testament to the coaching of HC Matt Rhule and experience of this offense, which has come together quite nicely. The Falcons now turn to Raheem Morris as interim HC for the rest of 2020 as they try to right the ship. Or, perhaps Atlanta will tank for a QB in this year’s draft. It’s safe to say that they are firmly in the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™ as one of the league’s 3 winless teams.

Raiders 40-32 Chiefs

For the first time in his career, Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes has lost a game by more than 7 points. The Raiders walked into Arrowhead on Sunday and put on an offensive clinic. The game was a shootout from the jump, as both teams traded big play after big play en route to a 24-24 halftime score. After a scoreless 3rd quarter, the Raiders came out firing in the 4th, scoring 16 unanswered to all but ice the game. They were helped out by Mahomes throwing his first interception of the season to S Jeff Heath, who almost returned it for 6. Kansas City almost mounted an improbable comeback, but the Raiders run game picked up huge first downs to put the game away late. In the end, QB Derek Carr threw for 347 yards and 3 touchdowns, including a 72 yard bomb to 2020 1st round pick WR Henry Ruggs III. RB Josh Jacobs also added 77 yards and 2 TDs of his own. This was a return trip to Earth for the Chiefs, who had won their previous 13 games dating back to last year, including the playoffs. These are the Kansas City Chiefs, so they will be fine, but this defense did not look good at all, and the offense was struggling mightily for almost the whole second half. Meanwhile, the enigma that is the Las Vegas Raiders finally got their signature win under HC Jon Gruden. If they can keep the momentum from this game going forward this season, then the silver and black will be right in the thick of the AFC playoff race.

Cardinals 30-10 Jets

Not much to talk about here. New York Jets very bad. Adam Gase very bad. Joe Flacco very bad. The Cardinals got back on track, as I predicted, and got good performances out of all their star players. QB Kyler Murray had another good game that was not in vain as he threw for 380 yards and a score to WR DeAndre Hopkins, who had 131 yards of his own. The Jets never had a chance in this game, as their abysmal offense could barely move at all. Perhaps they could have done more had QB Sam Darnold played, but I seriously doubt it. This is the worst team in football by a wiiiiiiiide margin, and they are seemingly getting worse by the week. Now there are talks of RB Le’Veon Bell being traded, which I’m sure Bell is dying for. The team is terrible, the culture is terrible, the coaching is terrible, and the fans are miserable. They’re probably dreaming of Trevor Lawrence more than they’re dreaming for a win.

Steelers 38-29 Eagles

The Keystone State battle did not disappoint. There is a ton of stuff to get into from this game. Let’s start with the losing side, who put up a much better fight than I anticipated. The Eagles were often down but never out on Sunday. Each time Pittsburgh retook the lead, they were met with resistance from the Birds. RB Miles Sanders had a somewhat weird game with 80 yards and 2 TDs, with 74 of those yards and 1 of those touchdowns coming on a 74 yard touchdown in the 1st quarter. QB Carson Wentz had another one of those Carson Wentz games where he played just well enough to keep his team in the game, but still made mistakes that ended up costing his team the game. He had 2 more interceptions, with one of them leading to a Steelers touchdown that gave them a very comfortable cushion. He still threw for 258 yards and 2 touchdowns, with the once no-name WR Travis Fulgham catching 10 balls for 152 yards and a score, but it was not enough. The Steelers were too much to handle on offense, as rookie WR Chase Claypool caught 7 passes for 110 yards and 3 touchdowns, in addition to scoring another TD on the ground. QB Ben Roethlisberger had himself a game with 239 yards and 3 TDs on 80% completion. Pittsburgh’s offense, which was a major question mark for me, finally showed up to play, but their defense looked a bit suspect against a team that had no business moving the ball as well as they did. They still showed up when they needed to, but it was questionable. The Steelers are now 4-0, bit their opponents are an abysmal combined 3-15-1. Their next 2 games are against Cleveland and Baltimore. It’s time to see if this team is truly a contender or a team that beats up on the league’s worst.

Rams 30-10 Washington

It’s official: Dwayne Haskins was not the problem. The Washington Football Team finished Sunday’s contest with 108 total yards, the 3rd lowest mark in a game in 50 years. The coaching staff, especially OC Scott Turner, is that bad. QB Kyle Allen made his first start for Washington and, quite predictably, the offense looked horrible. Allen did lead a 1st quarter TD drive that was capped with an impressive TD run, but that was about it. The story of the game was Allen being knocked out of the game with a shoulder injury after a big hit from Rams CB Jalen Ramsey, allowing Alex Smith to enter the game at QB. It was Smith’s first action since his gruesome leg injury 693 days beforehand. It was absolutely incredible to see him back on a football field, and it is a testament to how hard of a worker and how much of a fighter he is. I wasn’t the biggest fan of him as our QB, but I love him for who he is and how he never gives up. I am so happy that he was back out there, and even happier that his family got to see it live. That being said, I was holding my breath on every play. It doesn’t help at all that his offensive line decided they didn’t want to play, allowing Smith to be sacked 6 times. The team gave up a total of 8 sacks on the day in an absolutely shambolic performance by both the offense and the defense. But Dwayne Haskins was the problem. Sure. On the other side of the ball, the Rams offense looked pretty good, as it has so many times this season. They weren’t met with much resistance from the Washington defense, but I will still give them credit. QB Jared Goff had a nice, efficient game, outside of a poor interception to Washington CB Kendall Fuller. LA’s defense dominated the game for 4 quarters to help keep the game locked for the Rams. The game ended up being ugly in the second half thanks to a downpour of rain, but it was never in doubt. Rams HC Sean McVay returned to Landover and stuck it to his old team with authority, because as he knows all too well, the Washington Football Team is far too predictable.

Ravens 27-3 Bengals

We need to get Joe Burrow an offensive line for the greater good. The Bengals rookie QB was getting battered for 60 minutes on Sunday thanks to his offensive line continuing to play like the worst in football. Burrow was sacked 7 times, and the offense could not do a thing. The Bengals were scoreless for the first 59 minutes and 28 seconds of this game for crying out loud. Cincinnati better start drafting some tackles if they want to protect Burrow, otherwise he’s in for a long career with the Bengals. Sunday’s performance was a masterful one by the Ravens defense, which is getting back into a groove. They locked up the Bengals offense all game long, including a 53 yard fumble return TD by rookie LB Patrick Queen. The Baltimore offense did its job as well, despite only 180 passing yards from QB Lamar Jackson. This team’s passing offense is arguably its biggest concern, but if the defense can keep playing at this level, then it might not matter.

Texans 30-14 Jaguars

As I predicted, the first game without Bill O’Brien was a win for the Houston Texans. Good for them, and interim HC Romeo Crennel, who became the oldest man to ever be a HC on Sunday. Houston was in control for a large majority of the game, despite a decent outing by the Jacksonville offense. QB Gardner Minshew II had another 300 yard game with 301 and added 2 TDs. But Jacksonville could not overcome two things: the Texans passing game, and themselves. QB Deshaun Watson threw for 359 yards and 3 TDs, with 161 yards and a score going to WR Brandin Cooks. RB David Johnson also had a nice game on the ground with 96 yards on 17 carries. But more importantly, the Jaguars couldn’t get out of their own way. On an imperative 4th down late in the game, with a chance to get back into it, Jacksonville called a ridiculous trick play in which they snapped the ball directly to RB James Robinson, who fumbled the football and turned it over. I’m not sure if HC Doug Marrone or OC Jay Gruden was responsible for that, but regardless, it was inexcusable, and it costed the Jags a shot at coming back. Jacksonville has now lost their last 4 games, and coaching has been a large factor in all 4. Perhaps they should follow in the Texans’ footsteps.

Dolphins 43-17 49ers

This one was… shocking. The Dolphins absolutely boatraced the 49ers all afternoon long on Sunday in one of the more unexpected outcomes of 2020 so far. Miami came out of the gate firing and didn’t look back for a second, leading by 14 at the end of the 1st quarter, 23 at the end of the 2nd, and winning by 26. The offense looked fantastic as QB Ryan Fitzpatrick put together another impressive performance with 350 yards and 3 touchdowns on 78.5% completion. They got whatever they wanted against a 49ers defense that played absolutely awful football. But as bad as San Francisco’s defense was, it was not nearly as bad as their offense. QB Jimmy Garoppolo played perhaps the worst game of his life with 77 yards, 2 REALLY bad INTs and 0 TDs on 7/17 passing for a whopping 15.7 passer rating. Jimmy G ended up getting benched for C.J. Beathard, who played a much better game, although it didn’t end up meaning anything. The Niners struggles are still going strong against teams not from New York, and it appears as though it might be time to make some decisions. If Garoppolo continues to play poorly and not perform like the QB that took this team to the Super Bowl just one year ago, and that this team is paying over $100 million dollars, then it might be time to move on.

