Post-Week 12 Power Rankings

An action-packed Thanksgiving weekend left the Power Rankings in a wild state.

Cover photo taken from CBS Sports.

1 – Eagles (10-1)

They can’t keep getting away with it.

2 – 49ers (8-3) 1

They’re healthy. They’re back. Sunday determines the season.

3 – Chiefs (8-3) 1

They’re healthy. They’re kind of back. Need to keep stacking wins.

4 – Ravens (9-3) 1

Defense is elite. Offense is clearly missing Mark Andrews. How long can they keep it up?

5 – Cowboys (8-3) 1

Keep on crushing your cupcakes. We’ll see what happens against Philly.

6 – Lions (8-3) 2

Divisional games are tough. You get a pass… for now.

7 – Dolphins (8-3) 1

Honestly? Still yet to be really impressed.

8 – Jaguars (8-3) 2

Massive win on Sunday. The division is theirs to lose.

9 – Broncos (6-5) 4

I owe you an apology.

10 – Browns (7-4) 3

You fooled me.

11 – Bills (6-6)

Welp.

12 – Seahawks (6-5)

It’s a brutal stretch of the schedule, but that’s no excuse to lay down and die.

13 – Texans (6-5) 4

Tough loss, but one that proves they might not be ready for primetime just yet.

14 – Steelers (7-4) 1

Crazy what happens to your offense when you fire the coordinator that had you stuck in the 1920s!

15 – Colts (6-5) 4

Awesome story. Wish they weren’t so beat up.

16 – Vikings (6-6) 2

Regression to the mean. Both for the one score games and for Josh Dobbs.

17 – Packers (5-6) 4

“The masculine urge to say ‘we’re back’ after saying ‘it’s over.'”

18 – Chargers (4-7) 2

Feels like one more straw will break the camel’s back in terms of Brandon Staley.

19 – Saints (5-6) 2

Really?

20 – Rams (5-6) 4

Not bad. Keep it up, and we’ll see what happens.

21 – Bengals (5-6) 3

At least the draft pick will be good.

22 – Raiders (5-7) 2

That was a fun month, wasn’t it? Back to reality.

23 – Falcons (5-6) 5

Please don’t end up winning this division. I can’t do it.

24 – Titans (4-7) 1

Meh.

25 – Buccaneers (4-7) 3

Even more meh.

26 – Bears (4-8) 3

“How are you not dead yet?”

“I have no idea!”

27 – Giants (4-8) 3

I’ll admit it. The Tommy Devito story rocks. Rooting for the kid.

28 – Commanders (4-8) 3

One bad man gone, one to go.

29 – Jets (4-7) 3

Perhaps the most unwatchable product in the league.

30 – Cardinals (2-10) 3

Don’t know why I was respecting this team so much.

31 – Patriots (2-9)

Congrats on landing Caleb Williams or Drake Maye!

32 – Panthers (1-10)

The franchise should be embarrassed.


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Author: Raza Umerani

Massive sports fanatic. Sadly a diehard DC Sports fan. Virginia Tech Sports Media and Analytics '24

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