Post-Week 13 Power Rankings

Cover photo taken from AP News.

1 – 49ers (9-3) 1

I told you they were back.

2 – Eagles (10-2) 1

It’s about damn time.

3 – Cowboys (9-3) 2

Still need to see it against real competition to believe it. Real chance to make a statement on Sunday night.

4 – Ravens (9-3)

We’ll see what happens.

5 – Chiefs (8-4) 2

Real problems.

6 – Lions (9-3)

Keep finding ways to win.

7 – Dolphins (9-3)

See: Dallas. Only difference is this schedule is still a joke until Christmas Eve.

8 – Texans (7-5) 5

Best win in years.

9 – Jaguars (8-4) 1

Is Lawrence ok?

10 – Packers (6-6) 7

Am I about to be vindicated?

11 – Colts (7-5) 4

Just a solid team that always pulls it out. Playoffs are in sight.

12 – Broncos (6-6) 3

Still a chance, but it just got a lot harder.

13 – Bills (6-6) 2

Season comes down to Sunday.

14 – Browns (7-5) 4

Shockingly, Joe Flacco isn’t the answer.

15 – Seahawks (6-6) 3

It’s starting to fall apart a wee bit.

16 – Rams (6-6) 4

Consider me proven wrong.

17 – Chargers (5-7) 1

That was ugly.

18 – Vikings (6-6) 2

One last push?

19 – Steelers (7-5) 5

It’s over.

20 – Bengals (6-6) 1

That was unexpected.

21 – Raiders (5-7) 1

What do you possibly have left in the tank?

22 – Falcons (6-6) 1

That was ugly x2.

23 – Saints (5-7) 4

Yikes.

24 – Buccaneers (5-7) 1

That was ugly x3.

25 – Titans (4-8) 1

Yikes x2.

26 – Bears (4-8)

This is fun, but don’t blow the top five pick, now.

27 – Giants (4-8)

See: above.

28 – Cardinals (3-10) 2

Almost called it.

29 – Commanders (4-9) 1

Good lord.

30 – Jets (4-8) 1

It has never been more over.

31 – Panthers (1-11) 1

Somehow not 32nd this week.

32 – Patriots (2-10) 1

Officially the worst team in the league. Scoring double digit points isn’t rocket science.


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Author: Raza Umerani

Massive sports fanatic. Sadly a diehard DC Sports fan. Virginia Tech Sports Media and Analytics '24

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