Browns 32-23 Colts

Perhaps the best game on paper in Week 5 did not disappoint. It was a fun, classic feeling game on Sunday afternoon in Cleveland. I felt that the Indianapolis defense would keep them in this game, but the Browns’ overpowering offense was the story in this game. Thanks to a great first half, the Browns were in control for a large majority of the game, despite a couple of interceptions from QB Baker Mayfield. Even the Cleveland defense showed up in a big way, picking off Colts QB Philip Rivers for a touchdown in the 3rd quarter, forcing a safety, and only allowing one offensive touchdown. We already know that the Colts offense is a bit sluggish thanks to the lack of ability that Rivers brings to the table, but Sunday showed us that this team could be so much more dangerous with a better QB. They had so many drives that ended up deep in Browns territory, but ended with 3 points due to the lack of ability to move the ball any further. The defense also played its worst game of the year, but I truly think that says more about the Cleveland offense, which has cemented itself as one of the league’s best. If this game did anything, it’s that it furthered the narratives that we already had on these teams.

Cowboys 37-34 Giants

This was a spectacular game in Arlington on Sunday which was unfortunately highlighted by a horrific moment in recent NFL memory. Cowboys QB Dak Prescott was rolled up on after a short run and suffered a compound fracture and dislocation of his ankle in a gruesome injury that broke the hearts of players, media, and fans all across the country. I was personally very emotional for Dak, who has been through so much in his NFL career, and was so close to getting paid in a big way. Seeing him getting carted off the field in tears was just heartbreaking. We’re all praying for you, 4. At the time of the injury, the Cowboys were losing thanks to some impressive play from the Giants on both sides of the ball, highlighted by a 46 yard pick six of Prescott. Dak lead his team back from 14 down, including a wild trick play in which he caught a touchdown from WR Cedrick Wilson. Backup QB and former Cincinnati Bengal Andy Dalton came in for Dallas, and struggled for a while as the Giants retook the lead with less than 9 minutes to play. The Cowboys got a late field goal to tie the game, stopped the Giants with less than a minute to play, and the Red Rifle hit WR Michael Gallup on back to back amazing throws to set up the game-winning field goal. It was an inspiring win by a team that was absolutely devastated by the loss of their franchise QB. Dallas now sits atop the NFC East at 2-3, and I think they’re in very good hands with Dalton. The Giants are now 0-5 and still very much a contender in the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™. It was their best game of the year, but it still wasn’t enough. Next up for them is Washington, in what might be one of the worst games you will ever see.

Seahawks 27-26 Vikings

Russell Wilson did it again. As if there were any doubt. The Seahawks looked absolutely lethargic for over a half of football as they could barely move the football against a Vikings team that was not scared of the challenge. The Minnesota offense was churning on both the ground and through the air as they jumped out to a 13-0 lead. The Seahawks drove for a touchdown for their first points of the game, then were gifted a short field on a fumble, scored another touchdown, and then were gifted another short field on a spectacular INT of Cousins by LB K.J. Wright, and scored another touchdown to take a 21-13 lead in the blink of an eye. Three TDs in two minutes from a team that couldn’t buy a point in the first half got them right back into it. Cousins responded with an impressive drive ending in a TD to Adam Thielen, then hit Thielen for another touchdown with 7 minutes left in the game to put the Vikings in the driver’s seat. The ball was back in Wilson’s hands, and everyone expected the Seahawks to take the lead right back led by the most clutch player in football. But shockingly, Russ threw a sloppy interception to seemingly seal Seattle’s fate. All Minnesota needed was a few first downs. The Vikings got inside the redzone and were stopped short of the line to gain, and facing 4th and inches, had two choices: go for it and end the game with a first down or kick a field goal to take an 8 point lead with less than 2 minutes to play. HC Mike Zimmer preposterously chose the former, and the Vikings were stopped. Russell Wilson had a chance at redemption, and did not make the same mistakes twice. On a 4th and 10 with his back to his own endzone, he hit WR D.K. Metcalf on a beautiful deep ball down the left sideline. He drove his team all the way down to the goal line with about 30 seconds to play, but Seattle couldn’t punch it in on 3 straight plays. Facing 4th down with 15 seconds left, Wilson found Metcalf again for the game-winning touchdown. It was another game-winning drive led by Wilson, who is always built for the moment. The Seahawks were outplayed all night long, but Russ somehow managed to snatch a victory from the jaws of defeat to lead his team to 5-0. He is firmly in the lead for this season’s MVP. It’s not even close.

Saints 30-27 Chargers

For the first time in 2020, I got the exact score of a game right in a prediction! I definitely didn’t expect the game to go the way it went in terms of how badly the Chargers blew it, but still, it feels nice to be exactly right. The Chargers came out firing on all cylinders led by rookie QB Justin Herbert, who threw 3 first half TDs to lead his team to a 20-3 lead. Herbert looked as mobile and as strong as ever, and his arm was dropping jaws all across America. New Orleans’ offense looked lifeless as QB Drew Brees struggled for almost the entire first half, highlighted by a very poor interception that led to a touchdown for LA. The Saints reached the endzone right at the end of the half to cut the lead to 10, and cut it to 7 in the 3rd. Brees found TE Jared Cook on a beautiful deep ball in the 4th to tie the game, and the Chargers’ lead was officially blown (again). Both defenses held up for almost the rest of the quarter, but on a pivotal 3rd down with less than 4 minutes left, the Saints secondary blew their coverage on Chargers WR Mike Williams who was wide open and walked into the endzone for a go-ahead touchdown with 3:40 left. The rookie delivered again as he did all night for his 4th touchdown of the game. But, this is the Chargers, so of course they had to blow it. The Saints drove right down the field and tied the game on a Taysom Hill touchdown run with 52 seconds left. But even then, the former Oregon QB didn’t give up. Herbert led his team down the field and set up a potential game-winning field goal, but kicker Michael Badgley doinked it off the right upright, and the game went to overtime. In OT, the Saints took the lead on a field goal, and after a big drop by Chargers rookie WR K.J. Hill, stopped LA on 4th down to win it. It was another blown lead by LA, who has now lost their last 4 games despite deserving to win each game. Herbert is still winless as a starter, but should be undefeated. The rookie shut up any and all doubters with 264 yards and 4 touchdowns, but even he isn’t good enough to stop the Chargers from being the Chargers.

Titans 42-16 Bills

Tuesday night’s battle of undefeateds showed us quite a bit about each of these teams. The Tennessee Titans aren’t the flashiest or the most exciting, but they just win games. Everyone on the team does their job and it works to perfection. Tennessee was in control from start to finish as both their offense and defense executed from start to finish. CB Malcolm Butler picked off Bills QB Josh Allen twice, RB Derrick Henry was running people over and throwing people off him like they were JV players, and QB Ryan Tannehill put up another efficient and dominant game. HC Mike Vrabel’s squad does their job week in and week out, winning games and shutting down great teams, even dating back to last year. Even with their COVID-19 issues, they put together a masterclass against a Bills team that is very good. This Titans team is certainly one of the league’s best, and now they have put the NFL on notice with this huge win in primetime. This isn’t the end of the world for Buffalo, but they definitely need to tighten up as they take on the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday evening.

All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 5 Picks

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Buccaneers QB Tom Brady will look to lead his team to their 4th straight victory on Thursday night in Chicago against the Bears. (h/t Getty Images)

Another week, another slate of games to pick. I went 11-4 in Week 4, bringing my total to 20-10-1 on the year. A pretty good week, but there’s always room to improve. Let’s predict this week’s contests.

Buccaneers 28-17 Bears

The Brady vs. Foles rematch we’ve all been waiting for. Both QBs are in different places than the last time they faced off in Super Bowl LII, but they’re both doing similar things. Brady is still putting up incredible numbers down in Tampa, and Foles is still pulling miracles in Chicago. That is, he pulled one miracle. He’ll need another one if he wants to beat this Bucs team, which has one of the most solid defensive units in the league. I like Brady and co. to get the job done quite easily against a Bears team that struggled mightily offensively last week. Perhaps this is the week that Chicago figures things out, but I doubt it.

