Cover photo taken from CBS Sports.
1 –
Eagles (10-1) 
They can’t keep getting away with it.
2 –
49ers (8-3)
1
They’re healthy. They’re back. Sunday determines the season.
3 –
Chiefs (8-3)
1
They’re healthy. They’re kind of back. Need to keep stacking wins.
4 –
Ravens (9-3)
1
Defense is elite. Offense is clearly missing Mark Andrews. How long can they keep it up?
5 –
Cowboys (8-3)
1
Keep on crushing your cupcakes. We’ll see what happens against Philly.
6 –
Lions (8-3)
2
Divisional games are tough. You get a pass… for now.
7 –
Dolphins (8-3)
1
Honestly? Still yet to be really impressed.
8 –
Jaguars (8-3)
2
Massive win on Sunday. The division is theirs to lose.
9 –
Broncos (6-5)
4
I owe you an apology.
10 –
Browns (7-4)
3
You fooled me.
11 –
Bills (6-6) 
Welp.
12 –
Seahawks (6-5) 
It’s a brutal stretch of the schedule, but that’s no excuse to lay down and die.
13 –
Texans (6-5)
4
Tough loss, but one that proves they might not be ready for primetime just yet.
14 –
Steelers (7-4)
1
Crazy what happens to your offense when you fire the coordinator that had you stuck in the 1920s!
15 –
Colts (6-5)
4
Awesome story. Wish they weren’t so beat up.
16 –
Vikings (6-6)
2
Regression to the mean. Both for the one score games and for Josh Dobbs.
17 –
Packers (5-6)
4
“The masculine urge to say ‘we’re back’ after saying ‘it’s over.'”
18 –
Chargers (4-7)
2
Feels like one more straw will break the camel’s back in terms of Brandon Staley.
19 –
Saints (5-6)
2
Really?
20 –
Rams (5-6)
4
Not bad. Keep it up, and we’ll see what happens.
21 –
Bengals (5-6)
3
At least the draft pick will be good.
22 –
Raiders (5-7)
2
That was a fun month, wasn’t it? Back to reality.
23 –
Falcons (5-6)
5
Please don’t end up winning this division. I can’t do it.
24 –
Titans (4-7)
1
Meh.
25 –
Buccaneers (4-7)
3
Even more meh.
26 –
Bears (4-8)
3
“How are you not dead yet?”
“I have no idea!”
27 –
Giants (4-8)
3
I’ll admit it. The Tommy Devito story rocks. Rooting for the kid.
28 –
Commanders (4-8)
3
One bad man gone, one to go.
29 –
Jets (4-7)
3
Perhaps the most unwatchable product in the league.
30 –
Cardinals (2-10)
3
Don’t know why I was respecting this team so much.
31 –
Patriots (2-9) 
Congrats on landing Caleb Williams or Drake Maye!
32 –
Panthers (1-10) 
The franchise should be embarrassed.