Panthers 31-28 Falcons

If you told me that one of these teams would be 2-2 and the other would be 0-4 coming into this matchup, I definitely would’ve guessed that the wrong teams had those records. Alas, here we are. The Falcons are reeling week after week, either being outclassed or blowing leads. The Panthers have strung together a couple of really nice wins, and will hope to keep that momentum going on Sunday in Atlanta. I think they will, but I expect the Falcons offense to keep them in the game for a while. Don’t expect WR Calvin Ridley to be a no-show again like he was last week.

Chiefs 38-24 Raiders

I am hoping for the best for Kansas City players after playing against a team now dealing with a plethora of COVID-19 complications last week. Everything appears to be going smoothly, but you never know with the virus. If things proceed normally, then this game will not be very close. The Chiefs offense and QB Patrick Mahomes has only been slowed down by the Patriots this year, and the Raiders don’t have nearly the defense that New England has. I expect this lackluster defense to continue being underwhelming, and Vegas will lose big.

Cardinals 31-13 Jets

The Cardinals have lost back-to-back games and are looking to get back on track ASAP to compete in the toughest division in football. Luckily for them, they get the New York Jets this week. Moreover, the Jets will be starting QB Joe Flacco thanks to the shoulder injury sustained by Sam Darnold last week. This game should not be close at all, and I don’t expect it to be. If the Cardinals prove me wrong again… there will definitely be some questions.

Steelers 27-17 Eagles

The good ol’ battle for Pennsylvania. Two teams that I despise from cities that I despise. I wish they’d both lose. However, I’m practical, so I’ll take Pittsburgh to win this game. The Steelers defense is way too good to give up big plays to nobodies like the 49ers did last week against the Eagles. I expect QB Carson Wentz to struggle greatly and maybe have his worst game of the season. However, I wouldn’t overreact in Philly, as this Pittsburgh team is just straight up better than them.

Rams 31-14 Washington

The Kyle Allen era begins in DC. That physically pained me to type. Oh well. I personally hope we lose this game by 100, but like I said above, I am practical. The Rams are a better team than Washington. Better on offense, better on defense, and much better on special teams. This game should be a blowout. The one thing Washington has going for them is that the Rams might be a bit jet lagged, but I doubt they’ll fall into an early 28-3 deficit again. This game should be a blowout, and I hope that I’m right about that.

Ravens 30-21 Bengals

Ravens QB Lamar Jackson hasn’t practiced much this week, but I doubt that’ll make him play any worse this Sunday. Baltimore is starting to get back on track after their embarrassing loss to the Chiefs, and the Bengals don’t propose much of a challenge. Cincy finally got in the win column last week, and QB Joe Burrow continues to look great on a weekly basis. The kid refuses to go down without a fight, and I don’t think he will this week, even against a team like the Ravens. Despite that, it won’t be enough. If the Bengals can pull off this upset, it’d be pretty great to see, but I just don’t think it’s very likely.

Texans 27-24 Jaguars

Houston finally moved off HC/GM Bill O’Brien, and now Romeo Crennel will lead the team for the rest of 2020. I think his tenure will get off to a good start. Jacksonville has been up and down this year, and I never know what version of the team I’m going to get on Sundays. Regardless, I expect this Texans team to be fired up, as many players have implicitly expressed their relief now that BOB is gone. These teams match up pretty well talent wise, but I like Houston, who has an extra edge going into this game, to come out with the W.

49ers 31-19 Dolphins

San Francisco should be getting their starting QB Jimmy Garoppolo back this week against Miami, and that is reason enough for me to pick them. This offense looked decent under Nick Mullens last week, but he singlehandedly lost them the game in the 4th quarter. With Garoppolo back, this offense will be back to (almost) full strength. Luckily, they face a Dolphins team that didn’t play very inspiring football a week ago. I think this is a great matchup for a 49ers team looking to get back on track. The Fins could linger around for a while, but I like San Francisco to take care of business fairly easily.

Browns 22-19 Colts

This honestly might be the best matchup of the week.: a fantastic offense vs. a fantastic defense. Both of these teams excelled in those specific phases last Sunday, but it will not be as easy this week. The Browns might struggle offensively in their first game of many to come without RB Nick Chubb. However, I still think they’ll be the team to win this game. Yes, I have been raving about the Colts defense all season long, but they haven’t played an offense as talented as Cleveland’s yet, even without Chubb. I also think the Browns have a pretty good defense of their own. I trust Cleveland’s stars to make the big plays in the big moments more than I trust Indy’s. For that reason, I’ll take the Browns.

Cowboys 38-16 Giants

This game should not be close whatsoever. The Cowboys are very lucky that, in a week filled with scrutiny and slander from the media and fans, they get to play the New York Giants. This offense should have a field day against a New York defense that is pretty bad, despite a very good game against the Rams last Sunday. Dallas’ defense should also have a bounce back week against a Giants offense that has scored 3 offensive touchdowns in 4 games. If the Cowboys somehow manage to lose this game, then it will be time for an implosion in the coaching staff.

Seahawks 34-31 Vikings

This Sunday’s nightcap should be a blast. The Seahawks defense has proven that they cannot stop a nosebleed, and now they welcome to town an offense that has found its groove in the last 2 weeks. Vikings QB Kirk Cousins has been putting up great numbers with his WRs Adam Thielen and Justin Jefferson starting to get hot. But, the Seahawks have also proven that they can win all the shootouts in the world, which the Vikings have not. QB Russell Wilson will always find a way to win the game for his team, and that’s exactly what I expect him to do on Sunday night. I expect it to be nothing short of a thriller; what else would I expect from the 2020 Seattle Seahawks?

Patriots 27-13 Broncos

Another Patriots game moved to Monday evening thanks to COVID-19 issues. CB Stefon Gilmore tested positive for the virus this week, which means the Patriots’ two best players will likely be out for this game. If QB Cam Newton somehow manages to play in this game, then it’ll be a lot worse than a 14 point game. But, even without Cam, I think New England wins big. They are simply much better than a Denver team that has been destroyed by injuries. HC Bill Belichick is also way too smart to be out-coached or out-gameplanned by Broncos HC Vic Fangio. This game could end up being ugly, which wouldn’t surprise me at all. In any case, the Patriots will win it.

Saints 30-27 Chargers

This one should be fun. The Chargers announced that rookie QB Justin Herbert will be their full-time starter going forward (as if there were any other choice), and he has been red hot to start his career. He just got finished dotting up one of the best secondaries in football a week ago. Next up for him is a secondary that has struggled all year long in New Orleans. I fully expect Herbert to pop off once again, but in typical Chargers fashion, it won’t be enough. The Saints are more experienced, more talented, and better coached. Moreover, WR Michael Thomas is probably returning this week, which will provide a big boost to a New Orleans offense that has yet to find a true rhythm in 2020. If Herbert can lead his team to a victory on Monday night, then hopefully it will shut up any people who still doubt him.

Bills 27-26 Titans

Tuesday night football! This game is now being played on Tuesday the 13th due to more COVID-19 problems in Tennessee. That is, unless the Titans still can’t get their players under control. In that case, this game will likely be canceled. But I’m an optimist, so let’s talk as if everything will proceed in the best case scenario. This is the only battle of unbeatens this week, and it should be very fun to watch. Both of these teams are very solid all around, and are both extremely well-coached. These are two classic franchises who are now both on the track back to success. I’ll take Buffalo to pull this one out by an extremely narrow margin, only because they’ve proven that they can beat some elite teams in this league. Tennessee did have an extra week off to rest and prepare, but I still think that the Bills will come out on top. I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if I’m wrong. Let’s just hope this game actually happens.

All stats taken from ESPN.

Post-Week 4 Power Rankings

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Packers QB Aaron Rodgers tossed 4 touchdowns in a Monday night rout of the Falcons to improve Green Bay to 4-0.(h/t Mark Hoffman, USA Today)

This week showed us how dominant the top teams in the NFL are, and shuffled around the bottom of the league. Let’s stack up the teams 1-32 now that a quarter of the regular season is over.

1 – Chiefs (4-0)

Kansas City struggled offensively for a while on Monday evening against one of the best defenses in the league, to no fault of their own. Patriots HC Bill Belichick will always gameplan such that you struggle against him, especially with an extra day of planning. But that isn’t enough to make me bump this team down at all. They’re still at full strength and will continue to win games. This game against the Patriots might have been the toughest test they face this year. We’ll find out soon enough, as they take on the Bills in a couple weeks.

2 – Packers (4-0)

As I said yesterday, Aaron Rodgers is still a very bad man. The Packers QB thew 4 touchdowns in a dominating victory over the Falcons. Green Bay continues to look extremely solid on both sides of the ball, even when they’re missing their top 2 receivers. Who knew Robert Tonyan would be a viable weapon on offense? They’ll likely be getting WR Davante Adams back after their bye week. Next up for the Rodgers and the Pack: Tom Brady and the Buccaneers. I can’t wait to see that.

3 – Seahawks (4-0)

Seattle is still annoying me. QB Russell Wilson continues to cook, but this team continues to have no defense. They need to beat teams like Miami by more than just 8 points. I trust this team to win games for as long as Russ is the QB, but if they truly want to cement themselves as a Super Bowl contender, then they need to go out and get a pass rusher. They have Jamal Adams as an anchor in the secondary and Bobby Wagner as one in the box, but they have no presence on the defensive line. If they don’t find it, then the likes of Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers will have field days against this team.

4 – Bills (4-0)

Buffalo could honestly be higher than this, but I’m ok with keeping them at 4 for another week. QB Josh Allen has played every game this season masterfully, and WR Stefon Diggs is looking like one of the best offseason pickups in the NFL. Diggs now leads the NFL in receiving, and Allen is 2nd to only Cowboys QB Dak Prescott in passing yards (if only Dak didn’t love statpadding so much). The defense also showed up when it needed to on Sunday, forcing a turnover that led to a touchdown to all but ice the win for Buffalo. This team now faces back to back unbeaten teams in Tennessee and Kansas City. It’s time to see if the Bills are truly a contender.

5 – Buccaneers (3-1)

I’m starting to sound like a broken record here. The Bucs are improving every week, still. Tom Brady’s chemistry with his weapons offensively is increasing, still. This team did get off to a sluggish start on Sunday with a Brady pick 6 and the defense giving up bombs to Justin Herbert and the Chargers, but they controlled the game from being down 17 until the final whistle, in large part due to 5 Tom Brady TD passes. Now this team has shown us that they can play from behind, and they can win games with both their offense and their defense. I’m not sure what else I can say about this team. They are much better than anyone in the media is giving them credit for.

6 – Ravens (3-1)

Baltimore took the short trip down to Landover on Sunday for a contest with Washington and came out with a… somewhat unconvincing win. Yes the Ravens lead wire to wire, but they were gifted some short fields and got very lucky on a risky fake punt conversion when they were only up 7. They only outgained Washington by 7 yards on offense. It seemed like Washington was controlling the tempo for a while, but those aforementioned mistakes/gifts helped the Ravens put the game away early. It’s not like they needed to do much to win that game, but it was simply unconvincing. I’m sure they’ll be fine and blow out teams in these next few weeks, but I’ll have to see it myself before I bump them up again.

7 – Steelers (3-0) 1

The Steelers got COVID’d thanks to the Titans and now look ahead to taking on the cross-state rival Eagles. I think they should dispatch of Philly quite handily. This is a team that is still very good on both sides of the ball. And they now had an extra week off to rest and prepare. They’ll be fine

8 – Titans (3-0) 2

This team is lucky I bumped them up after almost ruining the league with COVID-19 issues. But they were the beneficiary of teams above them losing games. Not much I can say about the Titans here. I’m interested to see how they play against the Bills this weekend. That is, if they play against the Bills this weekend.

9 – Rams (3-1)

Going into Sunday’s game against the Giants, the Rams were 12.5 point favorites. They didn’t even score that many points until they were 54 minutes into the game. Yes, LA went home with a win, but it was very ugly, slow, and sluggish against arguably the worst team in football. It was very uncharacteristic of a team that had put on 3 consecutive impressive outings, especially offensively. I’m fairly confident in saying that this will be a one-time thing for a team coached by Sean McVay, but you never know. This week, they travel east again to take on a Washington team with a fairly solid defense. I personally hope they score 100.

10 – Patriots (2-2) 3

I will honestly admit that I am being very harsh on the Patriots this week. Their starting QB Cam Newton tested positive for COVID-19, leading to very poor QB play in KC on Monday night by backups Brian Hoyer and Jarrett Stidham. This team looked absolutely fantastic defensively, and they probably would have won that game if Cam was healthy. Unfortunately, their terrific defensive performance meant nothing. But it has proven that this team can compete with anyone in the league as long as they have this defensive personnel and Bill Belichick wearing a headset. Star CB Stefon Gilmore did test positive for COVID-19 today, which could set the defense back just a bit, but I still think they’ll be fine in the long term.

11 – Saints (2-2) 1

The Saints finally got back to looking like the Saints on Sunday afternoon in Detroit. New Orleans got off to a slow start and found themselves in a 14-0 hole thanks to a tip drill INT by the Lions defense, but scored 35 straight from there on out and never looked back. Now this team gets WR Michael Thomas back ahead of a very intriguing Monday night showdown against one of the league’s most compelling teams in the Chargers, led by QB Justin Herbert. That should be quite a fun game to watch.

12 – Browns (3-1) 5

Cleveland’s rise to not only relevance, but stardom, is almost complete. This team has looked absolutely spectacular in the last 3 weeks, scoring 35, 34, and 49 points respectively. Their defense is also improving by the week, led by superstar DE Myles Garrett, who might be the best defensive player in football right now. Don’t let the defensive stats from Sunday’s game in Dallas fool you, since most of the Cowboys’ yards came in garbage time. This team is figuring out how to run their offense to perfection, especially by integrating WR Odell Beckham Jr. more. Star RB Nick Chubb unfortunately got placed on IR this week, but they still have a great back in Kareem Hunt to carry the load for the next month or so. HC Kevin Stefanski has figured out how to get things going on both sides of the ball in Cleveland, and it is working wonderfully.

13 – Colts (3-1) 5

I will now give Indianapolis all the credit they deserve. The Colts boast a defense that might be the best in football, even without S Malik Hooker. This team leads the NFL in PPG and YPG defensively and has given up just 18 points in the last 9 games. The Bears only put up 3 points the in the first 58 minutes against them on Sunday. The offense also continues to do its job by scoring however much they need to. QB Philip Rivers only has 1 TD in every game so far this year, but that formula works just fine because the defense is that good. This is certainly a playoff team that might contend with the Titans for the AFC South title.

14 – 49ers (2-2) 3

Sunday night’s loss to Philadelphia was an inexcusable one for this 49ers team, but I’ll cut them some slack. They were missing their starting QB Jimmy Garoppolo and were extremely thin defensively, especially in the secondary. They did not get any help from QB Nick Mullens, who put up a stinker against a bad Eagles defense. Once Jimmy G comes back, this team will be fine and be back to winning games in normal fashion, which is why I’m still giving them the benefit of the doubt and keeping them up here.

15 – Raiders (2-2) 1

The silver and black fell victim to another tough loss against a great team on Sunday, so I wont’ penalize them too much. Buffalo is a very tough team to play, even at home, and the Raiders played them very close for most of the game. Even when the Bills made it a 2 score game late, Vegas almost mounted a comeback. I’m still very confident in what this team can do offensively, but their defense has looked very suspect this whole season. If they don’t tighten up defensively, then it will cost them many close games like on Sunday and could hurt their chances at a wild card spot.

16 – Cardinals (2-2) 3

As I said yesterday, it appears that the Cardinals were tricking us. Back-to-back losses against teams that they should have beaten easily if they played like the Cardinals of weeks 1 and 2. This team is still very talented on both sides of the ball and very well coached, but they are not playing like it at all right now. Hopefully for them, this is just a cold spell, and they’ll be back to winning games very soon. If not, then this is not a playoff team like we all thought a few weeks ago.

17 – Bears (3-1) 2

Chicago looked absolutely dreadful offensively against the Colts on Sunday. Yes, they were playing an elite defense, but only being to muster 11 points the whole game is a bit embarrassing. This team has talent all across the board, and they really should be playing a lot better than they are this season. The one thing they can’t seem to figure out is the QB position. I don’t think there is a clear cut right choice between Mitch Trubisky and Nick Foles, but regardless of who is under center, they should lead their team to better performances than what we saw at Soldier Field last week. It doesn’t get any easier, as they welcome Tom Brady and the Bucs into town on Thursday night for what will likely be another offensive struggle.

18 – Panthers (2-2) 8

Carolina is another team that I will start to give a lot more respect. After a slow start to 2020, this team has strung together back to back impressive wins against 2 good football teams. QB Teddy Bridgewater is playing some good football, even without his main weapon, RB Christian McCaffrey. HC Matt Rhule’s system is starting to take place and work very well. I can only imagine how well it’ll work once McCaffrey returns. I don’t think this is a playoff team, but they won’t be horrible by any means. They have impressed me.

19 – Chargers (1-3)

The Chargers did that thing where they almost win the game but then lose due to a series of unfortunate events for about the millionth time in franchise history. Los Angeles lost their 3rd consecutive game by 7 points or less. They looked to be in control after taking a 24-7 lead, but they got Tom Brady’d. Rookie QB Justin Herbert continues to look spectacular as he was throwing dime after dime downfield against a very solid Tampa secondary. Alas, it wasn’t enough once again. You can give the Chargers a new QB, move them to Los Angeles, give them new unis, and it still won’t matter. They will always be the Chargers.

20 – Vikings (1-3)

Minnesota finally got in the win column on Sunday against a reeling Texans team. It was a good win for a team that needed the confidence boost. QB Kirk Cousins is returning to form, and his WRs Adam Thielen and rookie Justin Jefferson are starting to put up some big numbers. RB Dalvin Cook is also continuing to do his thing as a top 5 rusher in the NFL. This team will be fine, and will likely still fight for a wild card spot this season, but they need to continue stringing together some wins. Sunday’s win was a step in the right direction.

21 – Cowboys (1-3) 5

I really don’t want to waste my time talking about this team. You can refer to yesterday’s excerpt about their game against Cleveland for how I feel about the Cowboys. In short: very talented offense, abysmal defense, head-scratching coaching decisions, and mind-boggling game trends. There is no reason for this team to start every game so lethargically just for them to statpad/”come back” in the end. It’s pretty exhausting, and I feel like they’re better than this. Of course, it doesn’t bother me, since I am ALL FOR Dallas losing games.

22 – Dolphins (1-3) 1

Miami put up a good fight against the Seahawks on Sunday, as every team seemingly does. It was a very “Ryan Fitzpatrick” game for the Dolphins and their current starting QB, resulting in calls from a lot of fans to start rookie QB Tua Tagovailoa. I don’t know if it’s time for that just yet, as they want Tua to learn the system first, but I do think his time is coming soon. Although this team has a lot of talent, it’s not like they will be competing or contending any time soon. Might as well wait it out with Tua, much like the Chiefs did with Mahomes a few years ago.

23 –  Bengals (1-2-1) 6

Congratulations to QB Joe Burrow for getting his first NFL win. He was due. Burrow and the Bengals offense looked very good on Sunday, racking up over 500 yards of total offense. RB Joe Mixon had himself a day with 3 total touchdowns. If Burrow can consistently get this kind of help from the weapons around him, then this team will win a lot more games. Cincy fans have to be delighted that they have found their franchise QB. I am very happy for those fans, and for Burrow himself. Both parties deserve it.

24 – Eagles (1-2-1) 4

QB Carson Wentz and Philadelphia finally decided they wanted to win a football game this year, and it was honestly fairly impressive. Wentz led his team to a 4th quarter comeback victory surrounded by a bunch of practice squad players who honestly might have side hustles bagging groceries. Seriously, who the hell is Travis Fulgham? The Eagles did get some help from San Francisco QB Nick Mullens, who pretty much gifted them a victory in the 4th quarter. Philly now sits atop the NFC East, which isn’t very impressive, but a division lead regardless. Next up is a very tough Steelers team that will likely put the Birds back in their place.

25 – Texans (0-4) 4

Houston dropped to 0-4 after a very tough home loss against the previously-winless Vikings, and decided to finally HC/GM Bill O’Brien. I went into the move yesterday, so check that out for my in-depth reaction to that. Romeo Crennel now has the keys to the Texans car, and will look to keep it on the road for the next 12 weeks. Luckily for Houston, they still have good offensive talent and can get themselves a great new HC this offseason. Unluckily, they are completely deprived of 1st and 2nd round picks for the next 2 years. Perhaps they should make some moves to get those back. If not, it’ll be a long rebuild for this team.

26 – Falcons (0-4) 4

Atlanta lost their fourth game in four tries in 2020, but at least they did it in style. Seriously, those all-white unis looked absolutely gorgeous under the Lambeau lights. It was an expected blowout loss for the Falcons, but I did not expect their offense to look so lethargic. Maybe it was the 9pm start, maybe it was the long road trip, or maybe it was the lasting effect of back to back blown leads, but this team did not look good at all. I’ll still keep them above some other 1-win teams because I simply think they’re better than those teams, but slowly, week by week, the Falcons are proving me wrong.

27 – Jaguars (1-3) 3

Jacksonville is back to their losing ways, but I don’t think it’s anyone’s fault in particular. They have simply been playing better teams. QB Gardner Minshew II is still putting up big numbers, which means the Jaguars are left out of the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™ for another week. Sunday’s game is a reflection of how much of this season has been and will go for the Jags: staying in the fight but coming out on the losing side. This team is a couple of pieces away from being truly competitive, but I don’t think they have it this year.

28 – Lions (1-3) 3

Detroit needs to make some changes. With Sunday’s loss after being up 14-0, the Lions became the first team in NFL history to lose 6 straight games in which they were up double digits. Yes, that definitely is in the nature of Detroit sports, but that doesn’t mean changes can’t be made to help remedy it. HC Matt Patricia is now 10-25-1 in his Lions tenure. It’s time for him to go. The Lions have some good pieces on offense, but have struggled mightily on defense in 2020. They need to improve that area of the team in this rebuild if they want to be competitive in the future. Based on this team’s history, I do not see it happening.

29 – Broncos (1-3) 1

Denver got their first win of 2020 in exciting fashion on Thursday night against the Jets behind a decent outing from temporary starting QB Brett Rypien. Of course, anyone can look good when they face a team like the Jets. This team is still pretty bad, but they showed a lot of good flashes, especially rookie WR Jerry Jeudy and new RB Melvin Gordon. They might be in some games this year, but I don’t expect them to win many more in 2020.

30 – Washington (1-3) 3

Good God in heaven, if I could rank this team 32nd I absolutely would. Today’s decision to bench QB Dwayne Haskins for the foreseeable future in favor of backup QB Kyle Allen is one of the most upsetting decisions this team has made in a very long time. Haskins is a guy that has now been through 3 head coaches (none of whom have wanted him), 3 systems, has not even started a full NFL season’s worth of games, has been ridiculed by fans and the media for playing “poorly” when he was getting the job done, and has now likely played his last game in a Washington uniform. He is coming off one of the best games of his career in which he played perfectly fine, despite what some people might have you believe because of a couple of checkdowns here and there. It’s not Haskins’ fault that OC Scott Turner’s plays and designs are absolutely awful and limit what this team can do on offense. And for someone who has been labeled as “careless with the football”, he has only had 1 multi-turnover game as a starter. Additionally, Haskins has absolutely nothing to work with. He has a true WR1 in Terry McLaurin, and that’s about it. His starting tight end is a converted QB for crying out loud. This move is a testament to the incompetence and impatience of HC Ron Rivera, who knew exactly what he was getting with Haskins at QB, and a franchise who refuses to develop their young QBs, so they leave them out to die. It’s absolutely disgusting and heinous. Now, Kyle Allen gets the keys to the offense. Allen is a true turnover machine, unlike Haskins (who has been turnover-less in 3 of 4 games in 2020). Allen was 2019’s WORST GRADED PASSER according to PFF, and had as bad as 4 INT games last season. He gets the chance because he “knows the system” better and because the NFC East is so bad that Rivera thinks this team can win enough games with Allen to win the division. Yes, the division is bad, but we were already in first place for almost the entire season with Haskins playing the way he was playing. His confidence was going up, his chemistry with his receivers was going up, and this team was poised to start winning again. Instead, we get Kyle Allen. I genuinely hope we lose every game that Allen starts, and Haskins is able to go somewhere that he can truly be appreciated and developed into a winning QB. It’s what he deserves. I will always love him and appreciate what he had to offer in DC. It’s a shame that Dan Snyder and Ron Rivera didn’t. Today is one of the saddest days in recent memory with this team, and I am embarrassed to be a Washington football fan right now.

31 – Giants (0-4)

The Giants put up a much better fight than I ever could have imagined they would on Sunday in Inglewood. They were in that game from start to finish, and it wasn’t until a Daniel Jones turnover in the final minute that they were officially out of it. As I said when talking about the Rams, I think this is a one-time thing, but still, it must be a good confidence boost to not get absolutely curbstomped. This team still isn’t winning any games anytime soon, and is a real contender in the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™, but I am proud of the fight they put up this week.

32 – Jets (0-4)

Yeah. You know what it is. The New York Jets, Adam Gase torture victims, ruiners of Sam Darnold, leaders of the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes™, permanent residents of the #32 spot on Raza’s weekly power rankings. Why isn’t Adam Gase fired yet? Who knows. All I know is that Sam Darnold is being wasted, as is the time of Jets fans. I’m sure they’ll enjoy watching Joe Flacco start the next couple of games at QB.

All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 4 in Review

Browns erupt vs. Cowboys
Browns WR Odell Beckham Jr. had a monster game against the Cowboys with over 150 total yards and 3 total touchdowns. (h/t AP Photo, Brandon Wade)

Another week, another slate of games filled with offense and storylines. Let’s get into it.

Broncos 37-28 Jets

This game was much more entertaining than I ever could have imagined. Maybe I should’ve expected this from 2 teams playing for absolutely nothing. The game got off to a very exciting start with Jets QB Sam Darnold ripping off an incredible 46 yard TD run that probably should never have happened, but the Broncos were watching Trevor Lawrence highlights in the locker room and didn’t want to play defense. Broncos QB Brett Rypien got the call for his first career start, and was playing fairly well for most of the game. He found rookie WR Jerry Jeudy for a long TD and spread the ball out all over the field to a completely depleted offense. He did throw a pick 6 to get the Jets back into it late; New York even took the lead with 6 minutes left. But, a late field goal and dagger TD gave Denver their first win of 2020. This was an ugly game for the Jets defense, who committed so many personal fouls that Broncos HC refused to let his players shake hands with any New York players. Nothing says “a Gregg Williams defense” like no discipline and dirty play. The Jets have strengthened their grip on the Trevor Lawerence Sweepstakes™.

Bengals 33-25 Jaguars

Just as I predicted, QB Joe Burrow got his first win on Sunday. The Bengals rookie signal caller looked great once again, becoming the first rookie QB to throw for 300 yards in 3 consecutive games. He got a ton of help offensively (for once), especially from RB Joe Mixon, who ran for over 150 yards and accounted for 3 total touchdowns. The Jags didn’t play a poor game by any means. QB Gardner Minshew II threw for 351 yards and 2 scores, both to WR DJ Chark. But they could not keep up with the Cincinnati offense, which played its best game of the year with over 500 total yards. If the Bengals attack can play this well consistently, then there are plenty of games to be won.

Browns 49-38 Cowboys

Oh my, where to begin with this one. The Browns came out of the gate firing, scoring first on a trick play that saw WR Jarvis Landry launch a touchdown to WR Odell Beckham Jr. Dallas retaliated to gain a 14-7 lead, including a long touchdown to an emerging star, rookie WR CeeDee Lamb. Cleveland then ripped off an unimaginable 34 unanswered points. The Browns had a whopping 24 point second quarter en route to a 17 point halftime lead, and they didn’t look back (for a time). QB Baker Mayfield was dotting the Cowboys defense and the Browns running game was relentless. Unfortunately, star RB Nick Chubb was rolled up on and injured. Chubb will likely miss up to 6 weeks, but luckily, Cleveland still has Kareem Hunt and D’Ernest Johnson, who was somehow the Browns leading rusher on Sunday. After going up 41-14, the Browns defense kinda gave up, allowing QB Dak Prescott and the Cowboys to do that thing they always do in the 4th quarter where they score a bunch of points and try to come back and make the loss look much less embarrassing than it is. Dallas scored 24 unanswered points to cut the lead to just 3. Then, the Browns put the game away in spectacular fashion. Odell got his number called on a reverse play on which he broke tackles and left Dallas defenders in the dust en route to a 50 yard touchdown to finally put the game away for Cleveland. The Browns are now 3-1 and the offense looks fantastic. HC Kevin Stefanski has finally realized the potential of this team. The Cowboys are now 1-3, and should 100% be 0-4 if the Falcons weren’t, you know, the Falcons. This team is very talented offensively, as Dak Prescott is on pace to break records and has put up great numbers so far this year, but why do they only play well offensively once they’re down by a huge margin? They start super slow, the defense (which is absolutely dreadful) get them in a major hole, and then Dak statpads to an impressive statline and they make the loss look “respectable”. This team needs to make some changes if they want to improve. I personally hope it doesn’t happen.

Saints 35-29 Lions

We need to start giving the Lions more crap for not being able to hold on leads. With their blown 14 point lead on Sunday, they made some incredible NFL history. The Detroit Lions are the only team to blow six (6) straight double digit leads and lose. They are 0-6 in their last 6 games in which they were up by 10+ points. How is that even possible? Maybe it’s because Matt Patricia is a horrible head coach. He is now 10-25-1 in Detroit with several blown games and awful performances. The Saints scored 35 straight points after the Lions started the game up 14-0. For being a “defensive” head coach, his defenses have been atrocious. Yes, the Lions made it a game in the end, but they didn’t really. Even up 14-0, it never felt like the Lions had a grip on this game. Saints QB Drew Brees shook off an early interception and played a good game, leading his team to victory in what was likely their last game without star WR Michael Thomas. The Saints need every win and weapon they can get this season, as their schedule doesn’t get much easier. The Lions need to hit the reset button if they want to have a chance to win more than 5 games a year. Patricia needs to go.

Seahawks 31-23 Dolphins

This game went along fairly predictably. Seattle was in control from wire to wire, but Miami stuck around due to the Seahawks nonexistent pass rush, allowing QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to rack up over 300 yards passing. Seahawks QB Russell Wilson continued to put up big numbers as well, tossing for 360 yards and 2 touchdowns. His 16 TDs through 4 games tied the NFL record, equaling Peyton Manning’s total through 4 weeks in 2013. There’s not much to be said about this game, but I can think of 2 major takeaways. First, it’s time to start preparing rookie QB Tua Tagovailoa to play in Miami. Fitz gets the job done to an extent, but Tua will give this team the hope and “pizzazz”, if you will, that this team needs. It’s a talented group that needs that spark. And second, how does Tyler Lockett only have 2 catches Russ? My fantasy team did not appreciate that.

Buccaneers 38-31 Chargers

This was quite the game down in Florida. LA jumped out to a 24-7 lead behind some incredible throws by rookie QB Justin Herbert and a long pick 6 of Bucs QB Tom Brady. Herbert continued looking like the quarterback of the future in Los Angeles, as he found WR Tyron Johnson for a long TD on a drop dead gorgeous throw. The Bucs slowly worked their way back into the game, as Brady became the living embodiment of the going from leaning back to leaning forward in your chair meme. Brady tossed 5 touchdowns to 5 different receivers and threw for 369 yards to bring his team back and lead them to victory. The Chargers did regain the lead late in the 3rd quarter behind another beautiful deep touchdown throw from Herbert, but Tampa controlled the game the rest of the way. It was the 222nd regular season win in Tom Brady’s career, giving him the most wins of any player at any position in NFL history. It was a great QB battle between two players born 21 years apart from each other. The Bucs continued to look like one of the best teams in the NFL, and the Chargers have to be excited about their future with Herbert at the helm.

Ravens 31-17 Washington

The Washington Football Team put up a good fight on Sunday against one of the best teams in the league. It may have looked like Washington got off to a slow start, but the offense was actually moving along nicely. A fumble on a great play by Ravens DB Marlon Humphrey and a missed field goal spotted the Ravens 2 short fields and resulted in 2 touchdowns. Yes, the Ravens offense looked very surgical from start to finish, but they finished with only 7 more total yards than Washington. QB Dwayne Haskins played one of the better games of his career, statistically, completing 71% of his passes and racking up 314 passing yards. Haskins hit WR Terry McLaurin on a beautiful deep ball and ran for a score late, showing flashes of good play, and hopefully boosting his confidence after a rough outing last week in Cleveland. Another bright spot for Washington was rookie RB Antonio Gibson, who accounted for 128 total yards and scored a touchdown. This team did not play too poorly in a game that I thought they would look lifeless in. They’re slowly improving, and rallying behind HC Ron Rivera is helping bring this team together. They get Chase Young back next week, which will greatly help the defense. I wouldn’t count Washington out yet.

Panthers 31-21 Cardinals

It’s official. The Cardinals were tricking us. In back-to-back weeks they have lost to two teams who really had no business winning. I do think the Panthers are better than many people, myself included, were giving them credit for, but without RB Christian McCaffrey, the fact that they won this game is shocking. After 2 very convincing wins to start 2020, the Cardinals have not looked like the same team in the last 2 weeks. The offense has not been able to get going as QB Kyler Murray threw for just 133 yards on Sunday. RB Kenyan Drake also got knocked out of the game, hurting the run game for Arizona. For the Panthers, QB Teddy Bridgewater looked great, throwing for 276 yards and 2 TDs, as well as running in his first touchdown since his awful knee injury 4 years ago. The Panthers don’t look like a bad team at all, and I think they’ll win many more games this year, especially once McCaffrey returns. Arizona, on the other hand, needs to return to form if they want to keep up in the NFC.

Vikings 31-23 Texans

The Winless Bowl had some pretty big ramifications. The game itself was controlled by Minnesota from wire to wire, although the Texans almost mounted a comeback late. Kirk Cousins had another nice game, throwing for 260 yards and a touchdown with no picks. Houston played a good game offensively and almost tied the game, but the referees ruled a would-be touchdown incomplete to end things. The Vikings left NRG Stadium with their first win of 2020, and the Texans decided to fire HC/GM Bill O’Brien after an 0-4 start. It was a move that was seemingly a long time coming, as the trades that gave away WR DeAndre Hopkins and multiple first and second round picks made zero sense and have set this team back drastically. The fans and players seem very pleased about it on social media, and I think that is completely justified. Yes, under BOB this team was winning and in the playoffs, but they never had that signature win to cement them as an elite team. They could have had it last year in Kansas City, but Patrick Mahomes said no. This is the right move for Houston, and I hope it pays off.

Rams 17-9 Giants

This is one I did not see coming. Yes I picked the Rams to win, but I predicted a 35 point win, not an 8 point one. Both offenses struggled mightily all game long on Sunday, outside of the Rams’ opening drive. I’m not sure how an the offense, which has looked so good through the first 3 games of the year, played so poorly against a Giants defense which couldn’t even stop Nick Mullens last week. But, they still got the job done thanks to a late, long catch-and-run touchdown from WR Cooper Kupp. I, for one, hope the Rams struggle just as much if not more than they did against the Giants when they roll into the nation’s capital next Sunday. But, I don’t think Sean McVay will let that happen.

Colts 19-11 Bears

Perhaps Mitch Trubisky wasn’t the problem. Or maybe the Colts defense is just that good. New Bears starting QB Nick Foles struggled quite a bit against Indianapolis, who has proven to have one of the best defenses in football. They statistically lead the league in yards allowed per game and points allowed per game. They held Chicago to just 3 points for over 58 minutes on Sunday. The offense did what it needed to do as well, scoring a touchdown and netting 4 field goals to control the game from start to finish. This is not a flashy team by any means, but the Colts are very solid all around. They have the roster to compete with many top teams in the AFC. Don’t be surprised if Indy is the team to play spoiler against some AFC favorites later in the year en route to a playoff appearance.

Bills 30-23 Raiders

Josh Allen is still doing Josh Allen things. The Bills QB continued putting up huge numbers on Sunday in Vegas. He threw for 288 yards, 115 of which going to WR Stefon Diggs, who is now the leading receiver in the NFL. The Raiders stuck around for the whole game, but the Bills led the whole way and stomped on Vegas’ throats in the 4th quarter. The Raiders defense continues to be a massive problem for them. They have the talent on both sides of the ball to be competitive, but it needs to translate to more wins against great teams. The Bills are not just a great team, but an elite team. They can beat anyone on any given Sunday. Their next 2 games will tell us a lot more about how much of a contender they are, as they take on the currently unbeaten Titans and Chiefs.

Eagles 25-20 49ers

This was… hard to watch. I really don’t know how Eagles QB Carson Wentz willed his team to victory on Sunday, considering he was playing with Walmart grocery baggers at WR. It seemed like the 49ers were in control for most of this game, despite pretty bad QB play from Nick Mullens. But it turns out that Mullens would truly be San Francisco’s downfall, as he threw an AWFUL pick that was returned for a touchdown to all but ice the game for Philadelphia. Yes, CJ Beathard came in for the Niners and almost led the incredible comeback, but it was far too little too late. The Niners lost a game they had no excuse losing, and now the Eagles sit on top of the NFC (L)East at 1-2-1. I will give credit to Wentz for winning a game with what he was given, but I’m still very bitter about Washington being knocked out of first. Hopefully the Eagles go back to losing, which is more likely than not.

Chiefs 26-10 Patriots

This was interesting. Patriots QB Cam Newton unfortunately tested positive for COVID-19, pushing this game back to Monday evening, and forcing New England to start QB Brian Hoyer. Even with the significant downgrade at QB, the Patriots hung around for a while on Monday. Their defense played a terrific game against the Chiefs offense and QB Patrick Mahomes. New England was in this game for a while, even after having to bench Hoyer for Jarrett Stidham. It wasn’t until Stidham threw a pick 6 thanks to WR Julian Edelman dropping a pass that I could have caught that the Patriots were out of it. I truly think that, had Cam Newton played in this game, the Patriots would have won. I’d keep an eye out for these two teams meeting again in January, because I wouldn’t be so sure that the Patriots wouldn’t come out on top.

Packers 30-16 Falcons

Update: Aaron Rodgers is still a bad man. Missing his 2 best WRs, all ARod did was throw for a measly 327 yards and 4 TDs on 82% completion. Packers TE Robert Tonyan, who you would not know about if he played on any other team, had 98 yards and 3 touchdowns. Green Bay didn’t even need RB Aaron Jones to carry a big load, as Jamaal Williams got plenty of snaps in the backfield and did his thing both running and catch the ball. I tweeted earlier today that Rodgers could take 52 lawn chairs to the playoffs, and it might not be too much of an exaggeration. Rodgers put on a masterclass, and he’s getting his best weapon back next week. Even the defense looked spectacular with star LB Za’Darius Smith and CB Jaire Alexander putting on shows. Alexander held star Falcons WR Calvin Ridley to a shocking goose egg in the receiving column. The Green Bay Packers are the best team in the NFC and they are a force to be reckoned with. The Falcons offense struggled all night against the Green Bay defense, and Atlanta is now 0-4. They probably should be 2-2, but we don’t hand out moral victories here. Sooner or later, coaching changes need to be made. I think they will be made much sooner than later.

All stats taken from ESPN.

Week 4 Picks

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Patriots QB Cam Newton and Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes will face off for the first time as their teams renew their rivalry this Sunday. (h/t NFL.com)

Another Thursday is upon us, which means it’s time to pick 16 more games. I went 9-6-1 last week, bringing my season total to… 9-6-1. Unfortunately I didn’t track my personal picks in the first 2 weeks; better late than never! Anyways, let’s get into it.

Jets 14-10 Broncos

Thursday, 8:2o EST, NFL Network

Zzzzzzz…. Oh, sorry. Fell asleep for a second while thinking about this game. I don’t want to watch this game. You don’t want to watch this game. But, I think we’ll do it anyways. Thursday night’s affair is certain to be a snoozefest. The over/under is 41 for crying out loud! I’ll just take the home team here because I can. I actually think the Jets have a much better shot to win this game, but you never know what you’re going to get with this dumpster fire of a team. If the Jets lose, I expect HC Adam Gase gone by the weekend.

Colts 24-20 Bears

Sunday, 1:00 EST, CBS

A classic matchup between two pretty good defenses and two pretty meh offenses. Perhaps the Bears attack will pick up where they left off in Atlanta and come out firing with Nick Foles at QB. Based on what I’ve seen through 3 weeks, I trust the Colts defense to stay tight and lock up the Bears. I expect a big game from Colts RB Jonathan Taylor as well, as I’m not sure how much Indy will trust Philip Rivers to throw the ball against a really good Bears secondary.

Bengals 26-23 Jaguars

Sunday, 1:00 EST, CBS

Cat fight. The Bengals came oh so close to winning their first game led by rookie QB Joe Burrow last Sunday, but settled for a tie. I think they finally get that first W on Sunday when the Jags come to town. These are two of the worst teams in football on paper, but they’ve shown a lot of fight in their games this season. Jacksonville gets an extra 3 days of rest/preparation, but I feel much more confident in Burrow and the Bengals than I do Jacksonville.

Cowboys 30-27 Browns

Sunday, 1:00 EST, FOX

This should be a fun game. I expect to see a lot of points at JerryWorld on Sunday. The Cowboys defense hasn’t really shown up this season, especially in the secondary, so if Browns QB Baker Mayfield and RBs Nick Chubb and Kareem Hunt can get going, the Browns should make this a game. I trust Dallas to win though, as QB Dak Prescott has been on fire to start this season, and in the event of a close game, I trust the experience of the Cowboys offense and coaching staff to pull out a win. It should be a blast to watch.

Saints 31-17 Lions

Sunday, 1:00 EST, FOX

The Saints are likely getting WR Michael Thomas back this week, and if they do, then this game shouldn’t be close. Thomas’ absence has left a very big hole in this offense, and in QB Drew Brees’ game. Perhaps they wouldn’t have 2 losses if Thomas was available. In any case, the Saints are the better team all across the board, and should win this game fairly easily. If the Lions could pull another shocking upset for the second consecutive week, I’m sure the rest of theNFC would thank them for it. But I don’t see that happening.

Seahawks 35-24 Dolphins

Sunday, 1:00 EST, FOX

The Seahawks will be making a loooooong trip down to South Beach and play another difficult 1pm EST game. Luckily, they’re not playing a very good team. Yes, the Dolphins looked very good last Thursday night, but the Jaguars will make most teams look good. Seattle is one of the best teams in football, despite their woeful defense. As long as Russell Wilson is quarterbacking this team, I like them to win most games. Especially against the likes of Miami. The Dolphins will probably put up a decent amount of points, but it won’t be enough against one of the best offenses in the league.

Buccaneers 27-17 Chargers

Sunday, 1:00 EST, CBS

The red hot Bucs host a struggling, injury-ridden Chargers team this Sunday, so I expect a comfortable Tampa Bay win. QB Tom Brady and the Bucs offense have looked sharper by the week, and their defense is one of the best units in the NFL. Chargers rookie QB Justin Herbert has put up good numbers through his first 2 starts, but has also struggled with turnover issues. I don’t think playing this defense will help that issue much. Los Angeles traveling east to play a 1pm game is also a challenge. Tampa should win this game comfortably.

Ravens 38-13 Washington

Sunday, 1:00 EST, CBS

The Battle of the Beltway will have its 7th installment on Sunday, and it might be the ugliest one yet. Baltimore is one of the best teams in the NFL, and Washington is one of the worst. The Ravens will likely be fired up after getting embarrassed last week against the Chiefs. Washington has been dealing with some injuries on both sides of the ball, and won’t be fully healthy for this game. Even if they were, it wouldn’t save them from a blowout. The Ravens are a far better team with far better personnel and coaching. This game won’t be close. The Ravens are the heaviest favorite of the season coming into this game (-14), and they should cover with ease.

Cardinals 28-23 Panthers

Sunday, 1:00 EST, FOX

This matchup will always remind me of the 2015 NFC Championship Game, perhaps the weirdest championship game matchup of all time. These teams are in very different places now, of course. The Cardinals are coming off a tough loss to Detroit, and the Panthers are looking to string together consecutive wins after a W in Inglewood last week. As long as RB Christian McCaffrey is out, I’m doubtful of Carolina to win games, although they did prove me wrong last Sunday. Still, I like Arizona to win a tight game in Charlotte this week. This team is too good to lose consecutive games to below average teams. I expect QB Kyler Murray to return to form against a Panthers defense that has given up 3 straight big games to opposing QBs.

Vikings 33-30 Texans

Sunday, 1:00 EST, FOX

This is the Winless Teams That Are Better Than Their Record Bowl. Alright, that’s not as catchy as I thought it was. In any case, one of these teams will finally emerge with a victory after a frustrating start to their season. I like Minnesota in this game, and I’m honestly not sure why. It’s just a gut feeling. The Texans have certainly played tougher opponents this year, but Minnesota has fought very hard in 2 of their losses. It’ll be close throughout, and I trust the Vikings on both sides of the ball, as well as their coaching, to win this game in the clutch. If the Texans lose this game, HC Bill O’Brien’s seat will only get hotter.

Rams 45-10 Giants

Sunday, 4:05 EST, FOX

This one is gonna be ugly for the Giants. After getting destroyed last week against the 49ers B-team, I can only imagine how badly they’ll lose to one of football’s best teams, which is fully healthy. This has the chance to be the biggest blowout of the season. The Rams are coming off a very tough loss in a game they should have won vs. the Bills and will be fired up to let out all hostilities on one of football’s worst teams. There’s not much else I can say about this one. It will be total destruction.

Chiefs 31-27 Patriots

Sunday, 4:25 EST, CBS

This game is certainly this week’s best on paper. Kansas City and New England renewing their rivalry, but with a bit of a different look. This will be the first time that QBs Patrick Mahomes and Cam Newton face off against one another in their NFL careers. This is a very different Patriots team than the ones Kansas City has played these last few years, but these coaches always know how to gameplan against one another. This matchup always brings out the best in both teams, and I expect that trend to continue on Sunday at Arrowhead. I like the Chiefs simply because I believe they are a better team, but I expect the Patriots defense to make this game difficult for Mahomes and the Chiefs offense. It wouldn’t shock me if the Patriots pulled this one out, but right now, I’ll take Kansas City.

Bills 35-27 Raiders

Sunday, 4:25 EST, CBS

This is a very underrated matchup this week. Both of these teams have great offenses that have put up good numbers to start this season. The Bills passing attack is second to only Dallas’, as QB Josh Allen continues to put up huge numbers. The Raiders struggled last Sunday against a stout Patriots defense, but will likely have a much easier time this week as Buffalo’s D hasn’t really shown up yet in 2020. I expect to see a lot of points in Vegas on Sunday, and I like the Bills, who have the better offense, QB, and coaching, to leave Allegiant Stadium with a W.

49ers 27-13 Eagles

Sunday, 8:20 EST, NBC

San Francisco welcomes the midnight green mess that is the Philadelphia Eagles to Santa Clara on primetime on Sunday. It’s still not confirmed who will be starting at QB for the 49ers on Sunday, but regardless of who it is, I think they’ll lead the Niners to a win. This is a very, VERY bad Eagles team that doesn’t have the talent to match up with this deep 49ers team, even with all of their injuries. There’s a reason San Francisco’s B-team is still a 7 point favorite. If Eagles QB Carson Wentz plays with his head on his shoulders, maybe this game will be close. But if his first 3 games of 2020 are any indication, that seems very unlikely.

Packers 38-28 Falcons

Monday, 8:15 EST, ESPN

Points, points everywhere. Monday night’s affair in Lambeau is sure to be an offensive explosion as the Packers and Falcons are two of the league’s most explosive offenses. Atlanta has put up big numbers in all of their games, but are still 0-3 due to… obvious reasons. Luckily for Falcons fans, I don’t think this team will give anyone hope of a win with a big lead at any point in this game. The Packers should be in control from wire to wire, but QB Matt Ryan will keep his Falcons lingering for most of the game. Regardless, both of these teams will keep their 0’s in their respective columns once this game is done. If I could tell you anything this week, it would be to take the over in this game right now.

Steelers 24-23 Titans

*Currently postponed indefinitely due to Titans COVID-19 outbreak

I’m not even sure if this game is happening this week. If it does, I like the Steelers. If it doesn’t then I will be very mad at the Tennessee Titans. Their COVID-19 cases are going up by the day, just when it seemed like the league was doing a good job of keeping cases to a minimum. There’s a good chance this game happens on Monday or Tuesday night, which is kind of wacky but also kind of fun. In any case, it should be a good game. These are 2 of the league’s 7 unbeaten teams, and two very talented rosters. I’m not sure who on the Titans has contracted the virus and won’t be playing, but regardless, I’ll take the more experienced team and coaching staff in Pittsburgh to pull this one out.